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wackyteen
05/15/21 4:59:32 PM
#1:


What do you want the doctors to do?


There is no realistic chance of recovery at the given moment but who knows, in some years or decades time they could use "you" as a test subject to make advances in science or even recover you, astronomically small chances though.

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JTilly
05/15/21 4:59:59 PM
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plz just let me die

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OffTempo
05/15/21 5:00:08 PM
#3:


Turn it off. Don't waste my time, the hospital's time, and the time of other patient's who could be using it.

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HBOSS
05/15/21 5:00:58 PM
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Twas a good life...

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hockeybub89
05/15/21 5:01:58 PM
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Frosted_Midna
05/15/21 5:59:08 PM
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Turn it off. Better to save someone more important.

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KStateKing17
05/15/21 6:00:11 PM
#7:


OffTempo posted...
Turn it off. Don't waste my time, the hospital's time, and the time of other patient's who could be using it.
Exactly how I feel. I'm not living at this point. Let me go.

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Nemu
05/15/21 6:00:38 PM
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If technology is sufficiently advanced enough, I'd like to be frozen, but shove me into a furnace right away if that's not an option.
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DravenRainrix
05/15/21 6:02:06 PM
#9:


Unplug the fucking thing, my kid wants the plug for her PC.

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Medussa
05/15/21 6:02:49 PM
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i'm brain dead. i no longer have any wants

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Smackems
05/15/21 6:02:50 PM
#11:


Keep it on to piss this board off

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Strider102
05/15/21 6:03:06 PM
#12:


It's in my will. Unplug me and surrender me to the darkness.

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Kakapo
05/15/21 6:03:51 PM
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Turn me off. Same if Id recover, but would be severely intellectually disabled.

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Dathrowed1
05/15/21 6:04:37 PM
#14:


Harvest my organs and then pull the plug

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 6:05:19 PM
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I say goodbye to everyone I love and start playing around with morphine dosages. If I gotta go out I might as well feel good doin it.

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Gurifisu
05/15/21 6:05:55 PM
#16:


wackyteen posted...
There is no realistic chance of recovery at the given moment but who knows, in some years or decades time they could use "you" as a test subject to make advances in science or even recover you, astronomically small chances though.
Well if I'm brain dead then I honestly wouldn't care. If my body could be of some benefit in the future or used for research, yeah plug me in. Otherwise I have no preference.

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BloodMoon7
05/15/21 6:06:17 PM
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I don't want to see the bill if I do somehow recover, just end it.

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KStateKing17
05/15/21 6:06:59 PM
#18:


Smackems posted...
Keep it on to piss this board off
Oh no I tripped over the cord :(

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Smackems
05/15/21 6:07:24 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I say goodbye to everyone I love and start playing around with morphine dosages. If I gotta go out I might as well feel good doin it.
Hmmm.. Not a bad idea

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Smackems
05/15/21 6:08:23 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Oh no I tripped over the cord :(
Got dangit now ce will be happy. I didn't want that

Oh wait I'm brain dead.. I meant to say ".........."

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/21 6:10:06 PM
#21:


Smackems posted...
Hmmm.. Not a bad idea

Actually I'd have you fuck around with the dosages. That way if there IS a god, I can just say "Heyyy you know I was about to make a kick ass comeback but Smackems over dosed me up with somethin fierce"

Then when he finally questions you, you can just blame is on Mabus or someone, I don't care anymore i'd be drinking on a cloud in West Heaven.

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ForsakenHermit
05/15/21 6:15:05 PM
#22:


Pull the plug and give me my rest in paradise.

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LordFarquad1312
05/15/21 6:37:41 PM
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Nothing, I'm clinically brain dead and on life support :v

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Irony
05/15/21 6:38:52 PM
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Be braindead I guess

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RedJackson
05/15/21 6:39:05 PM
#25:


Unless they are keeping me plugged into GameFAQS turn the DAMN THING OFF

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Shotgunnova
05/15/21 6:43:00 PM
#26:


Pull the plug, man.

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hoggys2much
05/15/21 6:50:14 PM
#27:


Switch it off pronto.

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SSJPurple
05/15/21 6:58:16 PM
#28:


Yank it, I dont want to be like that nor be a burden on those around me.

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legendarylemur
05/15/21 7:09:30 PM
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Lol even if I could be revived, I'm fairly sure it's not without some serious repercussions. If I'm frozen and able to be revived by future technology, I wake up and won't recognize anything, not to mention my body having aged beyond what's comfortable to me. I probably won't have much of a skill set to contribute to the "future." If I'm never going to be alive, wtf even is the point lol. I'm dead by definition already

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