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UnfairRepresent 05/29/21 9:01:37 AM #1: |
You're walking along one day when somehow you've stumbled into some kind of event.
There's tables as far as the eye can see , with men in suits and women in tacky expensive dresses , all eating and drinking. Then suddenly a blond middle aged accented chef starts screaming at you. "What the fuck are you doing!? Don't just stand there slackjawed like an IT phone support loser. Get this to President Trump NOW! You donkey!" And before you could spell your name he has shoved a tray of food into your hands and stormed back into the kitchen. Then you look across the area and see a waiter who looks exactly like you and wearing similar clothes. He is being yelled at by a Texan conservative millionaire for no reason. You're at some kind of major Republican meetup, have been mistaken for staff and handed Donald Trump's dinner. There's no one else around. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xavier_On_High 05/29/21 9:08:41 AM #3: |
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PMarth2002 05/29/21 9:09:07 AM #4: |
Go tell the waiter his boss mistook him for me and hand him the food.
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Cheater87 05/29/21 9:09:32 AM #5: |
Put long strands of hair in it.
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lilORANG 05/29/21 9:09:39 AM #6: |
I'd do it, just so I could meet him in person and tell him to go fuck himself.
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Turbam 05/29/21 9:37:52 AM #7: |
I'll take it to Trump.
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MachineJaipur 05/29/21 9:39:57 AM #8: |
lilORANG posted...
I'd do it, just so I could meet him in person and tell him to go fuck himself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 05/29/21 9:41:21 AM #9: |
Take a picture of the food and post it on social media explaining the situation and ask what other people would do
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Intro2Logic 05/29/21 9:41:48 AM #10: |
With pleasure, sir. --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 05/29/21 9:42:03 AM #11: |
Put the tray down and leave.
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UnfairRepresent 05/29/21 9:54:32 AM #12: |
R1masher posted...
Take a picture of the food and post it on social media explaining the situation and ask what other people would doThat might backfire as it will allow you to be IDed and arrested if you proceed to do anything wrong --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 05/29/21 10:02:01 AM #13: |
I have a very short temper for anyone who raises their voice at me in a c-word-y way like that and I get instant adrenaline spikes when it happens. If that chef talks to me like that, he's not shoving the tray into my hands, I'm swatting it back at his face and we both get covered in food. What I do next is all about how he reacts to that. I won't think or care about consequences in that moment.
Seems to be a gordon ramsay type quote though so if it was actually him I would probably just be like "holy fuck you're gordon ramsay :D" and the tray would probably fall from the attempted transfer because I don't think I would try to take it. Then I'd be like "why are trying to gove that to me? I'm just some random guy... also I like your shows." In either scenario the chef would figure out where he fucked up and it would be a fun story to tell. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/29/21 10:03:07 AM #14: |
I would tell the person who expects me to take the food over that I do not work there and hand them back the food before leaving.
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UnfairRepresent 05/29/21 10:17:32 AM #16: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I would tell the person who expects me to take the food over that I do not work there and hand them back the food before leaving.He already stormed off --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 05/29/21 10:19:08 AM #17: |
This isnt 11 Big Macs! What are you trying to pull here!?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/29/21 10:20:43 AM #18: |
Then it would just be put down on a table and I would leave.
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Pitlord_Special 05/29/21 10:26:22 AM #19: |
The secret service probably know exactly who is supposed to serve his food and wouldnt let anyone else handle it so Id drop it off at Ted Cruzs table and leave before he could say anything
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Rathinor 05/29/21 10:35:50 AM #20: |
Go full Shenanigans on that dish
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MachineJaipur 05/29/21 10:41:32 AM #21: |
Pitlord_Special posted...
The secret service probably know exactly who is supposed to serve his food and wouldnt let anyone else handle it so Id drop it off at Ted Cruzs table and leave before he could say anythingbut you'd have to be right at Trump because Moscow Cruz is connected at the hip with Trump nowadays ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lathissamus 05/29/21 10:43:58 AM #22: |
lilORANG posted...
I'd do it, just so I could meet him in person and tell him to go fuck himself."U-Um-um Mi-mister Trump... *incoherent mumbling*" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rathinor 05/29/21 10:45:08 AM #23: |
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"U-Um-um Mi-mister Trump... *incoherent mumbling*"Would you be scared to talk to someone, lmaooo? So you're not only a welch but a coward as well? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lathissamus 05/29/21 10:47:53 AM #25: |
Rathinor posted...
Would you be scared to talk to someone, lmaooo?Are you projecting? I'd congratulate him on a good Presidency and give him his food. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rathinor 05/29/21 10:49:30 AM #26: |
Lathissamus posted...
a good PresidencyLying goes very well with welching ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lathissamus 05/29/21 10:50:38 AM #27: |
Rathinor posted...
Lying goes very well with welchingGood lord, you are annoying --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 05/29/21 10:51:41 AM #28: |
I'd just take it to him then leave quietly without doing any virtue signally bs
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UnfairRepresent 05/29/21 10:53:30 AM #29: |
Lathissamus posted...
I'd congratulate him on a good Presidency --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intro2Logic 05/29/21 10:53:33 AM #30: |
Lathissamus posted...
Good lord, you are annoyingWelching is more annoying. --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 05/29/21 10:54:49 AM #31: |
Intro2Logic posted...
Welching is more annoying. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MachineJaipur 05/29/21 11:00:09 AM #32: |
Did Lathissamus used to have a Jaguars avatar
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nfearurspecimn 05/29/21 11:02:29 AM #33: |
MachineJaipur posted...
Did Lathissamus used to have a Jaguars avataryes --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 05/29/21 11:11:11 AM #34: |
I'd set it down on the nearest place I could, because a. Donnie isn't president b. He's an asshole c. It's not my job and d. He's an asshole.
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RetsuZaiZen 05/29/21 11:13:45 AM #35: |
I go home
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UnfairRepresent 05/30/21 4:43:01 AM #36: |
RetsuZaiZen posted...
I go homewith the food? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 05/30/21 4:46:38 AM #37: |
I eat it, go to the bathroom, shit on his plate, then deliver as requested.
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Christian RULES 05/30/21 4:47:33 AM #38: |
I'd take it to Trump for free
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