Current Events > My fiancee broke things off with me today

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gunplagirl
04/30/21 2:47:38 PM
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FlameTurtle posted...
it was my flawless skin, wasn't it. That's what you were after, my amazingly soft and clear skin
I told you before, I don't want to make you into a skinsuit.

Incidentally, I've read that when a cadaver is drained of all the blood blood it turns especially pale. And I like pale things. Pale shiny pokemon. Monochrome outfits, if that counts. Skulls. Heck, I bought a mask yesterday simply because it has skulls on it and I thought to myself "skulls are cute."

Why yes, I've been reading a lot of poetry by Robert Browning lately, why do you ask?

Callimbmachus posted...
Nono, I'm saying it's your turn to reciprocate

Show her u love her like she loves u
All right. I think I'll need a little bit of time but I have to do this right. Make it personal. Show her that I really care.

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FlameTurtle
04/30/21 2:49:42 PM
#156:


skulls are pretty cool...

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Strider102
04/30/21 2:49:46 PM
#157:


FlameTurtle posted...
it was my flawless skin, wasn't it. That's what you were after, my amazingly soft and clear skin

Now we're getting somewhere. She clearly wants to make a FlameTurtle suit! Meanwhile Goodbye Horses is playing in the background.

In other words, gunplagirl wants to be inside your body.

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FlameTurtle
04/30/21 2:51:57 PM
#158:


Strider102 posted...


In other words, gunplagirl wants to be inside your body.
well

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berlyman101
04/30/21 3:01:08 PM
#159:


it's surprisingly easy to drain the blood from small mammals :)

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gunplagirl
04/30/21 3:05:59 PM
#160:


FlameTurtle posted...
skulls are pretty cool...
Not as cool as the topic I made

berlyman101 posted...
it's surprisingly easy to drain the blood from small mammals :)
Sounds scary.

I'm in.

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Callimbmachus
04/30/21 3:14:22 PM
#161:


gunplagirl posted...
All right. I think I'll need a little bit of time but I have to do this right. Make it personal. Show her that I really care.
proud of u <3

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meralonne
04/30/21 6:22:35 PM
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This is a topic.

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Callimbmachus
05/01/21 11:00:22 AM
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https://i.ibb.co/VWtt21n/planktonflame-01.jpg

Don't let the flame die out!


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gunplagirl
05/01/21 11:45:21 AM
#165:


shockthemonkey posted...
fixd?
I don't know if she's a top or switch, now that you mention it

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Callimbmachus
05/01/21 11:47:37 AM
#166:


well whatre you waiting for fool - slide in her DMs and find out

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gunplagirl
05/01/21 11:50:43 AM
#167:


But I don't want her for sex. I want her fo her money. First she has to get rich though, which is why I'm getting in on the ground floor. I'll get money as she gets rich, and again in the divorce.

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Callimbmachus
05/01/21 11:53:02 AM
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wow, the long con betrayal. your evil plan just out in the open like that (and you give me shit for spilling the beans)

unless you're just so sure the plan will work that outright telling her wouldn't change anything

in which case, brava

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FlameTurtle
05/01/21 11:54:45 AM
#169:


Update: just found out that Im being used for my money, not my body. She doesnt think that Im a qt3.14 Chad...

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gunplagirl
05/01/21 12:08:47 PM
#171:


Callimbmachus posted...
wow, the long con betrayal. your evil plan just out in the open like that (and you give me shit for spilling the beans)

unless you're just so sure the plan will work that outright telling her wouldn't change anything

in which case, brava
I didn't say anything about my real goal, aka project catcher in the rye

FlameTurtle posted...
Update: just found out that Im being used for my money, not my body. She doesnt think that Im a qt3.14 Chad...
That's because a girl would be Chanina, a Chad Janina.

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I happen to value the innocence of sweet girls like flamey. And besides, I may be a pervert and horny and love dating sims and stuff, but that doesn't mean I wanna bang every girl. Maybe I just wanna date them because they're cute and sweet and I wanna raise their confidence and get some cuddles out of it while seeing how everything else goes. Let them get some experience in figuring out who they are in a relationship.

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BlackHorse6969
05/01/21 12:09:24 PM
#172:


Lol at all the white knight CEmen talking about having empathy and shit.

congratulations you played yourself

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Strider102
05/01/21 12:10:47 PM
#174:


More twists then an M Night Shyamalan movie.

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gunplagirl
05/01/21 12:11:37 PM
#175:


BlackHorse6969 posted...
Lol at all the white knight CEmen talking about having empathy and shit.

congratulations you played yourself
Those CEmen with empathy are kings.

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Also maybe get my boobies sucked on while I'm at it, but that's just a thing I can't control, I'm like a damn cow and these babies ache when they don't get that consistently. ;-;


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FlameTurtle
05/01/21 12:18:56 PM
#176:


gunplagirl posted...
Maybe I just wanna date them because they're cute and sweet
Whos the lucky lady?

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gunplagirl
05/01/21 12:20:03 PM
#177:


FlameTurtle posted...
Whos the lucky lady?
Flamey wamey the turtle

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FlameTurtle
05/01/21 12:21:47 PM
#178:


Ok maybe we can workshop pet names later

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gunplagirl
05/01/21 12:26:24 PM
#179:


I wanna be "mommy big milk with the moo cow titties" if that's all right. I know it's a mouthful.

But so am I. ;)

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Pandamonic
05/01/21 12:42:24 PM
#180:


Tfw I will never be loved like this.
Not even for my money.
FlameTurtle doesn't know what she's missing smh.

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FlameTurtle
05/01/21 12:47:02 PM
#181:


Idk I have a pretty big mouth

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gunplagirl
05/01/21 1:04:28 PM
#182:


FlameTurtle posted...
Idk I have a pretty big mouth
I have pretty big boobs

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