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solosnake
04/30/21 10:39:44 PM
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We all know what the oldest is

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Dakimakura
04/30/21 10:40:21 PM
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Janitor

Someone had to clean up

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Choco
04/30/21 10:43:00 PM
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masticatingman
04/30/21 10:53:05 PM
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Anything food related Id guess

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Laserion
04/30/21 10:53:16 PM
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According to Marshall, the one where you fish/hunt/grow some food is the oldest.

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weekoldhotdog
04/30/21 10:53:49 PM
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trolling

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Y helo thar buttsecks
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Callimbmachus
04/30/21 10:54:09 PM
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caveman

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He/him/his
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Choco
04/30/21 10:54:33 PM
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Callimbmachus posted...
caveman
lmao

can't believe they killed the cavemanning industry.

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ThePrinceFish
04/30/21 10:54:50 PM
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Laserion posted...
According to Marshall, the one where you fish/hunt/grow some food is the oldest.
Gotta get something to give the hooker somehow

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Unsugarized_Foo
04/30/21 10:54:57 PM
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Pimp

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Trumble
04/30/21 11:01:02 PM
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No one remembers, it died out a long time ago.

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solosnake
05/01/21 1:57:46 AM
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The answer is actually

Mercenaries

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Middle hope
05/01/21 1:58:10 AM
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nfearurspecimn
05/01/21 1:58:33 AM
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Hunting

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TendoDRM
05/01/21 1:58:57 AM
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Politician. Someone had to pay the oldest profession.

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AldousIsDead
05/01/21 1:59:28 AM
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Real answer, probably the guy who made the tools.

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