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pogo_rabid
06/08/21 12:13:09 AM
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My mom's side of the family is extremely religious and maintains a strict kosher diet.

A few years ago I had to fly down and attend a funeral with them, that night we were hanging out and a few of my cousins and I (the cousins aren't kosher, they came flew in from another state) made a charcuterie platter to snack on. Well a few of my more observant relatives came over and started munching on it with us.

My aunt (rabbi's wife) is like "oh this is so good, what is it?"
I'm like "oh it's italian sausage", with the whole kosher thing not even crossing my mind
I can still remember the look on her face

It's still real funny to me all these years later.

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Irony
06/08/21 12:13:37 AM
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Probably when I worked at McDonald's

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BroodRyu
06/08/21 12:14:13 AM
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What do they have to do when they do eat pork? Or what happens?
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pogo_rabid
06/08/21 12:18:06 AM
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BroodRyu posted...
What do they have to do when they do eat pork? Or what happens?
I'm guessing they had to do a round of teshuvah, basically just repenting and telling god you won't do it again, since it was just an accident. Not sure what the proper solution would be if you did it on purpose, i've been out of that whole rabbit hole for ages.

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BloodMoon7
06/08/21 12:18:54 AM
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Why would I let anyone eat my food? It's my food. If you even try.

I'll body you.

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teep_
06/08/21 12:19:01 AM
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My uncle was in the UK, and ate a bacon cheeseburger not knowing what bacon was
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awesome999
06/08/21 12:19:32 AM
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I've eaten pork maybe 4 times myself
Nothing to do with religion, my whole family is super scared of parasites
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RetsuZaiZen
06/08/21 12:19:48 AM
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I ask every time. I'm not eating no swine.

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Gafemage
06/08/21 12:38:19 AM
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No but I accidentally gave a diabetic kid candy when I was 6...
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