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Hayame Zero 05/28/21 2:55:05 PM #1: |
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wx5nmw/amazon-introduces-tiny-zenbooths-for-stressed-out-warehouse-workers
In one of its most dystopian moves yet, Amazon is introducing tiny booths where its overworked warehouse employees can momentarily escape a job so grueling, many employees say they don't feel like they have enough time to even use the bathroom. https://youtu.be/2X2yMDsQPDw --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 05/28/21 2:56:21 PM #2: |
Receive 15 second back rub from bicycle tire
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krazychao5 05/28/21 2:57:26 PM #3: |
people gonna jerk off in there
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Jagr_68 05/28/21 2:57:26 PM #4: |
Hayame Zero posted...
What this looks like in reality is a coffin-sized booth in the middle of an Amazon warehouse where workers can use a computer to view "mental health and mindful practices." WTF is this, Equilibrium? --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 05/28/21 2:57:52 PM #5: |
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RchHomieQuanChi 05/28/21 2:58:47 PM #6: |
We're inching closer and closer to corporate dystopia.
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_BIueMonk 05/28/21 2:59:25 PM #7: |
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Nemu 05/28/21 3:00:38 PM #8: |
How about we just maybe let them take a ten minute break every few hours and don't penalize people for not being able to keep up with a workflow only robots could manage? Soon they'll start providing "happy pills" and create an Amazon cult to keep people's morale up.
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RchHomieQuanChi 05/28/21 3:01:24 PM #9: |
Nemu posted...
Soon they'll start providing "happy pills" and create an Amazon cult to keep people's morale up. Don't give them any ideas --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 05/28/21 3:02:20 PM #10: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
Futurama suicide booths *presses 2 for "Slow and Horrible" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_BIueMonk 05/28/21 3:02:22 PM #11: |
Nemu posted...
How about we just maybe let them take a ten minute break every few hours and don't penalize people for not being able to keep up with a workflow only robots could manage? Soon they'll start providing "happy pills" and create an Amazon cult to keep people's morale up.I SMELL A COMMUNIST!!! BEZOS POLICE, GET HIM! --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spanky1 05/28/21 3:04:24 PM #12: |
This just feels disturbing.
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DravenRainrix 05/28/21 3:04:35 PM #13: |
They could have made them big enough to have a lie down at least.
Or, save the booth money and just lower their employees work load. Instead of 20 staff doing the work of 30, have 30 staff doing the work of 30. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 05/28/21 3:04:44 PM #14: |
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RchHomieQuanChi 05/28/21 3:05:44 PM #15: |
DravenRainrix posted...
They could have made them big enough to have a lie down at least. Nah, clearly the money was better spent on happy booths that fool people into thinking their working conditions aren't that bad --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjs28 05/28/21 3:05:54 PM #16: |
People are definitely gonna deed in there
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hockeybub89 05/28/21 3:06:27 PM #17: |
What in the actual fuck
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Eramir 05/28/21 3:06:53 PM #18: |
This is worse than those FoxxConn places in China. This is some evil type stuff.
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ThePieReborn 05/28/21 3:08:38 PM #19: |
Heaven forbid you actually adjust the cause of the stress.
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s0nicfan 05/28/21 3:08:49 PM #20: |
Google did it first, like a decade ago, but it was "cool" back then:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/inside-google-workplaces-from-perks-to-nap-pods/ When all that innovation gets too much, there's a solution for that, too -- a nap pod. Radcliffe said, "No workplace is complete without a nap pod. We found that the five-minute to 15 minute power nap, works on Sunday before you watch the football game, why not here at work?" ![]() --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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krazychao5 05/28/21 3:09:42 PM #21: |
s0nicfan posted...
Google did it first, like a decade ago, but it was "cool" back then:my god, pacman went rogue --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 05/28/21 3:09:43 PM #22: |
s0nicfan posted...
Google did it first, like a decade ago, but it was "cool" back then: That looks like a legit Cinco product from Tim & Eric. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 05/28/21 3:10:28 PM #23: |
Jagr_68 posted...
That looks like a legit Cinco product from Tim & Eric. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrfAWHHVz50 --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/28/21 3:15:00 PM #24: |
s0nicfan posted...
Google did it first, like a decade ago, but it was "cool" back then: Everything in Google is air conditioned and they let you sleep on the job. They used to just have a huge mattress / blanket room you could go to. The pods were introduced for privacy. This isn't really remotely the same thing. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 05/28/21 3:16:47 PM #25: |
Just waiting for the inevitable "work while you sleep" pod that allows you to do your work, even in your dreams.
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Sir Will 05/28/21 3:41:54 PM #26: |
krazychao5 posted...
my god, pacman went roguelol --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Akagami_Shanks 05/28/21 3:45:45 PM #27: |
they deleted the announcement
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Kisai 05/28/21 3:46:21 PM #28: |
Nemu posted...
Soon they'll start providing "happy pills" and create an Amazon cult to keep people's morale up.We've already got that for life. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 05/28/21 3:49:23 PM #29: |
I feel sorry for them. Amazon has been such a vital service these last 2 years I couldnt imagine working there.
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Xavier_On_High 05/28/21 4:02:39 PM #30: |
"And with its built-in matter repurposer, expended colleagues can provide helpful sustenance for the up-and-coming go-getters working in the Amazon Friendhouse."
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wiiking96 05/28/21 6:49:21 PM #31: |
And of course Amazon deleted the tweet after everyone pointed out how psychotic this is, lmao.
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SomeLikeItHoth 05/28/21 6:51:52 PM #32: |
Why not just give them 10 minute breaks
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RchHomieQuanChi 05/28/21 6:53:30 PM #33: |
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Why not just give them 10 minute breaks Because that's a whole 10 minutes they'll spend not working and we can't have that. --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AwesomeFawful 05/28/21 6:53:35 PM #34: |
Akagami_Shanks posted...
they deleted the announcement wiiking96 posted... And of course Amazon deleted the tweet after everyone pointed out how psychotic this is, lmao.Lmfao --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gal_Gadonut 05/28/21 7:05:07 PM #35: |
"Corporations abuse their employees!!!!!"
*company offers something to help employees* "Those monsters!!!!!!" --- People I've obliterated in debates: Torgo, Kil Rasha, zeppelin4ever42, fiyeroatheart, Nakuul, Heineken14, sktgamer_13dude, E_S_M_Z ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xavier_On_High 05/28/21 7:08:07 PM #36: |
Gal_Gadonut posted...
"Corporations abuse their employees!!!!!" Nah, it's more like giving a starving person a photograph of some food. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Payzmaykr 05/28/21 7:08:51 PM #37: |
Why not implement fair wages so they wont be stressed in the first place.
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RchHomieQuanChi 05/28/21 7:09:37 PM #38: |
Gal_Gadonut posted...
"Corporations abuse their employees!!!!!" "Helping" in the same way that a band-aid will "help" your infected gunshot wound. --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 05/28/21 8:32:43 PM #39: |
Good news, now you guys don't need safety equipment because we've installed New-U resurrection devices in key areas!
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Xavier_On_High 05/28/21 8:36:58 PM #40: |
DarkRoast posted...
Good news, now you guys don't need safety equipment because we've installed New-U resurrection devices in key areas! *New-U resurrection device just opens the "Advertise new vacancy" page on Indeed* --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/28/21 9:33:22 PM #41: |
I never understood why Handsome Jack didn't just turn the New-U stations off for the BL2 protagonists.
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