Current Events > $12K but you can never consume bacon again

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wackyteen 05/31/21 1:39:54 PM #1:	Would you? Give me money Give me bacon Would you? - Results (92 votes) Give me money 67.39% (62 votes) 62 Give me bacon 32.61% (30 votes) 30 If you consume bacon after taking the money you will die as soon as it touches your lips. If you hold onto the bacon for longer than 30 seconds you will die instantly. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:954493804] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote> Would you? Give me money Give me bacon Vote View Results Would you? - Results (92 votes) Give me money 67.39% (62 votes) 62 Give me bacon 32.61% (30 votes) 30 Show Voting Form If you consume bacon after taking the money you will die as soon as it touches your lips. If you hold onto the bacon for longer than 30 seconds you will die instantly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 05/31/21 1:41:14 PM #2:	wackyteen posted... If you consume bacon after taking the money you will die as soon as it touches your lips. If you hold onto the bacon for longer than 30 seconds you will die instantly. So will I be fine if I quickly throw it down my throat without touching my lips? --- If Corona is so bad why not just make it illegal? thinking emoji <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:954493856] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>If you consume bacon after taking the money you will die as soon as it touches your lips. If you hold onto the bacon for longer than 30 seconds you will die instantly.</quote> So will I be fine if I quickly throw it down my throat without touching my lips? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 05/31/21 1:41:56 PM #3:	not for 12k, that isn't nearly enough for a lifetime commitment to not eat something i like. maybe for 120k --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:954493879] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>not for 12k, that isn't nearly enough for a lifetime commitment to not eat something i like. maybe for 120k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 05/31/21 1:42:05 PM #4:	ChrisTaka posted... So will I be fine if I quickly throw it down my throat without touching my lips? No. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:954493881] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>ChrisTaka posted... </cite> <quote>So will I be fine if I quickly throw it down my throat without touching my lips?</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buzz Killjoy 05/31/21 1:42:20 PM #5:	I would take the money but it seems to easy too eat something like with bacon in it accidentally. --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:954493889] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>I would take the money but it seems to easy too eat something like with bacon in it accidentally. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 05/31/21 1:42:55 PM #6:	andel posted... not for 12k, that isn't nearly enough for a lifetime commitment to not eat something i like. maybe for 120k p much this. not worth the amount. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:954493907] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>andel posted... </cite> <quote>not for 12k, that isn't nearly enough for a lifetime commitment to not eat something i like. maybe for 120k</quote> p much this. not worth the amount. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 05/31/21 1:45:07 PM #8:	oof I can really use the money but....bacon..... I pass --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:954493975] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>oof I can really use the money but....bacon..... I pass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryuko_Chan 05/31/21 1:45:10 PM #9:	i was gonna say yes because as far as low quality meat cuts go bacon isnt even on my top 5 list but then i clicked the topic and saw that its actually "12k but acquire a deadly allergy" so fuck no LOL --- - silverhyruler post <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:954493979] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>i was gonna say yes because as far as low quality meat cuts go bacon isnt even on my top 5 list but then i clicked the topic and saw that its actually "12k but acquire a deadly allergy" so fuck no LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 05/31/21 1:47:02 PM #10:	Money. I eat turkey bacon anyways. --- Don't you dare die on me, or else I will never speak with you again! <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:954494032] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Money. I eat turkey bacon anyways. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 05/31/21 1:47:29 PM #11:	wackyteen posted... No. Oh --- If Corona is so bad why not just make it illegal? thinking emoji <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:954494048] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>No.</quote> Oh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 05/31/21 1:51:09 PM #12:	Easy peasy lemon squeezy. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:954494151] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Easy peasy lemon squeezy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/31/21 1:51:56 PM #13:	... hello pancetta --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954494178] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>... hello pancetta </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 05/31/21 1:53:16 PM #15:	I rarely eat bacon as it is, but 12k isn't really a lot of money. So I'll stick with bacon. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:954494221] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>I rarely eat bacon as it is, but 12k isn't really a lot of money. So I'll stick with bacon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/31/21 1:54:59 PM #16:	Way too easy to accidentally eat bacon if it's at a restaurant or something. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:954494268] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Way too easy to accidentally eat bacon if it's at a restaurant or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 05/31/21 1:55:45 PM #17:	DarkChozoGhost posted... Way too easy to accidentally eat bacon if it's at a restaurant or something. Do you people not read or ask exactly what is in your food? --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:954494289] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>DarkChozoGhost posted... </cite> <quote>Way too easy to accidentally eat bacon if it's at a restaurant or something.</quote>Do you people not read or ask exactly what is in your food? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kage_53 05/31/21 1:55:47 PM #18:	done. I dont even eat bacon so Im not missing out anything. <cite>kage_53 posted [p:954494292] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>done. I dont even eat bacon so Im not missing out anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPengy 05/31/21 1:56:16 PM #19:	wackyteen posted... No. Hey buddy, it doesn't work that way. You can't contradict the rules set out in the OP. You clearly stated you will die if bacon touches your lips or you hold onto it for more than 30 seconds - This is a loophole you failed to account for. --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther <cite>MisterPengy posted [p:954494309] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>No.</quote> Hey buddy, it doesn't work that way. You can't contradict the rules set out in the OP. You clearly stated you will die if bacon touches your lips or you hold onto it for more than 30 seconds - This is a loophole you failed to account for. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 05/31/21 1:58:25 PM #20:	Bacon is fucking disgusting anyways, so easy money. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:954494366] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Bacon is fucking disgusting anyways, so easy money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/31/21 2:01:29 PM #21:	A shit ton of restaurants have little stuff unlisted. Or they substitute out an alternative product when it's cheaper or the usual is out. Or they screw up the order. Do you know how often something is ordered with "no bacon," bacon is added, they double check, then pull it off, sometimes leaving little bits? It happens all the time. The amount of work to completely eliminate that risk is far too great to be worth the money --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:954494455] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>A shit ton of restaurants have little stuff unlisted. Or they substitute out an alternative product when it's cheaper or the usual is out. Or they screw up the order. Do you know how often something is ordered with "no bacon," bacon is added, they double check, then pull it off, sometimes leaving little bits? It happens all the time. The amount of work to completely eliminate that risk is far too great to be worth the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryuko_Chan 05/31/21 2:02:11 PM #22:	DarkChozoGhost posted... A shit ton of restaurants have little stuff unlisted. Or they substitute out an alternative product when it's cheaper or the usual is out. Or they screw up the order. Do you know how often something is ordered with "no bacon," bacon is added, they double check, then pull it off, sometimes leaving little bits? It happens all the time. The amount of work to completely eliminate that risk is far too great to be worth the money this its a really bad topic because the op asks something different than the title --- - silverhyruler post <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:954494480] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>DarkChozoGhost posted... </cite> <quote>A shit ton of restaurants have little stuff unlisted. Or they substitute out an alternative product when it's cheaper or the usual is out. Or they screw up the order. Do you know how often something is ordered with "no bacon," bacon is added, they double check, then pull it off, sometimes leaving little bits? It happens all the time. The amount of work to completely eliminate that risk is far too great to be worth the money</quote>this its a really bad topic because the op asks something different than the title </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 05/31/21 2:03:02 PM #23:	I don't remember the last time I had bacon --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:954494507] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>I don't remember the last time I had bacon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 05/31/21 2:05:06 PM #24:	DarkChozoGhost posted... A shit ton of restaurants have little stuff unlisted. Or they substitute out an alternative product when it's cheaper or the usual is out. Or they screw up the order. Do you know how often something is ordered with "no bacon," bacon is added, they double check, then pull it off, sometimes leaving little bits? It happens all the time. The amount of work to completely eliminate that risk is far too great to be worth the money No, it really isn't that hard. Just fucking avoid restaurants. --- Don't you dare die on me, or else I will never speak with you again! <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:954494580] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>DarkChozoGhost posted... </cite> <quote>A shit ton of restaurants have little stuff unlisted. Or they substitute out an alternative product when it's cheaper or the usual is out. Or they screw up the order. Do you know how often something is ordered with "no bacon," bacon is added, they double check, then pull it off, sometimes leaving little bits? It happens all the time. The amount of work to completely eliminate that risk is far too great to be worth the money</quote>No, it really isn't that hard. Just fucking avoid restaurants. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/31/21 2:07:24 PM #25:	That's not even a fifth of my annual salary. You're going to have to do much better than that. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:954494660] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>That's not even a fifth of my annual salary. You're going to have to do much better than that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/31/21 2:17:23 PM #26:	Sheiky-Baby posted... No, it really isn't that hard. Just fucking avoid restaurants. DarkChozoGhost posted... far too great to be worth the money --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:954494977] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Sheiky-Baby posted... </cite> <quote>No, it really isn't that hard. Just fucking avoid restaurants.</quote> DarkChozoGhost posted... </cite> <quote>far too great to be worth the money</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 05/31/21 2:22:15 PM #27:	If eating at restaurants is considered far too great in your life, then I envy your easy life. --- Don't you dare die on me, or else I will never speak with you again! <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:954495105] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>If eating at restaurants is considered far too great in your life, then I envy your easy life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/31/21 2:27:05 PM #28:	It's worth more than a measly $12k. If a lifetime of being able to dine comfortably is worth less than $12k to you I feel bad for you. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:954495268] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>It's worth more than a measly $12k. If a lifetime of being able to dine comfortably is worth less than $12k to you I feel bad for you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 05/31/21 2:31:42 PM #29:	DarkChozoGhost posted... It's worth more than a measly $12k. If a lifetime of being able to dine comfortably is worth less than $12k to you I feel bad for you. Yeah man, gotta avoid them hidden bacon bits in steak, and lobsters. Oh no, I can't eat at restaurants anymore. --- Don't you dare die on me, or else I will never speak with you again! <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:954495417] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>DarkChozoGhost posted... </cite> <quote>It's worth more than a measly $12k. If a lifetime of being able to dine comfortably is worth less than $12k to you I feel bad for you.</quote>Yeah man, gotta avoid them hidden bacon bits in steak, and lobsters. Oh no, I can't eat at restaurants anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/31/21 2:31:46 PM #30:	Buzz Killjoy posted... it seems to easy too eat something like with bacon in it accidentally. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:954495419] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Buzz Killjoy posted... </cite> <quote>it seems to easy too eat something like with bacon in it accidentally.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 05/31/21 2:37:19 PM #31:	Bestow bacon unto me, comrade. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:954495573] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Bestow bacon unto me, comrade. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 05/31/21 2:40:50 PM #32:	I love bacon, but I honestly dont have it all that often. Id take the cash. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:954495685] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>I love bacon, but I honestly dont have it all that often. Id take the cash. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryuko_Chan 05/31/21 2:41:55 PM #33:	id take the cash if the topic title was honest --- - silverhyruler post <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:954495720] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>id take the cash if the topic title was honest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 05/31/21 2:44:22 PM #34:	the money is good but the stupid instant death is a clear no. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:954495786] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>the money is good but the stupid instant death is a clear no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 05/31/21 2:44:54 PM #35:	Never cared for bacon. Sign me up. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:954495808] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Never cared for bacon. Sign me up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 05/31/21 2:45:03 PM #36:	Ricemills posted... the money is good but the stupid instant death is a clear no. Yeah I should've read the post. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:954495813] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite> <quote>the money is good but the stupid instant death is a clear no.</quote> Yeah I should've read the post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 05/31/21 2:46:47 PM #37:	Bacon. Even if the money was worth it, needing to check everything you consume due to a fatal bacon allergy would be way too annoying considering how common bacon is in cooking. <cite>Nemu posted [p:954495866] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Bacon. Even if the money was worth it, needing to check everything you consume due to a fatal bacon allergy would be way too annoying considering how common bacon is in cooking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 05/31/21 2:47:12 PM #38:	Every Muslim (including me) becomes 12k richer --- currently watching: 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Sub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:954495877] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Every Muslim (including me) becomes 12k richer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inTaCtfuL 05/31/21 3:02:13 PM #39:	Hard pass, I barely eat bacon but having the condition be death seems too damn extreme for me to take a chance. Especially since it's not even much money lol. I just don't want a situation down the line (like 10+) years where I monumentally forget that I took the deal and tried bacon and then instantly die. I would have taken it if the condition was something like "but every time you touch bacon it instantly vanished" or something, not instant death lol --- i7-3970X Extreme ~ Asus Rampage IV Extreme ~ 32 GB DDR3-2133 ~ 10 TB 7200RPM ~ 500 GB SSD ~ 690 x2 ~ 1200 W PSU Gold ~ <cite>inTaCtfuL posted [p:954496306] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Hard pass, I barely eat bacon but having the condition be death seems too damn extreme for me to take a chance. Especially since it's not even much money lol. I just don't want a situation down the line (like 10+) years where I monumentally forget that I took the deal and tried bacon and then instantly die. I would have taken it if the condition was something like "but every time you touch bacon it instantly vanished" or something, not instant death lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 05/31/21 3:03:03 PM #40:	Easy money. Bacon is one of the most overrated foods ever and adding it to food doesnt make much of a difference at all --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:954496325] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Easy money. Bacon is one of the most overrated foods ever and adding it to food doesnt make much of a difference at all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Redwarz 05/31/21 3:12:51 PM #42:	wackyteen posted... Do you people not read or ask exactly what is in your food? Picture this; you are at a restaurant, you decide your going to get a burger. The burger normally comes with Bacon. You ask for no Bacon. The chef instinctively puts bacon on your burger. Realizing his mistake he takes it off. There are now some small flakes of bacon on your burger that fell off when he was transferring them. You take a big bite of said burger after it arrives and you do not see any bacon. You just died. --- Currently Playing: Nights of Azure, World of Warcraft, Senran Kagura Estival Versus <cite>Redwarz posted [p:954496564] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>Do you people not read or ask exactly what is in your food?</quote> Picture this; you are at a restaurant, you decide your going to get a burger. The burger normally comes with Bacon. You ask for no Bacon. The chef instinctively puts bacon on your burger. Realizing his mistake he takes it off. There are now some small flakes of bacon on your burger that fell off when he was transferring them. You take a big bite of said burger after it arrives and you do not see any bacon. You just died. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 05/31/21 3:32:10 PM #43:	Prestoff posted... Bacon is fucking disgusting anyways, so easy money. Agreed. I hate bacon, that crap makes me nauseous. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:954497071] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Prestoff posted...</cite> <quote>Bacon is fucking disgusting anyways, so easy money. </quote> Agreed. I hate bacon, that crap makes me nauseous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 05/31/21 4:19:45 PM #44:	I don't really care for bacon, but $12k isn't near enough. --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:954498422] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>I don't really care for bacon, but $12k isn't near enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dabrikishaw15 05/31/21 5:01:58 PM #45:	Nah chief. Too many good things in life taste better with bacon. --- 3DS FC: 4382 - 2449 - 5707 IGN: Anthony <cite>Dabrikishaw15 posted [p:954499731] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>Nah chief. Too many good things in life taste better with bacon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 05/31/21 5:52:38 PM #46:	I would but I would not risk my life. Anything with bacon in that I am eat unaware will kill me. --- www.thebookofpdr.com. My friends site with bizarre web comics and a strange blog about the weird thoughts going on inside his head. <cite>Antbregante posted [p:954501248] in $12K but y... [t:79487979]...</cite> <quote>I would but I would not risk my life. Anything with bacon in that I am eat unaware will kill me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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