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Solid Snake07
05/12/21 2:31:01 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Hey, if I wasn't here you'd probably only talk to girls when you go to the corner store for more monster energy drinks. You should thank me.


Hey, I speak to my wife every now and then

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DespondentDeity
05/12/21 2:32:17 AM
#55:


Solid Snake07 posted...
Hey, I speak to my wife every now and then

ask her if shell peg me

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Smackems
05/12/21 2:32:36 AM
#56:


I'm mad

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Solid Snake07
05/12/21 2:35:30 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
ask her if shell peg me


She's asleep and I don't think she'd find it funny if I woke her up to ask her if she'd fuck an internet rando in the ass

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Smackems
05/12/21 2:36:36 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
She's asleep and I don't think she'd find it funny if I woke her up to ask her if she'd fuck an internet rando in the ass
We would tho

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DespondentDeity
05/12/21 2:37:07 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
She's asleep and I don't think she'd find it funny if I woke her up to ask her if she'd fuck an internet rando in the ass

sounds like you dont know her as well as you think you do

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BloodMoon7
05/12/21 2:41:24 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Hey, if I wasn't here you'd probably only talk to girls when you go to the corner store for more monster energy drinks. You should thank me.
I actually only talked to girls back when I still walked among the humans. Or uh grunted. I didn't talk much even then.

These days, going to a convenience store would imply leaving my house. That's a huge no for me fam.

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
05/12/21 2:55:36 AM
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Idk, I feel like I'm going to be a forever alone and I might even prefer it to be that way, maybe???

Lately I've been talking to this girl alot in work lately and she's basically the first friend I had in about 15 years lol. honestly she's really sweet and she laughs at all my corny jokes and I really like her personality but sometimes I feel like we talk too much. Like idk how to explain it, like she sent me a text message yesterday and the first thought I had when I received it was "damn, you texted me for 5 days in a row. Don't you get tired of texting and then talking to me? Lol" and that seems really fucked up for me to even think about. And honestly I do care about her, she's probably the person I care most besides family members. Maybe I'm just not made to be in a relationship with anyone lol. Like in my 30 years of living i never felt butterflies in my stomach for anyone ever, idk what that feeling is even like... like obviously I've seen a lot of pretty girls in my life but it's like it's going to take alot more than a pretty face for me to even be interested in them.

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Vyrulisse
05/12/21 2:57:43 AM
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We're always alone no matter who is in our lives. Every last one of us is alone and always will be because there's only one of us.

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BloodMoon7
05/12/21 2:58:57 AM
#63:


Vyrulisse posted...
We're always alone no matter who is in our lives. Every last one of us is alone and always will be because there's only one of us.
Every man dies alone.

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Pandamonic
05/12/21 3:00:53 AM
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b-but I'm a fat, sad sack of shit!!

BeantownHero posted...
be somewhat in shape and socially well adjusted.
Yeah well there's the problem.

Actually, I don't really have a problem with being alone. Once in a while I like to hang with people, but 99% of the time I prefer being by myself. I find myself being irritated by little things that people do after spending just 5 minutes with them. People probably have the same reaction when they have to deal with me.

Idk, I think I'm just not that fun to be around, and that's perfectly fine with me because I prefer it that way.

I couldn't imagine having a relationship with someone unless it would be a thing where we don't live together and only see each other like, once every other week for an hour or 2 or something.


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Solid Snake07
05/12/21 3:07:03 AM
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Honestly relationships fucking suck. But you need to experiance atleast one serious one to be a well adjusted human being.

I'd probably extend that to losing a serious one. Most of the meaningful development in my life followed breaking up with a girlfriend of 4 years in my mid twenties. Of course there are plenty of people who completely go off the deep end after a bad separation so *shrug*

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berlyman101
05/12/21 3:09:47 AM
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viewmaster_pi
05/12/21 3:13:24 AM
#68:


holding out for that vampire

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IfGodCouldDie
05/12/21 3:17:01 AM
#69:


CalypsoDoom posted...
inb4 lock/warn/etc
Well now that you've posted of course...

jk

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Mistere Man
05/12/21 3:18:13 AM
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Sorry my last post wasnt serious.

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BloodMoon7
05/12/21 3:19:04 AM
#71:


Mistere Man posted...
Sorry my last post wasnt serious.
So you were serious but also afraid

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JTilly
05/12/21 3:19:32 AM
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If you feel that strongly about it, than fuck them. Jfc gunpla

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Mistere Man
05/12/21 3:23:35 AM
#73:


BloodMoon7 posted...
So you were serious but also afraid
What? I wasnt serious about the hammer to the nards thing.

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BloodMoon7
05/12/21 3:26:31 AM
#74:


JTilly posted...
If you feel that strongly about it, than fuck them. Jfc gunpla
>_>

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MrNintendo1213
05/12/21 3:34:38 AM
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I can barely convince myself to play video games or watch tv, let alone things that take real effort. Most of the time moving around at all just feels impossible.
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GrandConjuraton
05/12/21 3:52:20 AM
#76:


gunplagirl posted...


It's not like you're a trans lesbian where most cis girls won't even consider you unless they're partnered with a guy and looking for a third, effectively reducing your dating pool to just trans lesbians and some non-binary femmes, meaning nominally less than a percent of the population as potential matches even before taking personalities, age, where they're at in life, and chemistry into account.
And here's the real point of the topic: to sneak in a "I have it worse" message while disguising this as a help topic.

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