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No_U_L7
04/30/21 6:26:05 PM
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i had some money in an old 401k at an old job i completely forgot about and finally got them to roll over to my current 401k. and they mailed me the check
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Master Kazuya
04/30/21 6:27:53 PM
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I'm holding my 50k dick rn

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armandro
04/30/21 6:28:11 PM
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in before ce starts to player hate on you because they cant stand to see another ceman be successful

no wonder magicdonut quit

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Squall28
04/30/21 6:29:35 PM
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armandro posted...
in before ce starts to player hate on you because they cant stand to see another ceman be successful

no wonder magicdonut quit

It's a 401k check rollover. The older CEmen should have well beyond that at this point


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Callimbmachus
04/30/21 6:30:58 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
inb4hatefornoreason

nice
so now youre gonna bat for notorious trolls who troll about this shit for 15 years and who post shit that even alluding to would get me modded, just cuz you feel a kinship with his made up bullshit itt?

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ToadallyAwesome
04/30/21 6:31:33 PM
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armandro posted...
in before ce starts to player hate on you because they cant stand to see another ceman be successful

no wonder magicdonut quit

Its not hate because he is successful its because TC has stories that seem made up and they troll about it.

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Taharqa_
04/30/21 6:33:05 PM
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https://youtu.be/R2B6AVbdmT0

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NightRender
04/30/21 6:33:26 PM
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If you actually "forgot" about 50k, well, I mean...

Congrats on getting your money back at least.

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DespondentDeity
04/30/21 6:35:34 PM
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I remember cashing a retirement rollover check (only $7000 tho) and the teller being like, Do you get these often?

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Lost_All_Senses
04/30/21 6:36:13 PM
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I kind of hate you for no reason

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No_U_L7
04/30/21 6:36:59 PM
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NightRender posted...
If you actually "forgot" about 50k, well, I mean...

Congrats on getting your money back at least.


its a 401k, it's not "real" money. the entire point of a 401k is to forget about it until it's retirement time

the rollover process seemed like a pain so i just said "id do it later" and then got busy/lazy
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Master_Bass
04/30/21 6:39:48 PM
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Why couldn't they just do a direct rollover? That's the superior option instead of having to mess with checks yourself.

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No_U_L7
04/30/21 6:41:07 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Why couldn't they just do a direct rollover? That's the superior option instead of having to mess with checks yourself.


i asked, they told me it "wasnt industry standard"

it was a big firm too, so i doubt they were lying
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yemmy
04/30/21 7:00:29 PM
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Callimbmachus posted...
so now youre gonna bat for notorious trolls who troll about this shit for 15 years and who post shit that even alluding to would get me modded, just cuz you feel a kinship with his made up bullshit itt?

Why are you so mad?

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theAteam
04/30/21 7:02:38 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
its a 401k, it's not "real" money. the entire point of a 401k is to forget about it until it's retirement time

the rollover process seemed like a pain so i just said "id do it later" and then got busy/lazy

I did the same with the same amount. It just gets taken out of the paycheck so you don't even pay attention to it until one day you go look on your account and it's like wow that's more than I thought I had.

My brother just did it and he has $125k. It's insane that they do it by mail still. Like what if you mistook it for junk mail and chucked it?

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CanuckCowboy
04/30/21 7:03:22 PM
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Pay someone to wash your sheets at less than disgusting intervals.

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SomeLikeItHoth
04/30/21 7:03:28 PM
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What do you plan on doing with it? I had 4 checks not cashed from work and went to the bank to deposit them. Came out to just over $8,000. The bank teller immediately started flirting with me and her eyes lit up when I asked for her number.

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Callimbmachus
04/30/21 7:04:12 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
He doesn't attack people or bully them or half the negative shit others do here
This is extremely, extremely wrong. He's gone into threads to mock suicidal people. He's claimed to have abused his animals. God, I can't even type up what he's said about 14 year olds. This dude is one of the most universally reviled people here and his fake stories are far from the only reason why

You never, ever, ever see me in his threads. I certainly can't recall the last one I was in. This guy is just one of the worse (in terms of character) people here. Just above the nazis and genocide deniers, I suppose

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Callimbmachus
04/30/21 7:05:57 PM
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Callimbmachus posted...
This is extremely, extremely wrong. He's gone into threads to mock suicidal people. He's claimed to have abused his animals. God, I can't even type up what he's said about 14 year olds. This dude is one of the most universally reviled people here and his fake stories are far from the only reason why

You never, ever, ever see me in his threads. I certainly can't recall the last one I was in. This guy is just one of the worse (in terms of character) people here. Just above the nazis and genocide deniers, I suppose
to build - like, i feel like you're just defending him because you're projecting a bit of yourself onto him since you're only familiar with his threads regarding success

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SomeLikeItHoth
04/30/21 7:06:14 PM
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Callimbmachus posted...
He's gone into threads to mock suicidal people. He's claimed to have abused his animals.
Can you post proof of this? Or are you just going along with what other people say about him.

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DarkRoast
04/30/21 7:12:01 PM
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The largest check I've ever gotten is when I had a month of moonlighting, plus my salary and quarterly bonus all land at once. Felt so good.

Then I dumped it all into my student loans.

Felt bad.


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No_U_L7
04/30/21 7:14:06 PM
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Callimbmachus posted...

This is extremely, extremely wrong. He's gone into threads to mock suicidal people. He's claimed to have abused his animals. God, I can't even type up what he's said about 14 year olds. This dude is one of the most universally reviled people here and his fake stories are <u>far</u> from the only reason why

You never, ever, ever see me in his threads. I certainly can't recall the last one I was in. This guy is just one of the worse (in terms of character) people here. Just above the nazis and genocide deniers, I suppose


Yeah none of that happened lol

I've never even owned a pet, so no clue how I would abuse one
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KaZooo
04/30/21 7:17:24 PM
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401k? More like, 50k

Hahahahhaaha

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fan357
04/30/21 7:18:44 PM
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I dont recall getting a check when I rolled over my 401k.

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armandro
04/30/21 7:20:10 PM
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lmao at ppl saying TC makes up stories

omg if hes making up stories can you fake be happy for him?

whats the issue?


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Kitt
04/30/21 7:24:04 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
whoa what, is this on an alt i dont know about or what
He definitely posts weird, and sometimes suspect shit sometimes. Especially in regards to underaged girls and incest.

But the way I see it, anyone that spends 10+ years commiting to a gimmick probably have mental issues, so this isn't too shocking tbh.

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No_U_L7
04/30/21 7:25:58 PM
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Kitt posted...

He definitely posts weird, and sometimes suspect shit sometimes. Especially in regards to underaged girls and incest.

But the way I see it, anyone that spends 10+ years commiting to a gimmick probably have mental issues, so this isn't too shocking tbh.


i don't think ive ever said anything that weird about underaged girls, i prefer girls younger (18-22 range) tho

incest yes, that's my fetish
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MedeaLysistrata
04/30/21 7:25:59 PM
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Buy yourself something nice TC

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3PiesAndAFork
04/30/21 7:29:23 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
i don't think ive ever said anything that weird about underaged girls, i prefer girls younger (18-22 range) tho

incest yes, that's my fetish
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harley2280
04/30/21 7:38:07 PM
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If it's for a 401K rollover you had better deposit it into your new 401K asap. You've got 60 days to do so.
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Delirious_Beard
04/30/21 7:45:20 PM
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how in the hell are there still people who fall for scofield topics

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No_U_L7
04/30/21 7:46:23 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
how in the hell are there still people who fall for scofield topics


how did you get off my ignore list..
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