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AloneIBreak 05/28/21 11:03:57 PM #1:	I dont know what the hell I was doing with the tab, but when I pulled it, the can barely cracked open. I took the back of a plastic fork and bashed the shit out of it like a savage until it finally opened. Im pretty sure I could crack a coconut. Just kidding, Id rather starve because coconut is repulsive. --- CE's friendly neighborhood rationalist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:954414557] in I just had... [t:79484078]...</cite> <quote>I dont know what the hell I was doing with the tab, but when I pulled it, the can barely cracked open. I took the back of a plastic fork and bashed the shit out of it like a savage until it finally opened. Im pretty sure I could crack a coconut. Just kidding, Id rather starve because coconut is repulsive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 05/28/21 11:09:39 PM #2:	your life is the definition of struggle. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:954414725] in I just had... [t:79484078]...</cite> <quote>your life is the definition of struggle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 05/28/21 11:27:37 PM #4:	ProfessorKukui posted... You made it well aware that you have no taste by drinking seltzer but then you had to drop this one, huh I'd rather be drinking an IPA or a Stout, but when binge drinking I go with seltzers because I find that my hangovers are usually a 1-4, rather than a guaranteed 8 out of 10 in terms of shittiness. As an aside, if anyone was considering trying those new iced tea flavors from Truly or Bud Light? Imagine a Twisted Tea (or Brisk Iced Tea) except carbonated for no reason. Disgusting. Don't even bother. The problem with eating coconut is its texture. It's all weird and flaky. --- CE's friendly neighborhood rationalist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:954415282] in I just had... [t:79484078]...</cite> <quote>ProfessorKukui posted... </cite> <quote>You made it well aware that you have no taste by drinking seltzer but then you had to drop this one, huh</quote>I'd rather be drinking an IPA or a Stout, but when binge drinking I go with seltzers because I find that my hangovers are usually a 1-4, rather than a guaranteed 8 out of 10 in terms of shittiness. As an aside, if anyone was considering trying those new iced tea flavors from Truly or Bud Light? Imagine a Twisted Tea (or Brisk Iced Tea) except carbonated for no reason. Disgusting. Don't even bother. The problem with eating coconut is its texture. It's all weird and flaky. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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