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Hayame Zero 06/09/21 8:27:30 PM #1:	--- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:954827528] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii_Shaker 06/09/21 8:28:26 PM #3:	Mary Jane has always been left thirsty. She hasn't been getting properly Peter'd since the 90s. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:954827557] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Mary Jane has always been left thirsty. She hasn't been getting properly Peter'd since the 90s. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 06/09/21 8:28:48 PM #4:	Didn't he literally kill her from too much sex? --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:954827566] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Didn't he literally kill her from too much sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 06/09/21 8:28:49 PM #5:	His aunt or whatever might get killed again if he is out fucking instead of stopping crime. --- https://imgur.com/ca2qBa1 ^My wife <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:954827568] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>His aunt or whatever might get killed again if he is out fucking instead of stopping crime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 06/09/21 8:29:00 PM #6:	Zipping off to meet Black Cat. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:954827577] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Zipping off to meet Black Cat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/09/21 8:32:32 PM #7:	lilORANG posted... Didn't he literally kill her from too much sex? No, he killed her cuz his semen was radioactive --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:954827695] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>Didn't he literally kill her from too much sex?</quote>No, he killed her cuz his semen was radioactive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame Zero 06/09/21 8:33:32 PM #9:	Wii_Shaker posted... Mary Jane has always been left thirsty. She hasn't been getting properly Peter'd since the 90s. Peter hasn't gotten any mileage in that for so long, it's about time she got some Miles in her --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:954827727] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>Mary Jane has always been left thirsty. She hasn't been getting properly Peter'd since the 90s.</quote>Peter hasn't gotten any mileage in that for so long, it's about time she got some Miles in her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 06/09/21 8:33:56 PM #10:	NeonOctopus posted... No, he killed her cuz his semen was radioactive And over the years of taking all his loads, she got cancer. It wasnt a single load that did it, it was multiple. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:954827744] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>No, he killed her cuz his semen was radioactive</quote>And over the years of taking all his loads, she got cancer. It wasnt a single load that did it, it was multiple. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordYeezus 06/09/21 8:34:12 PM #11:	Isn't she a slut? --- Life feels like one big gamble and I'm losing every bet. <cite>LordYeezus posted [p:954827754] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Isn't she a slut? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/09/21 8:35:34 PM #12:	Hayame Zero posted... Peter hasn't gotten any mileage in that for so long, it's about time she got some Miles in her uhh is this reference to the other spiderman --- i9 9900k \| RTX 2080ti FE \|Aorus Master Z390 \| 2 TB 850 EVO + 1tb 970 EVO\| DDR4 32 gig 3200 RAM \| EVGA T2 1000W https://valid.x86.fr/w0rvt0 <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:954827789] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Hayame Zero posted... </cite> <quote>Peter hasn't gotten any mileage in that for so long, it's about time she got some Miles in her</quote> uhh is this reference to the other spiderman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 06/09/21 8:37:58 PM #13:	Jeez, that cover is the definition of male gaze --- Punk ass rat boy <cite>Schwarz posted [p:954827876] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Jeez, that cover is the definition of male gaze </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChopinList 06/09/21 8:59:01 PM #14:	Nice boobs --- I for one welcome our new computer overlords <cite>ChopinList posted [p:954828395] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Nice boobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 06/09/21 9:03:33 PM #15:	lilORANG posted... Didn't he literally kill her from too much sex? NeonOctopus posted... No, he killed her cuz his semen was radioactive Lokison posted... And over the years of taking all his loads, she got cancer. It wasnt a single load that did it, it was multiple. Also this is an alternate universe story, and not canon. >_> --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:954828507] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>Didn't he literally kill her from too much sex?</quote> NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>No, he killed her cuz his semen was radioactive</quote> Lokison posted... </cite> <quote>And over the years of taking all his loads, she got cancer. It wasnt a single load that did it, it was multiple.</quote> Also this is an alternate universe story, and not canon. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SolidShadow3 06/10/21 9:14:31 AM #17:	Ivynn posted... Also this is an alternate universe story, and not canon. >_> Theres still a story about it. --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:954841798] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>Also this is an alternate universe story, and not canon. >_></quote>Theres still a story about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 06/10/21 9:17:15 AM #18:	Schwarz posted... Jeez, that cover is the definition of male gaze So you frown upon women who choose to be sexy and seductive as if it that were your prerogative? --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:954841866] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Schwarz posted... </cite> <quote>Jeez, that cover is the definition of male gaze </quote> So you frown upon women who choose to be sexy and seductive as if it that were your prerogative? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendary_zell 06/10/21 9:28:34 AM #19:	Ilishe posted... So you frown upon women who choose to be sexy and seductive as if it that were your prerogative? That's not what this is. This is presumably a man drawing this, for men. No one chose anything in this scenario. Other than the artist. And it's literally drawn from the camera angle of someone standing over her and staring down at her chest. Using "you hate female sexuality" as a defense isn't gonna work. You can decide you like it, but this is an example of why people make fun of comic covers. --- I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black. <cite>legendary_zell posted [p:954842124] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted... </cite> <quote>So you frown upon women who choose to be sexy and seductive as if it that were your prerogative?</quote> That's not what this is. This is presumably a man drawing this, for men. No one chose anything in this scenario. Other than the artist. And it's literally drawn from the camera angle of someone standing over her and staring down at her chest. Using "you hate female sexuality" as a defense isn't gonna work. You can decide you like it, but this is an example of why people make fun of comic covers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 06/10/21 9:56:30 AM #20:	legendary_zell posted... That's not what this is. This is presumably a man drawing this, for men. No one chose anything in this scenario. Other than the artist. And it's literally drawn from the camera angle of someone standing over her and staring down at her chest. Using "you hate female sexuality" as a defense isn't gonna work. You can decide you like it, but this is an example of why people make fun of comic covers. You mean to tell me that women don't just sit around the house in an incredibly awkward pose while wistfully pushing their tits out for no one in particular? Not to mention the fabric of her shirt perfectly contoured around said tits, a comic-art trope which has grated me more and more over the years - I just barely let that slide even when it's intended to be a perfectly-cut form-fitting spandex suit. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the artwork imo, but people should at least have the decency and self-awareness to recognize it for exactly what it is: something drawn by manchildren to give teenage boys and fellow manchildren some PG-rated downstairs tingles. And I say this as a manchild who draws fetish erotica in my spare time: it's every lonely artist's god-given right to idealize / sexualize their fictional creations to whatever degree they personally choose. Just don't try and pitch the resulting artwork as anything more highbrow than what it actually is. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:954842824] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>legendary_zell posted... </cite> <quote>That's not what this is. This is presumably a man drawing this, for men. No one chose anything in this scenario. Other than the artist. And it's literally drawn from the camera angle of someone standing over her and staring down at her chest. Using "you hate female sexuality" as a defense isn't gonna work. You can decide you like it, but this is an example of why people make fun of comic covers.</quote> You mean to tell me that women don't just sit around the house in an incredibly awkward pose while wistfully pushing their tits out for no one in particular? Not to mention the fabric of her shirt perfectly contoured around said tits, a comic-art trope which has grated me more and more over the years - I just barely let that slide even when it's intended to be a perfectly-cut form-fitting spandex suit. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the artwork imo, but people should at least have the decency and self-awareness to recognize it for exactly what it is: something drawn by manchildren to give teenage boys and fellow manchildren some PG-rated downstairs tingles. And I say this as a manchild who draws fetish erotica in my spare time: it's every lonely artist's god-given right to idealize / sexualize their fictional creations to whatever degree they personally choose. Just don't try and pitch the resulting artwork as anything more highbrow than what it actually is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 06/11/21 4:04:09 PM #22:	PtlessAgmnts posted... Imagine if it was a female artist who drew it lol MJ would probably be fat and declaring that she is proud of it while Spider-Man flies away. --- https://imgur.com/ca2qBa1 ^My wife <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:954892259] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>PtlessAgmnts posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine if it was a female artist who drew it lol</quote> MJ would probably be fat and declaring that she is proud of it while Spider-Man flies away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 06/11/21 4:04:29 PM #23:	masterpug53 posted... You mean to tell me that women don't just sit around the house in an incredibly awkward pose while wistfully pushing their tits out for no one in particular? Not to mention the fabric of her shirt perfectly contoured around said tits, a comic-art trope which has grated me more and more over the years - I just barely let that slide even when it's intended to be a perfectly-cut form-fitting spandex suit. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the artwork imo, but people should at least have the decency and self-awareness to recognize it for exactly what it is: something drawn by manchildren to give teenage boys and fellow manchildren some PG-rated downstairs tingles. And I say this as a manchild who draws fetish erotica in my spare time: it's every lonely artist's god-given right to idealize / sexualize their fictional creations to whatever degree they personally choose. Just don't try and pitch the resulting artwork as anything more highbrow than what it actually is. I feel like you started off disagreeing in a sarcastic way but just ended up making his point. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:954892277] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>You mean to tell me that women don't just sit around the house in an incredibly awkward pose while wistfully pushing their tits out for no one in particular? Not to mention the fabric of her shirt perfectly contoured around said tits, a comic-art trope which has grated me more and more over the years - I just barely let that slide even when it's intended to be a perfectly-cut form-fitting spandex suit. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the artwork imo, but people should at least have the decency and self-awareness to recognize it for exactly what it is: something drawn by manchildren to give teenage boys and fellow manchildren some PG-rated downstairs tingles. And I say this as a manchild who draws fetish erotica in my spare time: it's every lonely artist's god-given right to idealize / sexualize their fictional creations to whatever degree they personally choose. Just don't try and pitch the resulting artwork as anything more highbrow than what it actually is.</quote>I feel like you started off disagreeing in a sarcastic way but just ended up making his point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LastTomorrow 06/11/21 4:05:32 PM #24:	He literally sacrificed his marriage and future child just to save his dead aunt who died of a bullet. Worst thing for the writers to do and made me think Jameson was right. --- Waffle, waffle, waffle <cite>LastTomorrow posted [p:954892311] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>He literally sacrificed his marriage and future child just to save his dead aunt who died of a bullet. Worst thing for the writers to do and made me think Jameson was right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 06/11/21 4:05:46 PM #25:	Ivynn posted... Also this is an alternate universe story, and not canon. >_> Still, lol that this was an actual storyline. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:954892322] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>Also this is an alternate universe story, and not canon. >_></quote> Still, lol that this was an actual storyline. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 06/11/21 4:32:14 PM #26:	For what its worth the artist revisited this cover 10 years later, making fun of themselves for it: https://bleedingcool.com/comics/j-scott-campbell-mary-jane-cover-marvel-comics-1000/ --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:954893162] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>For what its worth the artist revisited this cover 10 years later, making fun of themselves for it: https://bleedingcool.com/comics/j-scott-campbell-mary-jane-cover-marvel-comics-1000/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 06/11/21 10:34:55 PM #27:	Lokison posted... I feel like you started off disagreeing in a sarcastic way but just ended up making his point. I was agreeing with him / intentionally furthering his point. Sorry if I didn't make that clear. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:954904947] in Spider wou... [t:79504166]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite> <quote>I feel like you started off disagreeing in a sarcastic way but just ended up making his point.</quote> I was agreeing with him / intentionally furthering his point. Sorry if I didn't make that clear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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