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Scotty_Rogers
04/26/21 11:44:05 AM
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Ya's wife old acquaintance back when she was in high school. He was the awkward teenage boy who had a crush on her and would spam her on Facebook. Now he's homeless and holding a katana wearing a fedora

"I still love you! You deserve me! Not this man!" Hes crying and shit

Wat do

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/26/21 11:56:43 AM
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Have the police arrest him for being a wedding crasher or have security haul him off the premisses/out of the venue.

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R1masher
04/26/21 11:57:35 AM
#3:


Dance battle

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SquirtleSkwad
04/26/21 11:57:47 AM
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A lot of the men in my family are big guys. Wouldn't worry about it for long.

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Strider102
04/26/21 12:00:32 PM
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Unknown to him I am a level 90 Sorcerer and open a portal to the man eating fedora realm in his fedora.

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Paragon21XX
04/26/21 12:00:46 PM
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Send my posse...I mean groomsmen over to make him produce his wedding invitation or make him leave if he doesn't have one, but only after they rough him up a bit including snapping his fake Japanese sword in two and ripping his fedora (or more likely a trilby) in half.

Obviously I have no tolerance for stalkers.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/26/21 12:06:10 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
A lot of the men in my family are big guys. Wouldn't worry about it for long.

But he got a katana

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Strider102
04/26/21 12:08:43 PM
#8:


Wait a minute. It's not this kid all grown up is it?

https://youtu.be/Tlwda9S58Lg

Because if it is I'm outta there.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/26/21 1:32:09 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Wait a minute. It's not this kid all grown up is it?

https://youtu.be/Tlwda9S58Lg

Because if it is I'm outta there.



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UnfairRepresent
04/26/21 6:44:28 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Wait a minute. It's not this kid all grown up is it?

https://youtu.be/Tlwda9S58Lg

Because if it is I'm outta there.
I love that scream at the end

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Wii_Shaker
04/26/21 6:45:48 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
But he got a katana
Duel this loser right then and there.

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Returning_CEmen
04/26/21 6:49:13 PM
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He would disappear

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BloodMoon7
04/26/21 6:50:40 PM
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*draws two katanas*


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HODL
04/26/21 6:53:25 PM
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I whip it out and respect my wife in front of him.
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