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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 1:37:30 AM
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apolloooo
05/27/21 1:38:02 AM
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Nope

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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 1:39:02 AM
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Number090684
05/27/21 1:41:59 AM
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Not surprised. The planet is sick of our shit and wants us gone.
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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 1:42:33 AM
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Why is this guys content getting impaled all the time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNXmRH4Vccg
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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 1:44:24 AM
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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 1:49:18 AM
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DDirtyDastard
05/27/21 1:51:59 AM
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Yes..
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Dark_SilverX
05/27/21 1:56:57 AM
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its so beautiful

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Lost_All_Senses
05/27/21 2:02:14 AM
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Her going into detail while the girl that's presumably (but probably not?) her in the backround freaks out is amazing. I got a feeling this hits a lil different when you've smoked. Shit has me rolling.

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FrankJaegr
05/27/21 2:05:11 AM
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She listed such a huge kill zone for where this evil cactus can come and literally kill you

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Murphiroth
05/27/21 2:05:49 AM
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These things will stick you deep but they'll also cling to anything they barely touch.

My dog ran through a patch once and as I was pulling them off of her she had one clinging to her drool, and she swung her head towards me and embedded the thing down to the base in my thigh.
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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 2:08:05 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
and she swung her head towards me and embedded the thing down to the base in my thigh.

this is nightmare
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DeathVelvien
05/27/21 2:09:46 AM
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Chollas are the absolute worst goddamn cactus.

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Dakimakura
05/27/21 2:12:33 AM
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Those things were all over the place where I grew up. The residents of those areas know to stay away from them though. Only issue I ever had with them is when I played basketball outside the ball would sometimes roll into them and the cactus would attach to the ball.

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nfearurspecimn
05/27/21 2:13:08 AM
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God created the Heavens and the Earth and God is Good

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Lost_All_Senses
05/27/21 2:15:25 AM
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The second video was even funnier. Thank you for these.

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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 2:16:46 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
God created the Heavens and the Earth and God is Good

They are edible and apparently tasty.
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pkmnlord
05/27/21 2:19:00 AM
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Surely a plant like this, even if it is a cactus, has no reason to exist right? What ecological purpose does it serve? Does it fend off other animals from other types of cacti?

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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 2:25:35 AM
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pkmnlord posted...
Surely a plant like this, even if it is a cactus, has no reason to exist right? What ecological purpose does it serve? Does it fend off other animals from other types of cacti?

To propagate itself and be eaten by the animals that can eat it.
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pkmnlord
05/27/21 10:22:26 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
and be eaten by the animals that can eat it.
Propagate deez nuts. Surely those animals could evolve to develop a better diet?

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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 10:25:30 AM
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pkmnlord posted...
Propagate deez nuts. Surely those animals could evolve to develop a better diet?

Not how evolution works.
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Returning_CEmen
05/27/21 10:25:45 AM
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I had that happen to me. My leg hurtled for 2 months where it stuck to me.

They dont jump out at you though. They usually get you because you unknowingly step on it and when you take another step it travels with you in your leg movement and if close enough it will go into the skin of your other leg.

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WingsOfGood
05/27/21 10:28:21 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I had that happen to me. My leg hurtled for 2 months where it stuck to me.

They dont jump out at you though. They usually get you because you unknowingly step on it and when you take another step it travels with you in your leg movement and if close enough it will go into the skin of your other leg.

I know. They have like a spring action is why it is called jumping but it doesn't technically jump.
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The Trent
05/27/21 10:29:55 AM
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Frosted_Midna
05/27/21 10:30:03 AM
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Nope

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Pitlord_Special
05/27/21 10:37:53 AM
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Crocs arent really appropriate footwear for hiking in the desert

Ive stepped into pieces of these that had fallen off while wearing my hiking boots and theyre definitely a pain to clean them off though.


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