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Madcow
06/06/21 11:01:36 PM
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Just got home from a jog. My roommate is in there though. What do? Unsure if I can hold it or not.

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roos1046 Reborn
06/06/21 11:01:56 PM
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Sink

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DespondentDeity
06/06/21 11:02:29 PM
#3:


gas station

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/06/21 11:04:37 PM
#4:


Outside on the grass like a common woodland animal

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UnholyMudcrab
06/06/21 11:06:17 PM
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Trumble
06/06/21 11:09:26 PM
#6:


Do it in a container and put it in the fridge to flush later.

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/06/21 11:09:32 PM
#7:


Do you guys have a no deuce rule or something?

If its a chick, turn the water on for the first part and then turn it off when youre wiping.

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Pandamonic
06/06/21 11:12:00 PM
#8:


Take yesterday's newspaper and put it on the ground against a wall. Now squat against the wall and let it all go. Aim for the newspaper. This will be easy if you have a healthy diet. If not, get two newspapers.
When done, get the newspaper, fold it up and do with it as you please.

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Scorsese2002
06/06/21 11:12:55 PM
#9:


First, a handstand
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Madcow
06/06/21 11:13:28 PM
#10:


I made it

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Xethuminra
06/06/21 11:13:48 PM
#11:


Then fucking do it
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