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SwayM
06/02/21 6:39:06 PM
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Pepsi is better than wine.

Everyone pees in the shower. It's all pipes.

The hospital should have reimbursed him for the jumper that landed on his car. No brainer.

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K181
06/02/21 6:44:59 PM
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Backing up into a spot while parallel parking is right way to park.

But he did take forever to do it.

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The Trent
06/02/21 6:46:02 PM
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Leaving on a high note is a great tactic

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gunplagirl
06/02/21 6:49:07 PM
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We live in a society

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Irony
06/02/21 6:50:12 PM
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It's not a lie if you believe it

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NightRender
06/02/21 6:50:48 PM
#6:


The jerk store called.

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Zikten
06/02/21 6:51:19 PM
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Nobody told him it was against the rules to have sex in his office. Not fair to fire him when you didn't tell him not to do it
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Big_Nabendu
06/02/21 6:51:58 PM
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toilet paper hasn't changed much

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averagejoel
06/02/21 6:52:37 PM
#9:


coffee really didn't mean coffee

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peanut butter and dick
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NightRender
06/02/21 6:56:59 PM
#10:


We have a deal with the pigeons. It was their fault for not moving.

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Cornmuffins
06/02/21 6:58:21 PM
#11:


It shrinks
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Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please.
You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school.
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Southernfatman
06/02/21 6:59:49 PM
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How giving people an engagement gift, a wedding gift, a baby gift, and then gifts for the kids every year is BS.

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SwayM
06/02/21 8:21:39 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
How giving people an engagement gift, a wedding gift, a baby gift, and then gifts for the kids every year is BS.

It never ends!!!!

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jumi
06/02/21 9:36:02 PM
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Not a stickler for a tickler.

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Omnislasher
06/02/21 9:41:26 PM
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GEORGE: Do chickens have individual personalities?

KRAMER: (shivering) I don't care.

GEORGE: If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Cluck, puk cluck? Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should be eating them.
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InTheEyesOfFire
06/02/21 9:41:32 PM
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Its just two normal words combined, ma and newer. Manure.

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Drpooplol
06/02/21 9:48:17 PM
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Elaine should have given him credit for the big salad

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SwayM
06/02/21 10:40:42 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Elaine should have given him credit for the big salad

Elaine is a total bitch to George.

When she rips his troupe off and throws it out the window because he now was feeling himself and confident

Completey spineless and defenceless move.

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Irony
06/02/21 10:41:57 PM
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George with the toupee was like when Joe got new legs in Family Guy

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Medussa
06/02/21 10:42:43 PM
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if she didn't, she knew she would become the George. it was self preservation.

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SwayM
06/02/21 11:34:43 PM
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Medussa posted...
if she didn't, she knew she would become the George. it was self preservation.

The absolute self satisfaction when she did it and absolutely no comeuppance bothers me.

On a small level I do think sitcoms favour the women characters and always make men in the wrong

But thats a whole other issue

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ForsakenHermit
06/02/21 11:40:57 PM
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His position on surprise nudity in the shrinkage episode was understandable.

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SwayM
06/03/21 10:11:39 PM
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The correct answer was Moops

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hockeybub89
06/03/21 10:17:25 PM
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Shotgunnova
06/03/21 10:38:38 PM
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Derek Jeter: We won the World Series!
George: ...in six games.


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The Popo
06/03/21 10:47:29 PM
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Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
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jsb0714
06/03/21 10:50:38 PM
#27:


It's better to be forgotten than remembered
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SwayM
06/04/21 1:46:48 AM
#28:


Irony posted...
It's not a lie if you believe it

Skipped over this post but this is an underrated line.

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Xavier_On_High
06/04/21 8:03:11 PM
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