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nothanks1
06/02/21 1:42:57 PM
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By using tactical alcohol to get drunk and get hungover, I won't give a fuck about the session tomorrow with 3 fucking psychiatrists

wish me luck since the sweet nector of work mom's perfume is afterwards
hopefully I'll sleep through the fucking appointment
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nothanks1
06/02/21 2:19:00 PM
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ce care
and then tell me this is a good idea
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nothanks1
06/02/21 4:13:58 PM
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We doing this
I got more than I should have. Imma scared ce
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jon1012
06/02/21 4:16:06 PM
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dang, what time is it where you're at? you dont have more things to do today? its 1:15p here in cali.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/02/21 4:17:20 PM
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lol I just had a day beer

Might have another one if we're goin hard

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Biscotti
06/02/21 4:17:41 PM
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so this is day 5 of the bender?

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nothanks1
06/02/21 4:18:43 PM
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jon1012 posted...
dang, what time is it where you're at? you dont have more things to do today? its 1:15p here in cali.

nearly 9:30pm
am in Ireland

MedeaLysistrata posted...
lol I just had a day beer

Might have another one if we're goin hard

a day what?

Biscotti posted...
so this is day 5 of the bender?

day 1 of...
well just day 1!
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jon1012
06/02/21 4:20:20 PM
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Oh, ok. 9:30p is a little more reasonable on a Wednesday. What are you drinking? y do you have to meet with 3 psychs tomorrow?

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nothanks1
06/02/21 4:21:48 PM
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Some sort of irish beer
I wish
it's bud

and because the school is offering to pay for it so I don't go suicidal again when they actually need me there
But for real they're just doing this so they can say they weren't neglectful before they fire me
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MedeaLysistrata
06/02/21 4:28:43 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
a day what?
A day beer... you're not familiar with day drinking?

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Biscotti
06/02/21 4:29:15 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Some sort of irish beer
I wish
it's bud

and because the school is offering to pay for it so I don't go suicidal again when they actually need me there
But for real they're just doing this so they can say they weren't neglectful before they fire me

i don't think the teaching profession is for you.

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nothanks1
06/02/21 4:30:23 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...

A day beer... you're not familiar with day drinking?

No. I am not.
I regularly go to the pub on my lunch

Biscotti posted...


i don't think the teaching profession is for you.

Thank fuck I'm not a proper teacher.
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MedeaLysistrata
06/02/21 4:31:00 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I regularly go to the pub on my lunch
That's the stuff

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nothanks1
06/02/21 4:31:42 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...

That's the stuff

Anon pls
I just have one drink
or two if it's a meeting heavy day
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MyMainAccount
06/02/21 4:32:03 PM
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It's always interesting to me how people go out to bars intending to get extremely drunk but nobody goes out to buffets intending to eat so much they get sick and vomit. Is getting sick off beer more fun somehow?

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jon1012
06/02/21 4:36:08 PM
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MyMainAccount posted...
It's always interesting to me how people go out to bars intending to get extremely drunk but nobody goes out to buffets intending to eat so much they get sick and vomit. Is getting sick off beer more fun somehow?

um, yes. because you're drunk.

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jon1012
06/02/21 10:04:15 PM
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Alright its 7. I can join in.



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Bloodmoon77
06/03/21 1:23:54 AM
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Ill assblast this tequila bottle

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nothanks1
06/03/21 9:51:52 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
Ill assblast this tequila bottle

This is new
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spikethedevil
06/03/21 9:53:51 AM
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You need to get help before you kill yourself.

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nothanks1
06/03/21 10:36:19 AM
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I am getting help from alcohol
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spikethedevil
06/03/21 10:40:04 AM
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Get professional help before you get cirrhosis of the liver.

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nothanks1
06/03/21 10:43:01 AM
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I am. The beer store is ran by a professional
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nothanks1
06/03/21 1:20:16 PM
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Now what smarty pants
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spikethedevil
06/03/21 1:23:42 PM
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So are you set on cirrhosis of the liver then?

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nothanks1
06/03/21 1:25:32 PM
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I'm set on dying of happiness first tbh
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Bloodmoon77
06/04/21 2:09:34 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
I am getting help from alcohol
https://youtu.be/QPAP0jTCr9k

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Guerrilla Soldier
06/04/21 2:22:20 AM
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tactically ass

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Naysaspace
06/04/21 2:25:30 AM
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tactical drinking used to mean only having 1 beer in the predrink and taking it slow at the bar so that you are still able to hit on people

now in pandemic world i guess it means tactical memes.
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nothanks1
06/04/21 4:15:10 AM
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Wish me luck
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