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UnfairRepresent
05/24/21 5:17:32 PM
#1:


"I mean the food's good and all but... I can think of a few things."



How do you react?
What do you do?

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Guerrilla Soldier
05/24/21 5:19:11 PM
#2:


no

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BloodMoon7
05/24/21 5:19:24 PM
#3:


She's right. That looks too soupy and soup isn't my favorite.

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KnightofShikari
05/24/21 5:19:58 PM
#4:


"your penis?"

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darkprince45
05/24/21 5:20:30 PM
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Shes like a 5 lol. Imma stick with my soup

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ApherosyLove
05/24/21 5:22:12 PM
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no i don;t want to a salad im not even that fat oh my god leave me the fuck alone

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LinkDaLunatic
05/24/21 5:23:31 PM
#7:


that butt girl

lol
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Ryven
05/24/21 5:25:13 PM
#8:


You're right.

*violently shoves everything off the table*

Chuck E Cheese it is!

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Tobi011
05/24/21 5:25:16 PM
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No. I rarely get to eat real ramen and I'm not gonna abandon it for some bullshit that you're thinking of! Let alone waste good money.
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g0ldie
05/24/21 5:27:16 PM
#10:


thought you'd never ask.



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Lordgold666
05/24/21 6:11:42 PM
#11:


She makes me curl inward

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garan
05/24/21 6:16:09 PM
#12:


Surprised to see UR pulling such a blatantly CE topic almost straight out of the Vegy playbook.
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Cornmuffins
05/24/21 6:30:36 PM
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Tell her how much of a weirdo you are
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UnfairRepresent
05/24/21 6:56:03 PM
#14:


garan posted...
Surprised to see UR pulling such a blatantly CE topic almost straight out of the Vegy playbook.
I like making all sorts of topics :(

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pfh1001
05/24/21 7:01:38 PM
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garan posted...
Surprised to see UR pulling such a blatantly CE topic almost straight out of the Vegy playbook.


Yeah, but at least he didn't use the Vegy humiliation kink and have this random chick calling people ugly.

As for how I would respond to her, the answer is 'Hell yes. You got any dessert waiting for me back at your place?'
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Frizzurd
05/24/21 8:49:42 PM
#16:


Is she trans?
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UnfairRepresent
05/25/21 8:09:48 AM
#17:


Frizzurd posted...
Is she trans?
What?

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IfGodCouldDie
05/25/21 8:11:45 AM
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Tell her, "shut the fuck up and go wait outside."

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Gurifisu
05/25/21 8:15:46 AM
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Nah. I'm counting my macros. It's cutting season.

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Fazeo13
05/25/21 8:31:45 AM
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Not your stank ass ho pussy for sure. You basic bitch.
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gna647
05/25/21 8:32:06 AM
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The_Korey
05/25/21 8:43:54 AM
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KFC

Not that I'd even touch what's on that plate to begin with, so really, there's a lot of things I'd rather be eating.

And she ain't one of them.

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