Current Events > Scenario: You just accidentally ruined your sister's best clothes on prom night

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UnfairRepresent
04/26/21 1:35:52 PM
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Your sister has a bundle of washing when suddenly her phone rings. She hands the bundle to you and goes "Put these in the wash for me." and rushes off to answer her phone. You know exactly whose calling, it's Brad the heartthrob captain of the basketball team/one of the most popular kids in school. Your sister is totally infatuated with him and has been bragging that he invited her to the prom for weeks.

You shove her clothes in the wash with all the care and grace of a Wal-Mart worker shoving their 278th shopping cart of the day back to the line. Then turn the machine on and walk off.

Later there is a shrill noise:

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH! NO NO NO! What have you done!?" You hear your sister shriek. You go to investigate and discover her holding her clothes from their freshly finished wash... Except they are all much smaller.

Whoops. You washed them at 130F and they shrunk! Now they all don't fit. It's also way too late to go out and buy anything new before prom. That was your sister's best dress and most fancy clothes. All she has left is cheap gym/casual wear and school stuff.

"Now Brad's going to think I'm a total loser and dump me for that whore Taeyang. Thanks for ruining my life you asshole!" Your sister furiously shouts at you while tears form in her eyes before she starts profusely crying. "How could you do this to me?"



She seems really angry and upset.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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nothanks1
04/26/21 1:37:08 PM
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what the fuck is 130f

at least pretend to use the proper units since you claim to be trapepd in the UK for years now
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HighOnSolar
04/26/21 1:37:26 PM
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brads heart aint gonna be the only thing throbbing if she shows up in tiny clothes

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monkmith
04/26/21 1:37:59 PM
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i ignore the teen drama over an event that'll lose all meaning within days of graduation.

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UnfairRepresent
04/26/21 1:42:28 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
brads heart aint gonna be the only thing throbbing if she shows up in tiny clothes
Yeah he'd probably have a big headache wondering why your sister turned up in awkward clothes that blatantly do not fit.

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HighOnSolar
04/26/21 1:43:29 PM
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right a big headache thats what I said

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UnfairRepresent
04/26/21 3:34:00 PM
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monkmith posted...
i ignore the teen drama over an event that'll lose all meaning within days of graduation.
Some people remember their prom for their entire life

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Machete
04/26/21 3:36:44 PM
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Wtf dude Taeyang is NOT a whore
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UnfairRepresent
04/26/21 6:42:46 PM
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Machete posted...
Wtf dude Taeyang is NOT a whore
I think she's just jealous that she might lose Brad to her thanks to you.

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3PiesAndAFork
04/26/21 6:45:17 PM
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Suggest she lose some weight so she can fit into her dress.

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UnfairRepresent
04/27/21 3:30:53 AM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Suggest she lose some weight so she can fit into her dress.
The prom is tonight though,

What's she supposed to do? remove her ribcage?

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BloodMoon7
04/27/21 3:34:19 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The prom is tonight though,

What's she supposed to do? remove her ribcage?
Yeah why not?

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