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Heartomaton
04/25/21 9:39:21 PM
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I can fly.

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Wii_Shaker
04/25/21 9:39:52 PM
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You can't fly. You can't fight. You can't crow.

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indica
04/25/21 9:39:58 PM
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Teach me

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Smackems
04/25/21 9:40:11 PM
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I'm hovering rn

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Heartomaton
04/25/21 9:42:47 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
You can't fly.

Yes I can.

You can't fight.

Yes I can.

You can't crow.

You got me there.

indica posted...
Teach me

No.

Smackems posted...
I'm hovering rn

Hovering is the karate of defying gravity.

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RetsuZaiZen
04/25/21 9:43:05 PM
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I believe I can.

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ThirstForBLOOD
04/25/21 9:44:00 PM
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I believe I can fly
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indica
04/25/21 9:44:07 PM
#8:


Prove it

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Nukazie
04/25/21 9:44:15 PM
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i believe i can fly

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Alteres
04/25/21 9:44:24 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Yes I can.

Yes I can.

You got me there.

No.

Hovering is the karate of defying gravity.
Ruffio still thinks youre a punk.

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Heartomaton
04/25/21 9:44:29 PM
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indica posted...
Prove it

No.

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Heartomaton
04/25/21 9:44:58 PM
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Alteres posted...
Ruffio still thinks youre a punk.

Well I think he's a punk.

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ApherosyLove
04/25/21 9:46:48 PM
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brestugo
04/25/21 9:51:06 PM
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Took a yoga class once and the guru (this wasn't some soccer mom class with a "yoga instructor") claimed he could levitate. After 6 weeks of his ass still on the ground, I quit.


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indica
04/25/21 10:18:35 PM
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brestugo posted...
Took a yoga class once and the guru (this wasn't some soccer mom class with a "yoga instructor") claimed he could levitate. After 6 weeks of his ass still on the ground, I quit.
lol. What were you expecting?

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What_
04/25/21 10:18:54 PM
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ThirstForBLOOD posted...
I believe I can fly

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samurai bandit
04/25/21 10:19:13 PM
#18:


Yes I can. Only once though

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Laserion
04/25/21 10:32:42 PM
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You just have to throw yourself at the floor and miss. This can be achieved if you are distracted at just the right moment before hitting the ground.

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Wedge Antilles
04/25/21 10:33:32 PM
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They fly now?

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brestugo
04/25/21 10:56:18 PM
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brestugo posted...
Took a yoga class once and the guru (this wasn't some soccer mom class with a "yoga instructor") claimed he could levitate. After 6 weeks of his ass still on the ground, I quit.

indica posted...
lol. What were you expecting?

Well I was just hoping to learn relaxation and focus techniques. But if the guy starts saying he can levitate, then fucking levitate. Otherwise don't bring it up. If anyone could levitate, he looked liked the guy that would be it. Six weeks later, his ass is still on the floor.

Good class though. I still do some of the simpler breathing exercises.

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indica
04/26/21 5:47:12 AM
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brestugo posted...
Well I was just hoping to learn relaxation and focus techniques. But if the guy starts saying he can levitate, then fucking levitate. Otherwise don't bring it up. If anyone could levitate, he looked liked the guy that would be it. Six weeks later, his ass is still on the floor.

Good class though. I still do some of the simpler breathing exercises.
I'm glad it was a good class. Breathing exercises can be super helpful. I think the rule here is if someone says they can do something unusual, they either do it right there or they're lying.

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brestugo
04/26/21 7:56:39 AM
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indica posted...
I'm glad it was a good class. Breathing exercises can be super helpful. I think the rule here is if someone says they can do something unusual, they either do it right there or they're lying.
Well, I was in my early 20s and experimenting with new ideas. In general, I agree with your assessment.

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Rathinor
04/26/21 7:58:08 AM
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Nukazie posted...
i believe i can fly
Do you think about it every night and day?
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TwoDoorPC
04/26/21 8:06:24 AM
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i'm pretty fly, for a white guy

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brestugo
04/26/21 8:55:13 AM
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TwoDoorPC posted...
i'm pretty fly, for a white guy
Wasn't that a user here?

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brestugo
04/26/21 2:59:25 PM
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The real question is, "if offered the chance to be able to fly, would you?"

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Nazanir
04/26/21 3:01:17 PM
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Can you fly Bobby?

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