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Trumble
05/03/21 8:51:30 PM
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$100,000, but your name is now "Homer Jay Simpson".


And you can't change your name ever. Nothing about you changes besides your name.

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JFrench2
05/03/21 8:59:56 PM
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From now on my name is no longer Homer J. Simpson, it is...Homer...Jay Simpson!

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ThirstForBLOOD
05/03/21 9:00:19 PM
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What's the downside?
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/03/21 9:00:37 PM
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Then I legally change it to Max Powers

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skermac
05/03/21 9:02:25 PM
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A name means nothing to me call me what you want if you pay me

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Xavier_On_High
05/03/21 9:03:40 PM
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Homer Jay Simpson?

Awww, I've been calling him Homer J. Simpson. Why didn't someone tell me? Agh I've been making an idiot out of myself!

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The Popo
05/03/21 9:05:03 PM
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My son will then be named HoJu

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YoungMan
05/03/21 9:06:56 PM
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Sounds dangerously close to OJ Simpson

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ThePieReborn
05/03/21 9:08:55 PM
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Max Powerrrr!

He's the man whose name you'd love to touch!

But you mustn't tooooooooooouch!

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Kisai
05/03/21 9:14:20 PM
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I don't go by my legal name anyway.

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EmbraceOfDeath
05/03/21 9:15:53 PM
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Simpson, eh?

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RedJackson
05/03/21 9:26:51 PM
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ThirstForBLOOD posted...
What's the downside?


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daynlokki
05/03/21 9:27:21 PM
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I mean I live right by where the power plant they based where he works was.
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mustachedmystic
05/04/21 8:59:02 AM
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If your name is Homer Jay, you'll have hot hippie chicks asking you to teach them the ways of lovemaking, and hair care.
https://youtu.be/jJjFzPfaOq8?t=190

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Light_Dragon
05/04/21 2:35:03 PM
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ThirstForBLOOD posted...
What's the downside?


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TheMikh
05/04/21 2:39:43 PM
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a married couple (or were married at some point at least) that are friends of the family are actually named homer and marge simpson by pure coincidence

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