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UnfairRepresent
05/25/21 11:38:05 AM
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Do you think you would cheat on her?



You and your girl/boyfriend wake up tomorrow to find yourselves not in your home but in a strange gray room, adorned with foreign symbols you don't recongize.

Then your heart almost jumps into your throat when you see 3 alien creatures standing over you. A green one, a blue one and a tall fiery winged one. They all seem very different to each other yet remarkably female and humanoid.

The green alien is staring directly at you, curiously eyeing you up and down with unblinking intensity. The fiery alien is looking at both you and your girlfriend. She seems tall and powerful, you get an aura of authority and knowledge just from how she presents herself. The blue alien stands behind them and looks almost bored.

"Do not be alarmed. My name is Yuria'Qualopec." explains the huge fiery alien. "This is Zld-lny and Plavi. You're on a giant spaceship. No one knows who made it or how old it is and I've been here for centuries. It's fully automated and we have no more control over it than you do. As best as I can tell it was created to evacuate people who were being attacked by the evil Crughon empire. Some kind of emergency extinction prevention. Everytime it's the same, 1 or a small group of beings wake up here only to eventually find out their world was attacked. I'm sorry to say that you being on here means the Crughons have destroyed your planet."

"That's not true! Sometimes they get fought off." The blue alien Plavi interjects.

"Yes that's true, occsionally the planet manages to fight off the attack after this ship has already adbucted you for safety. But it's a moot point since you're stuck here either way with no way of knowing." the matriarch fire alien Yuria'Qualopec says.

"This vessel provides a livable atmosphere. Food, water and recreation facilities. I'm not sure how the system works. It's entirely automated and beyond my comprehension. And I'm afraid you're now stuck on board. At present there are 68 of us from 54 different worlds." Yuria'Qualopec continues

"Sometimes the ship lands on random planets every few years or so. I do not know why. I assume to do maintenance or recharge. When it does the airlocks unseal and it's the only time you can leave. Problem is do you want to live on some random usually deserted planet? Usually when this happens only 1 or 2 of us end up leaving. Sometimes it's not even inhabitable for many of us. When it's a peacefully populated planet we lose about half the ship. One time the airlocks opened up and we were attacked by the natives. You never know what's going to happen an-... Zld-lny! Stop staring, you're being rude to the poor creature. It just lost it's planet."

"I'm sorry.... It's just... I-i-i..... Well it's ... been a long time..." the green alien Zld-lny says sheepishly before running out of the room embarrased.

"Yeah don't mind her or any of the younger ones. We haven't had a male from a bi-gendered race onboard since Shy'leqlexh died. You're the talk of every deck." Plavi says casually. It seems everyone on board except you is either female or from a monosex species.

"At any rate, this is a lot to disgest. Take some time then come see me and I'll show you both around the ship. It is your new home after all." Yuria'Qualopec says before leaving. Followed sharply by Plavi.

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Your girlfriend is in shock.

How do you react?
What do you do?

Inverse to all aliens are male/monosex if that way inclined.

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The_Korey
05/25/21 12:05:13 PM
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I have zero interest in a serious relationship. If I've met someone worth dropping that for, I'm not letting them go so easily. That, and if I ultimately do decide I'm more interested in an alien fuck fest (and we're monogamous/exclusive), I'm going to be upfront about it and break up with her, not cheat behind her back.

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EnglishBullDoug
05/25/21 12:11:33 PM
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Basically, I would let her know "this is happening". I wouldn't dump her, no. I wouldn't be sneaky about it either. I would **** every alien on that space ship and at the end of the day make sweet, sweet love to my human girlfriend. What else is going to make me feel better at that point? If she doesn't understand, she can go live on the next planet we land on.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/25/21 12:16:05 PM
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Depends on if my girlfriend is ok with me being with other women and more importantly if I even want to have any kind of sexual interaction with the other women.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/25/21 12:16:59 PM
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Can you please write a web novel? I'd say the majority of these are usually interesting as a story

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EnglishBullDoug
05/25/21 12:20:57 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Depends on if my girlfriend is ok with me being with other women and more importantly if I even want to have any kind of sexual interaction with the other women.
Did you see the fine ass ***** TC posted a picture of?

Also, sorry about insulting your other topics, TC. This one is top shelf. You have a talent with the written word.
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DB_Insider
05/25/21 12:21:37 PM
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Finish her!
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monkmith
05/25/21 12:27:55 PM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
Did you see the fine ass ***** TC posted a picture of?

Also, sorry about insulting your other topics, TC. This one is top shelf. You have a talent with the written word.
you into flaming balls of gas?

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Stagmar
05/25/21 1:05:18 PM
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Find the nearest airlock

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UnfairRepresent
05/25/21 1:15:34 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Find the nearest airlock
They are sealed

Only way off the ship is suicide.

Or wait until it eventually lands on a random planet.

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Lorenzo_2003
05/25/21 1:28:23 PM
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Your description doesnt sound enticing. Id be faithful.

Now if they looked like female Kpop idols such as Blackpink, Id have some bad news for my girlfriend. Cant waste any time.

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EnglishBullDoug
05/25/21 1:46:31 PM
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TC needs to pitch this sexy space erotica about the war with the Crughon empire to Netflix.
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ZevLoveDOOM
05/25/21 1:48:49 PM
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well, time to procreate!

*rubs hands*
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WilliamPorygon
05/25/21 1:53:38 PM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
Basically, I would let her know "this is happening". I wouldn't dump her, no. I wouldn't be sneaky about it either. I would **** every alien on that space ship and at the end of the day make sweet, sweet love to my human girlfriend. What else is going to make me feel better at that point? If she doesn't understand, she can go live on the next planet we land on.
This, and she's free to do the same to me if a bunch of hot male aliens ask for permission to fuck her.

(Like they would ask permission)

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EnglishBullDoug
05/25/21 5:17:50 PM
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TC should post a pic of that hot piece of ass Zld-lny. You know from OP she thirsty.
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UnfairRepresent
05/25/21 5:58:59 PM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
TC should post a pic of that hot piece of ass Zld-lny. You know from OP she thirsty.

I imagine Zld-lny looking something like:


or


While Plavi looks like:



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The_Korey
05/25/21 6:09:38 PM
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EnglishBullDoug
05/25/21 6:18:36 PM
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TC, you should do this as a CYOA.
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FortuneCookie
05/25/21 6:22:01 PM
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It would be my luck to get abducted by a race of hairless scalies.


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UnfairRepresent
05/25/21 6:49:34 PM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
TC, you should do this as a CYOA.
Sadly I think you are the only one who would be interested lol

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Strider102
05/25/21 6:51:54 PM
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Knowing my wife she'd push me down, rip off my clothes, and [redacted]. In order to establish dominance and jealousy amongst the alien babes.

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Smackems
05/25/21 6:54:32 PM
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I blow the ship up and save the dog

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EnglishBullDoug
05/25/21 7:11:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sadly I think you are the only one who would be interested lol
That is sad. CE used to be a place of culture.
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divot1338
05/25/21 7:14:34 PM
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All you need is a couple of good headbags and its time for poundtown.

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UnfairRepresent
05/26/21 3:17:52 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Knowing my wife she'd push me down, rip off my clothes, and [redacted]. In order to establish dominance and jealousy amongst the alien babes.
isn't that assault?

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Zergrush80
05/26/21 4:09:34 AM
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if they look like Chiana.......hard to resist.....

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Number090684
05/26/21 4:17:28 AM
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Ew no. Can't stand the thought of interspecies relationships. Humans belong only with other humans. Not also with other humanoid creatures that have alien features.
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BloodMoon7
05/26/21 4:37:21 AM
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BEGONE space THOT

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David1988
05/26/21 4:39:53 AM
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First I correct Plavis crude assumption I come from a bi-gender species, then I start my cult with me as the leader, if any of women on the ship wants D they have to join my cult and serve me.

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jumi
05/26/21 4:43:52 AM
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Number090684 posted...
Ew no. Can't stand the thought of interspecies relationships. Humans belong only with other humans. Not also with other humanoid creatures that have alien features.

Specist.

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Number090684
05/26/21 4:45:31 AM
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jumi posted...
Specist.

Only when it comes to mating and romantic relationships because that other shit is crazy and gross.
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UnfairRepresent
05/26/21 4:46:37 AM
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David1988 posted...
First I correct Plavis crude assumption I come from a bi-gender species, then I start my cult with me as the leader, if any of women on the ship wants D they have to join my cult and serve me.
How many genders are there?

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jumi
05/26/21 4:51:16 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How many genders are there?

It's a spectrum.

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UnfairRepresent
05/26/21 4:54:29 AM
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jumi posted...
It's a spectrum.
Explain it how you would to an alien.

A female alien that's centuries old and comes from a world with 2 genders

Well came from, her world got blowed up by Crugons lol

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jumi
05/26/21 4:55:52 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Explain it how you would to an alien.

A female alien that's centuries old and comes from a world with 2 genders

Well came from, her world got blowed up by Crugons lol

It's not my responsibility to educate her.

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UnfairRepresent
05/26/21 5:03:00 AM
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jumi posted...
It's not my responsibility to educate her.
Well then don't get uppity at her for not understanding your human ways then

Jeez

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divot1338
05/26/21 6:48:17 AM
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jumi posted...
It's not my responsibility to educate her.
That seems shortsighted if you get to teach her how to be a sexual partner.

You could tell her anything.

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UnfairRepresent
05/26/21 7:53:30 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
It would be my luck to get abducted by a race of hairless scalies.

Mallotobuck has hair and no scales and she's lovely



go say hello

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DarkRoast
05/26/21 7:59:17 AM
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Death by snu snu

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archedsoul
05/26/21 8:00:48 AM
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Let's be honest.

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Nukazie
05/26/21 8:00:56 AM
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if it's some sexy-looking aliens, i'd give in easily

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008Zulu
05/26/21 8:10:47 AM
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Me: I'm sorry babe, but they are using some kind of pheromone to control me!
Yuria'Qualopec: We don't actu...
Me: I'm sorry, I have no choice!

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UnfairRepresent
05/27/21 12:20:01 PM
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I love how even the poll is

008Zulu posted...
Me: I'm sorry babe, but they are using some kind of pheromone to control me!
Yuria'Qualopec: We don't actu...
Me: I'm sorry, I have no choice!

lol

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EnglishBullDoug
05/28/21 6:43:59 PM
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I think I would **** the dinosaur alien before I would **** the Chewbacca one.
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UnfairRepresent
05/30/21 4:59:58 AM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
I think I would **** the dinosaur alien before I would **** the Chewbacca one.
me too

Hairy is ewww

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Illuminoius
05/30/21 6:26:15 AM
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does this board have some big weird alien fetish or something? these topics have been increasingly common lately
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WilliamPorygon
05/30/21 2:55:24 PM
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Illuminoius posted...
does this board have some big weird alien fetish or something? these topics have been increasingly common lately
The thing this board has feared for years is finally happening: My personality is starting to rub off on everyone.

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