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UnfairRepresent
05/29/21 9:01:37 AM
#1:


You're walking along one day when somehow you've stumbled into some kind of event.

There's tables as far as the eye can see , with men in suits and women in tacky expensive dresses , all eating and drinking.

Then suddenly a blond middle aged accented chef starts screaming at you.

"What the fuck are you doing!? Don't just stand there slackjawed like an IT phone support loser. Get this to President Trump NOW! You donkey!" And before you could spell your name he has shoved a tray of food into your hands and stormed back into the kitchen.

Then you look across the area and see a waiter who looks exactly like you and wearing similar clothes. He is being yelled at by a Texan conservative millionaire for no reason.

You're at some kind of major Republican meetup, have been mistaken for staff and handed Donald Trump's dinner.



There's no one else around.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Xavier_On_High
05/29/21 9:08:41 AM
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PMarth2002
05/29/21 9:09:07 AM
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Go tell the waiter his boss mistook him for me and hand him the food.


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Cheater87
05/29/21 9:09:32 AM
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Put long strands of hair in it.

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lilORANG
05/29/21 9:09:39 AM
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I'd do it, just so I could meet him in person and tell him to go fuck himself.
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Turbam
05/29/21 9:37:52 AM
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I'll take it to Trump.
I would eat it myself, but I hate Big Mac sauce

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MachineJaipur
05/29/21 9:39:57 AM
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lilORANG posted...
I'd do it, just so I could meet him in person and tell him to go fuck himself.

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R1masher
05/29/21 9:41:21 AM
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Take a picture of the food and post it on social media explaining the situation and ask what other people would do

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Intro2Logic
05/29/21 9:41:48 AM
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With pleasure, sir.

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Returning_CEmen
05/29/21 9:42:03 AM
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Put the tray down and leave.

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UnfairRepresent
05/29/21 9:54:32 AM
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R1masher posted...
Take a picture of the food and post it on social media explaining the situation and ask what other people would do
That might backfire as it will allow you to be IDed and arrested if you proceed to do anything wrong

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Machete
05/29/21 10:02:01 AM
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I have a very short temper for anyone who raises their voice at me in a c-word-y way like that and I get instant adrenaline spikes when it happens. If that chef talks to me like that, he's not shoving the tray into my hands, I'm swatting it back at his face and we both get covered in food. What I do next is all about how he reacts to that. I won't think or care about consequences in that moment.

Seems to be a gordon ramsay type quote though so if it was actually him I would probably just be like "holy fuck you're gordon ramsay :D" and the tray would probably fall from the attempted transfer because I don't think I would try to take it. Then I'd be like "why are trying to gove that to me? I'm just some random guy... also I like your shows."

In either scenario the chef would figure out where he fucked up and it would be a fun story to tell.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/29/21 10:03:07 AM
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I would tell the person who expects me to take the food over that I do not work there and hand them back the food before leaving.

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UnfairRepresent
05/29/21 10:17:32 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I would tell the person who expects me to take the food over that I do not work there and hand them back the food before leaving.
He already stormed off

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Kami_no_Kami
05/29/21 10:19:08 AM
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This isnt 11 Big Macs! What are you trying to pull here!?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/29/21 10:20:43 AM
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Then it would just be put down on a table and I would leave.

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Pitlord_Special
05/29/21 10:26:22 AM
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The secret service probably know exactly who is supposed to serve his food and wouldnt let anyone else handle it so Id drop it off at Ted Cruzs table and leave before he could say anything


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Rathinor
05/29/21 10:35:50 AM
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Go full Shenanigans on that dish
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MachineJaipur
05/29/21 10:41:32 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
The secret service probably know exactly who is supposed to serve his food and wouldnt let anyone else handle it so Id drop it off at Ted Cruzs table and leave before he could say anything
but you'd have to be right at Trump because Moscow Cruz is connected at the hip with Trump nowadays
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Lathissamus
05/29/21 10:43:58 AM
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lilORANG posted...
I'd do it, just so I could meet him in person and tell him to go fuck himself.
"U-Um-um Mi-mister Trump... *incoherent mumbling*"

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Rathinor
05/29/21 10:45:08 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
"U-Um-um Mi-mister Trump... *incoherent mumbling*"
Would you be scared to talk to someone, lmaooo?

So you're not only a welch but a coward as well?
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Lathissamus
05/29/21 10:47:53 AM
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Rathinor posted...
Would you be scared to talk to someone, lmaooo?

So you're not only a welch but a coward as well?
Are you projecting?

I'd congratulate him on a good Presidency and give him his food.

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Rathinor
05/29/21 10:49:30 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
a good Presidency
Lying goes very well with welching
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Lathissamus
05/29/21 10:50:38 AM
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Rathinor posted...
Lying goes very well with welching
Good lord, you are annoying


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nfearurspecimn
05/29/21 10:51:41 AM
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I'd just take it to him then leave quietly without doing any virtue signally bs

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UnfairRepresent
05/29/21 10:53:30 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
I'd congratulate him on a good Presidency


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Intro2Logic
05/29/21 10:53:33 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
Good lord, you are annoying
Welching is more annoying.

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nfearurspecimn
05/29/21 10:54:49 AM
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Intro2Logic posted...
Welching is more annoying.

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MachineJaipur
05/29/21 11:00:09 AM
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Did Lathissamus used to have a Jaguars avatar
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nfearurspecimn
05/29/21 11:02:29 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
Did Lathissamus used to have a Jaguars avatar
yes

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Heineken14
05/29/21 11:11:11 AM
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I'd set it down on the nearest place I could, because a. Donnie isn't president b. He's an asshole c. It's not my job and d. He's an asshole.
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RetsuZaiZen
05/29/21 11:13:45 AM
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I go home

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UnfairRepresent
05/30/21 4:43:01 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
I go home
with the food?

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IfGodCouldDie
05/30/21 4:46:38 AM
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I eat it, go to the bathroom, shit on his plate, then deliver as requested.

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Christian RULES
05/30/21 4:47:33 AM
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I'd take it to Trump for free

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