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UnfairRepresent
05/10/21 4:16:52 AM
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Could you date her?


She affectionately refers to it and by extension sometimes you as Spyro the Dragon.

You ask her why one day and she says "Because it's tiny and purple, silly."



Could you date her?

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/10/21 4:17:43 AM
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if your penis is purple, maybe you should go see the doctor. that doesnt sound too natural to me... lol

and to answer it, nope.
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viewmaster_pi
05/10/21 4:20:59 AM
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he's purple and weaker and smaller than all the others

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Azardea
05/10/21 4:23:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You ask her why one day and she says "Because it's tiny and purple, silly."
Uhh, I think I'd have bigger issues than what she calls it.
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The_Korey
05/10/21 4:35:35 AM
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I'd be down to be known as "The Dragon" and I like "Spyro". But if she's gonna say the full thing each and every time, that's just too kringe for me.

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UnfairRepresent
05/10/21 4:41:34 AM
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The_Korey posted...
I'd be down to be known as "The Dragon" and I like "Spyro". But if she's gonna say the full thing each and every time, that's just too kringe for me.
Sometimes she says the full thing, sometimes she days Spyro

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KnightofShikari
05/10/21 4:55:59 AM
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but what does she call her huge futanari penis

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viewmaster_pi
05/10/21 4:58:58 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
but what does she call her huge futanari penis
god

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g0ldie
05/10/21 5:00:26 AM
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as long as she likes my tiny, purple penis, that's all I can ask for

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UnfairRepresent
05/10/21 5:01:22 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
but what does she call her huge futanari penis
Gnasty Gnorc?
Gulp?
Crush?
Bentley?

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DespondentDeity
05/11/21 3:57:01 AM
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Can I call her vagina Crash Bandicoochie?

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