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CableZL 04/25/21 11:24:14 AM #1: |
https://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/maricopa/police-arrest-arizona-man-after-finding-his-severed-finger
The Casa Grande Dispatch reported that the Maricopa Police Department said Kevin Johnson was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway. Francesca Wikoff told police she found the finger April 15 after discovering her vehicle had two slashed tires on one side. Johnson was arrested on multiple charges, including criminal damage. Online court records did not list an attorney for Johnson who could comment on his behalf. Wow Did he not notice he was missing a finger or something? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarDestroyer 04/25/21 11:25:28 AM #2: |
Maybe he was severly intoxicated or high on some really good shit.
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LincolnDuncan 04/25/21 11:30:22 AM #3: |
He was probably thinking, oh damn that hurt, I should go.
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Lordgold666 04/25/21 12:49:00 PM #4: |
Way to finger yourself to the crime
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Vicious_Dios 04/25/21 12:49:56 PM #5: |
What a doofus.
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Freddie_Mercury 04/25/21 12:57:35 PM #6: |
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Southernfatman 04/25/21 1:00:08 PM #7: |
Freddie_Mercury posted...
I guess he... He was caught red handed. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 04/25/21 1:00:34 PM #8: |
Is this the knife equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot?
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