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Ermac
04/30/21 5:31:07 PM
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She cancelled her other plans because she really wants to see you, its been too long. She also mentioned she isnt on her period, which is a clue for you know what

Only problem is, you just did the deed right before she called. You spanked it sore too, it was a good one

what do you do?

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Southernfatman
04/30/21 5:32:10 PM
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Her

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MacadamianNut3
04/30/21 5:32:27 PM
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Dump her since she's trying to make me disappoint Jesus

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AThirstyCamel
04/30/21 5:33:21 PM
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If ya can't cum in her cum on her
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Biscotti
04/30/21 5:44:56 PM
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Say you have jock itch, but point to your tongue and wink.

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IronWolf87
04/30/21 5:45:53 PM
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Tell her she has the wrong number and go back to my solitude.
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Turbam
04/30/21 5:48:11 PM
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They don't call me two pump Turb for nothing!

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Jabodie
04/30/21 5:50:32 PM
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Get the snorkle if you nawmsayn

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DravenRainrix
04/30/21 5:53:00 PM
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When I was 20, I'd wait 20 minutes and be gtg.
I'm 42 now so I'd tell her I'll make her nice cuppa and run her a bath and pray to God, that in a few hours she'll have forgotten about sex and opened some nice biscuits instead.

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NoxObscuras
04/30/21 5:53:56 PM
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Weird scenario. My libido is high enough that I can deed minutes before she arrives and still want to have sex with her. Soreness be damned, she's getting it lol.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/30/21 5:54:43 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Weird scenario. My libido is high enough that I can deed minutes before she arrives and still want to have sex with her. Soreness be damned, she's getting it lol.

This. I never got to a point that I couldn't be ready again.

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__poi_____
04/30/21 5:56:45 PM
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Enjoy a platonic night together so you don't risk the chance of breeding a spawn and destroying the earth.

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Demon1050
04/30/21 6:24:35 PM
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Tongue still in great working order and honestly that's as good or better than sex for me anyway. Makes you feel like such a man.
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