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UnfairRepresent
04/29/21 6:59:15 AM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine your perfect girl to be, from appearance to personality to career.

Except for the fact she absolutely loves guns, collects several, is a card carrying member of the NRA and some of her favorite activities are going off shooting with her mates.

There is no way around it if you date her, guns are going go be around.



Could you date her?

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SomeLikeItHoth
04/29/21 6:59:59 AM
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Cool. I love guns.

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Flauros
04/29/21 7:14:44 AM
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Nukazie
04/29/21 7:26:50 AM
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yes pls

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Mistere Man
04/29/21 7:33:48 AM
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The perfect girl but she is a fully fledged gun fanatic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM

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JuanCarlos1
04/29/21 11:02:46 AM
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Being a gun lover doesnt have to be incompatible with believing in common sense laws

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AThirstyCamel
04/30/21 9:40:05 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
So the perfect girl.


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ApherosyLove
04/30/21 9:40:09 PM
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If I call a magazine a "clip" does she triggered?

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BloodMoon7
04/30/21 9:40:56 PM
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Guns and knives couple in the making. I'll charge in with my small thing and she can shoot it out from her big thing.

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Choco
04/30/21 9:41:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
member of the NRA
doesn't that mean she's american?

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Paragon21XX
04/30/21 9:46:41 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
is a card carrying member of the NRA
So almost very nearly the perfect girl (the above being the only detraction from her perfection).

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TerraSeeker
04/30/21 10:39:29 PM
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Cool. She can teach how to shoot and stuff.

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Master_Bass
04/30/21 10:42:04 PM
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No, I wouldn't date anyone that still supported the NRA after it's been revealed how big of a scam it all was, and that it was a Russian puppet.

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Vicious_Dios
04/30/21 10:48:12 PM
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So, when is the tc gonna get to the downside?


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UnfairRepresent
05/01/21 4:18:18 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
If I call a magazine a "clip" does she triggered?
yes

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Dark_Spiret
05/01/21 8:27:06 AM
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id like to think if she was a gun nut she wouldnt have anything to do with the NRA.
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spikethedevil
05/01/21 8:28:14 AM
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No.

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Mistere Man
05/01/21 8:29:04 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
yes
Angry makeup gun sex!

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Slayer_22
05/01/21 8:32:19 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
So, when is the tc gonna get to the downside?


I was waiting for that too.
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mooreandrew58
05/01/21 8:33:34 AM
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Sounds like the perfect girl. I can take or leave the NRA.to the people bashing them even if you knew all these things to be true there is still benefits to being a member. Like they will hire you a lawyer for a gun related crime like it was self defense but the legality was dicey enough for you to get arrested. So in a way paying for a membership is like paying for a type of insurance.

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KnightofShikari
05/01/21 8:38:04 AM
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Relient_K
05/01/21 8:39:22 AM
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I do not like guns. I do not like being around guns. I will never understand people who are effectively sexually attracted to guns.

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KnightofShikari
05/01/21 8:48:11 AM
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i really only like movie/tv guns though



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mooreandrew58
05/01/21 8:48:31 AM
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Relient_K posted...
I do not like guns. I do not like being around guns. I will never understand people who are effectively sexually attracted to guns.

Id be weirded out too if someone was sexually attracted to guns. But guns unlike other weapons can satisfy a desire for an adreniline rush based on just how loud they are when fired plus the recoil.

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Flauros
05/01/21 8:52:44 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
i really only like movie/tv guns though

you can get those IRL though.

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KnightofShikari
05/01/21 9:07:00 AM
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Flauros posted...
you can get those IRL though.
the beretta 93r to create robocop's auto 9 is incredibly expensive and would require taking it to a gunsmith to fashion into the shape of the auto 9

the p90 civilian version has an extended barrel so wouldn't be as sleek, and also wouldn't have 50 rounds in the mag

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/01/21 9:07:48 AM
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So she is wife material is what this breaks down to, there is literally no downside, she is the kind of woman many would fight over.

Edit: She needs a good blade to complement those firearms, a melee weapon is a nice option to have.

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Dark_Spiret
05/01/21 9:12:43 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
the p90 civilian version has an extended barrel so wouldn't be as sleek, and also wouldn't have 50 rounds in the mag
those 50round p90 mags are legal in most of the US and are sold in most places that sell magazines.
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WilliamPorygon
05/01/21 9:26:56 AM
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No, that's a complete deal-breaker

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Ilishe
05/01/21 9:27:48 AM
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The perfect girl is not a gun loving psycho

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Lokison
05/01/21 9:28:46 AM
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So.... she can protect the home while I'm away, is badass, sexy, smart, and.... perfect?

Legit, wheres the downside?

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ReignFury
05/01/21 9:29:10 AM
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Sounds perfect to me

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EzeDoesIt
05/01/21 9:29:41 AM
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As long as shes willing to leave the garbage NRA and join the Socialist Rifle Association instead, Im cool with it!

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UnfairRepresent
05/02/21 1:18:52 PM
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Lokison posted...
So.... she can protect the home while I'm away, is badass, sexy, smart, and.... perfect?

Legit, wheres the downside?
Well statistically she's more likely to kill a loved one by mistake than protect the home.

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Paragon21XX
05/02/21 1:21:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well statistically she's more likely to kill a loved one by mistake than protect the home.
Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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