Current Events > BREAKING: NASA officially begins investigating major UFO sightings

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CRON
06/04/21 8:12:50 PM
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Ratchetrockon
06/04/21 8:15:01 PM
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They should just leave them alone

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HylianFox
06/04/21 8:18:11 PM
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Reminder: UFOs does not necessarily equal "omg space aliens!"

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Ratchetrockon
06/04/21 8:19:18 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Reminder: UFOs does not necessarily equal "omg space aliens!"
This. Ufos are prob piloted by sea people

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Medussa
06/04/21 8:20:12 PM
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"begins"

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UnholyMudcrab
06/04/21 8:20:51 PM
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MuayThai85
06/04/21 8:22:00 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
This. Ufos are prob piloted by sea people
Reptilians.

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ssj3vegeta
06/04/21 8:23:35 PM
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Why are dey wasting OUR TAX MONEY on dis stupid shit, we all know its fake as FUCK and dey just want money
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CRON
06/04/21 8:25:11 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Reminder: UFOs does not necessarily equal "omg space aliens!"
Based off everything we know and are continuing to know, the "tic tacs" sure as hell aren't made by humans.

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LordFarquad1312
06/04/21 8:26:06 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
This. Ufos are prob piloted by sea people
Dolphins. Or rats.

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Infinite 2003
06/04/21 8:28:31 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Reminder: UFOs does not necessarily equal "omg space aliens!"

Has to be the Wakandans

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hockeybub89
06/04/21 8:29:15 PM
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There's less than a .01% chance it's advanced extraterrestrial lifeforms.

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CRON
06/04/21 8:30:53 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I'm so tired of hearing about this.
What do you think they are?

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Xenozoa425
06/04/21 8:31:38 PM
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CRON posted...
Based off everything we know and are continuing to know, the "tic tacs" sure as hell aren't made by humans.
You don't believe in the possibility that a group of people have reverse engineered these technologies for antigravity and material density shifting?

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COVxy
06/04/21 8:33:20 PM
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People are stupid. Dislike that this has been in the news cycle for weeks.

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CRON
06/04/21 8:33:58 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
You don't believe in the possibility that a group of people have reverse engineered these technologies for antigravity and material density shifting?
Are you saying that the tic-tacs are the result of humans reverse-engineering advanced technology? Where would said technology come from?

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Xavier_On_High
06/04/21 8:33:59 PM
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Three main possibilities:

-NASA is trying to boost the public's interest in space in order to get increased funding for the upcoming second space race

-The Pentagon is trying to sow deniability so that sightings of advanced next-gen drones can be blamed on "UFOs"

-This is the real thing

Honestly, I think it's a three-way split on the odds here.

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Unsugarized_Foo
06/04/21 8:35:19 PM
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They're just drones alien children use

Were just Minecraft to them and they're dialed in to our seed

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CRON
06/04/21 8:38:04 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
-The Pentagon is trying to sow deniability so that sightings of advanced next-gen drones can be blamed on "UFOs"
The sighting in question took place in the early 00s, long before modern drones and UAVs, and the tech seen is lightyears (no pun intended) more advanced. The Pentagon was forced to release footage of the sighting.

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Xenozoa425
06/04/21 8:38:14 PM
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CRON posted...
Are you saying that the tic-tacs are the result of humans reverse-engineering advanced technology? Where would said technology come from?
That's the big question that we all wanna know.

If the ETs had visited us in the past or not. Or if they even still do to this very day.

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Vyrulisse
06/04/21 8:39:47 PM
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I love the massive amounts of copium people are taking trying so hard to hold onto their skepticism when more and more evidence is put out by Scientists and Governments alike that we are not alone.

Deal with it people.

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Madcow
06/04/21 8:40:12 PM
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What if we don't want it to know that we can see it.

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Trumpo
06/04/21 8:42:00 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
There's less than a .01% chance it's advanced extraterrestrial lifeforms.
Time travelers? Alternate demension crafts?
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Xavier_On_High
06/04/21 8:42:35 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I love the massive amounts of copium people are taking trying so hard to hold onto their skepticism when more and more evidence is put out by Scientists and Governments alike that we are not alone.

Deal with it people.

Nothing wrong with skepticism, dude. It's not like the evidence is overwhelming, and assuming it's aliens could be dangerous if it, in fact, is not.

I want it to be aliens, but I fully admit there are other possibilities.

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ssj3vegeta
06/04/21 8:42:56 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
more evidence is put out by Scientists and Governments alike that we are not alone.

I've been pursuing da paranormal type stuff for 10 years now and NOTHING has ever been proven lol, we are alone in dis universe. Deal with it
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deanshow
06/04/21 8:43:36 PM
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With a universe as massive and endless that we know. It would be arrogant to think we're the only ones in this world

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Vyrulisse
06/04/21 8:44:14 PM
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deanshow posted...
With a universe as massive and endless that we know. It would be arrogant to think we're the only ones in this world
It's already arrogant to think we are the first advanced civilization on Earth.

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TheVipaGTS
06/04/21 8:45:09 PM
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Reminder: UFO doesnt instantly mean aliens from another galaxy.

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mustachedmystic
06/04/21 8:48:27 PM
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It makes no sense that aliens would do this. They would either show themselves for the whole world to see, or they wouldn't, in which case, there would be no "sightings".

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Crescente
06/04/21 8:49:46 PM
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I just hope they land here and then probe my ****.
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Medussa
06/04/21 8:50:20 PM
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anyone who thinks there are no aliens is batshit. whether they've ever actually been here or not is a much more reasonable debate to have.

personally, once i realized that an alien civilization could easily be over a billion years old, i stopped pretending to understand them at all.

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mustachedmystic
06/04/21 8:51:14 PM
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Dey already probed your ass. Dey probed my ass, and dey probed everybody else's ass.

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ultimate reaver
06/04/21 8:53:28 PM
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lol@people crying about news networks taking a break from dragging out the same political drama that no one will ever do anything about 500 times a day to look at something else occasionally

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Goatsensation
06/04/21 8:53:58 PM
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Space is too big. We're not alone, but we might as well be. It's going to take generation ships hundreds of years old to reach the next closest solar system, let alone the ones farther out.

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DD Divine
06/04/21 8:54:38 PM
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HylianFox posted...
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COVxy
06/04/21 8:56:34 PM
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Trumpo posted...
Time travelers? Alternate demension crafts?

Or you know, strange artifacts from complex optical systems.

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UnholyMudcrab
06/04/21 8:57:37 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
deanshow posted...
With a universe as massive and endless that we know. It would be arrogant to think we're the only ones in this world
It's already arrogant to think we are the first advanced civilization on Earth.

Oh lord
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Solid Sonic
06/04/21 8:58:39 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Reminder: UFOs does not necessarily equal "omg space aliens!"

Indeed. It means "unidentified flying object", which can be a lot of things.

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KINDERFELD
06/04/21 9:02:04 PM
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They're investigating Jesus and his band of UFO angels.

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CRON
06/04/21 9:05:27 PM
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UnholyMudcrab
06/04/21 9:06:21 PM
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creativerealms
06/04/21 10:21:17 PM
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It would be awesome if aliens have visted us. But I have my doubts.

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Nukazie
06/04/21 10:24:01 PM
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it would be awesome if aliens invades us but they as real as trump's hair

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KILBOTz
06/04/21 10:28:50 PM
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swamp gas, weather balloons, the northern lights and thermal pockets will mess with ya!

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Njolk
06/04/21 10:54:46 PM
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CRON posted...

That's some very biased thinking there

Only one possiblity? Camera errors? Weather phenomena? Oh no it MUST be spacecraft, the least likely answer
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Xavier_On_High
06/04/21 10:57:22 PM
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Njolk posted...
That's some very biased thinking there

Only one possiblity? Camera errors? Weather phenomena? Oh no it MUST be spacecraft, the least likely answer

Also, stating that it would be a catastrophic failure of U.S. military intelligence, then just assuming it's not that, when it could totally be that.

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Kombucha
06/04/21 11:02:53 PM
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How does this help if NASA is staffed by undercover aliens ayy lmoa

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