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CosmicShadows
05/30/21 9:58:14 PM
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Deal or No Deal.


But she's literally the perfect girl aka like a super model.
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Iloveyou5
05/30/21 9:58:41 PM
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Literally not possible

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Dakimakura
05/30/21 9:58:58 PM
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i aint want no spoiled milkers chick that all the kids already got all the good stuff.

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PoundGarden
05/30/21 9:59:22 PM
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Then she's not perfect

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CosmicShadows
05/30/21 10:00:22 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Then she's not perfect


But she is in my topic.
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R1masher
05/30/21 10:00:42 PM
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Im glad everyone is saying no.. for her kids sakes

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Nukazie
05/30/21 10:01:55 PM
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she has a self supporting job and shit?
hell yea

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Dakimakura
05/30/21 10:02:58 PM
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Wait a few years until the kids go off to college then you can properly respect her.

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PoundGarden
05/30/21 10:07:48 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
But she is in my topic.

A woman with 4 used kids you now have to be responsible for is a perfect scenario for you?

You do you

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bsp77
05/30/21 10:19:51 PM
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I feel personally offended! I am 44 with 4 kids. But male.

And not actually offended.

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BloodMoon7
05/30/21 10:23:14 PM
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Gross

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DeadlyNinjaBees
05/30/21 10:23:52 PM
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I hate you guys.

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rivers
05/30/21 10:24:23 PM
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what would be the point

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Cobra1010
06/01/21 8:10:12 AM
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If she's 40 with 4 kids and still be perfect to me then she needs to be a multi-billionaire

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kinetika_
06/01/21 8:10:25 AM
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If she's hot, idc how many kids she's got.

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VitalGetPrank
06/01/21 8:15:22 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
So, Lusamine but with two more kids?

That hair is beyond ridiculous. In any case kids suck and even one is automatically a dealbreaker, let alone 4.

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Blue_Dream87
06/01/21 8:16:14 AM
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A) How good can she cook?

B) Is the baby daddy still involved?

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awesome999
06/01/21 8:21:56 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
If she's 40 with 4 kids and still be perfect to me then she needs to be a multi-billionaire

I'd add to this but I'd get banned
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VitalGetPrank
06/01/21 8:26:09 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
What hair?

But yeah, in this case it really looks like she has a bath towel on her head.
I'm not really familiar with Sun/Moon, why is that a spoiler?

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VitalGetPrank
06/01/21 8:44:28 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Its.. not an actual spoiler. Its part of the joke, the hidden part is the serious answer.
Ah, *whooosh* me then. I thought it might be a plot point.

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Rapid99
06/01/21 8:47:34 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G06wD1C-qYw

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