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BloodMoon7
04/25/21 2:59:39 AM
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I was given this chocolate bunny. I thought it was hollow or something so I tried biting off the head.

It's rock solid, chocolate all the way. My hands are too small and weak, I can't snap off the ears.

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nfearurspecimn
04/25/21 3:00:19 AM
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I will help you eat it

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viewmaster_pi
04/25/21 3:01:07 AM
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you are weak. eat it before it eats you. that is the way of the world

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electricbugs2
04/25/21 3:01:08 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier
04/25/21 3:02:34 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...

smashy smashy

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BloodMoon7
04/25/21 3:06:59 AM
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You guys keep suggesting smashing whenever I have food problems.

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MabusIncarnate
04/25/21 3:08:18 AM
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Drill a hole in it and smash it another way

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Pome
04/25/21 3:08:30 AM
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Melt it in a pot
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coh
04/25/21 3:08:35 AM
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Figured they were all hollow and if not at least had a creme or caramel filling.

how big is it
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BloodMoon7
04/25/21 3:10:40 AM
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coh posted...
Figured they were all hollow and if not at least had a creme or caramel filling.

how big is it
It's hollow after all. I just found out, apparantly I'm just really weak.

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tenlaar2
04/25/21 3:11:10 AM
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The heavier you breathe while gnawing on it the easier it will get.
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BloodMoon7
04/25/21 3:12:27 AM
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tenlaar2 posted...
The heavier you breathe while gnawing on it the easier it will get.
I bet it will also help if I choke on it, is that it?
>_>

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BloodMoon7
04/25/21 3:15:13 AM
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I successfully ate the head. I will now store the body and forget it's there for several months.

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viewmaster_pi
04/25/21 3:20:48 AM
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that's not a good idea, the creature will grow a new body from the head hole and split into two, you know how rabbits reproduce so fast

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Tom Clark
04/25/21 3:22:58 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I successfully ate the head. I will now store the body and forget it's there for several months.

Boy, this is a sentence you don't want to hear out of context...

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MabusIncarnate
04/25/21 3:23:11 AM
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TC is low key one of the best CEgals

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BloodMoon7
04/25/21 3:27:44 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
Boy, this is a sentence you don't want to hear out of context...
Wdym I gave it a swift death by decapitation rather than crushing the body with blunt force trauma as CE suggested. I'm a woman of mercy.

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Smackems
04/25/21 4:14:56 AM
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I eat those whole things in one go

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BloodMoon7
04/25/21 4:15:25 AM
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You guys are intense.

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viewmaster_pi
04/25/21 4:16:05 AM
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just have your maid eat it, she's stronger than you'll EVER be

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TheoryzC
04/25/21 4:16:10 AM
#23:


I'm sorry I ate your chocolate squirrel

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Smackems
04/25/21 4:17:25 AM
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Boy I'll fuck up a chocolate animal

I'll go barbarian on that bitch

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FarmDog
04/25/21 4:21:43 AM
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Yeah, theyre a pain I remember.

Used to get the Santa Claus ones back in the day but they were hollow.


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Trumble
04/26/21 6:00:19 PM
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With their mouths, duh.

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uwnim
04/26/21 6:02:43 PM
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You stick the ears in your mouth and like suck on them for a bit while they soften up. Then you bite down and remove the ears.

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BloodMoon7
04/26/21 6:11:06 PM
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Hawt

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Jiek_Fafn
04/26/21 6:13:52 PM
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Just swallow it whole. It'll melt in your tummy.

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