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au_gold
04/24/21 6:27:42 PM
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The good kind of ass?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/24/21 6:41:18 PM
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It kinda disturbs me that Shang Tsu could break the rules so blatantly from what I am hearing. The whole point of the tournament is to decide if outworld can invade after so many wins.

Why didnt Raiden go to a higher up with hard proof of the violation ?

(I have not seen the movie but I do know this is pretty much a prequel in nature)

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CyricZ
04/24/21 7:03:18 PM
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I must go consult with the Elder Gods!

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kuwab0
04/24/21 7:05:12 PM
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Joel95
04/24/21 7:05:35 PM
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By video game movie standards, it was damn good and definitely better than the 95 version.
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Joel95
04/24/21 7:07:47 PM
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Btw look up the definition of literally.
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Tyranthraxus
04/24/21 7:08:04 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
It kinda disturbs me that Shang Tsu could break the rules so blatantly from what I am hearing. The whole point of the tournament is to decide if outworld can invade after so many wins.

Why didnt Raiden go to a higher up with hard proof of the violation ?

(I have not seen the movie but I do know this is pretty much a prequel in nature)

Yeah it's dumb. Historically Goro was such a fucking badass that he killed every combatant every tournament until he finally lost in they last one. That doesn't happen in this movie it's about Shang Tsung taking cheap shots and killing them before the tournament even starts.

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ekie
04/24/21 7:10:05 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
It's really not


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Tsukasa1891
04/24/21 7:20:25 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
goros Always a jobber tho
Didn't he have a 20+ kill streak before losing in the 90s movie?
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Offworlder1
04/24/21 7:27:25 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Yeah it's dumb. Historically Goro was such a fucking badass that he killed every combatant every tournament until he finally lost in they last one. That doesn't happen in this movie it's about Shang Tsung taking cheap shots and killing them before the tournament even starts.
..............................Are you serious ?!, So instead of actually fighting in the tournament Shang Tsung is doing what amounts to assassinating the competition when Raiden actively knows about it but never goes to the Elder Gods about it when a rule of the tournament clearly states:
"the defending realm's fighters cannot be attacked by the opposing realm's fighters until the tournament begins.".

"Any violation of the above rules is considered an act of treason against the realms and the Elder Gods themselves, and will be dealt with accordingly and swiftly."
This rule right here is why I ask how the fuck Raiden does not immediately have an Elder God come to Earth to see that Shang Tsung is violating one of the major rules so Earth has little to no chance.

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Tyranthraxus
04/24/21 7:32:00 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Are you serious ?!,

It gets dumber. Shang Tsung acknowledges within the movie that what he's doing is against the rules and he'd be in deep shit of the elder gods caught him. Then eventually Raiden catches him red handed, let's him go, then he leaves, comes back and does it again, and then Raiden sends the earth realm warriors to assassinate the outrealm champions outside of mortal kombat.

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Offworlder1
04/24/21 7:41:27 PM
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Did anyone hit Raiden in the head really hard before or after catching Shang Tsung red handed ? If so it could be bullshitted away as a "Son Goku" moment.

Raiden is suppose to be the protector of Earth, having Earth's champions fight Outworld's champions other then in defense is him breaking the rules himself. Raiden in 95's movie was all about making sure no one fucked with the rules BEFORE the tournament began.

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PesticideDream
04/24/21 8:10:09 PM
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I enjoyed some parts of it, overall it was a fun but really dumb time. Cole was an absolutely useless waste of time, dude doesn't do a damn thing of relevance the entire film and is boring. He replaced Johnny Cage literally because they didn't want a white person; they could have at least had Liu Kang or Kung Lao lead it instead for an Asian lead. The birthmark shit and arcana powers was really stupid. Kung Lao, Kano, and Sub-Zero vs Scorpion save the movie, I feel like if it weren't for them, the movie would have been complete dogshit. The opening segment was really promising, too, and some of the fatalities were pretty cool.
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Number090684
04/24/21 8:18:10 PM
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Imagine going to watch a Mortal Kombat movie and expecting it to be good. It's not like people play the ganes for the story. Let's be real here.
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Makeveli_lives
04/24/21 8:33:31 PM
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Number090684 posted...
Imagine going to watch a Mortal Kombat movie and expecting it to be good. It's not like people play the ganes for the story. Let's be real here.
People absolutely play mortal kombat for the story for the last decade. Also the fighting obviously but in every other modern fighting game I feel like the story is ignored completely.

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weekoldhotdog
04/24/21 8:39:15 PM
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I liked how the film embraced that ANYWHERE could be a battlefield, just like in the games.

But that's the only thing I liked about the film.

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Tyranthraxus
04/24/21 8:41:57 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
I liked how the film embraced that ANYWHERE could be a battlefield, just like in the games.

But that's the only thing I liked about the film.

That wasn't the problem. The problem is they established a tournament with rules and then ignored all the rules and then the tournament never even happened.

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Prestoff
04/24/21 8:42:42 PM
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Dang, I was pretty hyped for this movie but it looks like story telling went into the back burner when making this movie.

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Offworlder1
04/24/21 8:45:55 PM
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The nano second Raiden saw rule breaking by Shang Tsung should have been a huge "you done fucked up" with a shit eating grin by Raiden before calling in the Elder Gods. Especially if Shang Tsung knew he would be fucked HARD if anyone discovered he was breaking the rules.

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VIIVincent
04/24/21 8:56:18 PM
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Cole adds nothing to the movie. This is the biggest eye sore.
You watched the trailer? Sorry, that was the movie.


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Prestoff
04/24/21 8:57:58 PM
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VIIVincent posted...
Cole adds nothing to the movie. This is the biggest eye sore.
You watched the trailer? Sorry, that was the movie.

The trailer kicked ass and made many people hyped af for the movie, too bad it sounds like a mess though. The video game movie curse continues to this day.

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Taharqa_
04/24/21 8:58:49 PM
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Fuck y'all that movie was fire.

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Zodd3224
04/24/21 8:59:04 PM
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I cant believe people told me it was good. Would rather watch the first two than that one again.

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Makeveli_lives
04/24/21 8:59:06 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
That wasn't the problem. The problem is they established a tournament with rules and then ignored all the rules and then the tournament never even happened.
The tournament hasn't started yet though.

I do wish Raiden did more. He can't interfere because he's an elder God and Shang Tsung can interfere because he's not but his role was real minimal

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ModLogic
04/24/21 9:00:46 PM
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Shadowplay
04/24/21 9:09:48 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
It was not a bad movie, especially the first half. But once they started training it felt so fuckin rushed.

and it has possibly the worst editing I have ever seen in a movie. There is a split second cut at around the 54 minute mark that I had to rewind and be like how the fuck did they leave that in the movie? It was so jarring
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Is the editing worse than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNctAdr7jy4


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MICHALECOLE
04/24/21 10:32:57 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
@MICHALECOLE
Is the editing worse than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNctAdr7jy4
Dude

yes its worse, but bohemian rhapsody is absolutely the other movie with painfully noticeable terrible editing
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Tyranthraxus
04/24/21 10:35:51 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Dude

yes its worse, but bohemian rhapsody is absolutely the other movie with painfully noticeable terrible editing
Wait what's wrong with this scene? Is it just the cuts?

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Tyranthraxus
04/24/21 10:37:00 PM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
The tournament hasn't started yet though.

I do wish Raiden did more. He can't interfere because he's an elder God and Shang Tsung can interfere because he's not but his role was real minimal

I mean the tournament hasn't started yet when Tonya Harding kneecapped Nancy Kerrigan but that was still pretty much against the rules.

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MICHALECOLE
04/24/21 10:47:01 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Wait what's wrong with this scene? Is it just the cuts?
I didnt watch the scene he posted, but bohemian rhapsody had god awful cuts where music blends into other music and it jumps with no explanation several times in the movie and youre like wait where are we now?
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Tyranthraxus
04/24/21 10:53:04 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I didnt watch the scene he posted, but bohemian rhapsody had god awful cuts where music blends into other music and it jumps with no explanation several times in the movie and youre like wait where are we now?

I mean I got most of the cuts I think. They show the band working on the song, they start playing the song, they cut to a live performance concert, then they cut to the next act. I think these are called flash forwards in cinematography.

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I Like Toast
04/24/21 10:59:25 PM
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it wasn't a good movie, but it was a fine action flick. Unless you're some insufferable upset about plot changes, in which case you need a lot of self reflection, i don't see how you could say it was bad. It was exactly what you knew it was going to be as an R rated mortal kombat movie. Some cool fights, low plot, thankfully no forced romance subplot, and world building to turn it into a franchise because that's the world we live in. Plus Joe Taslim is great, was wonderful to watch him play sub zero after just finishing up Warrior earlier this month where he really grew on me there.

Though, it does lose 1 star for not using the 90s mortal kombat movie song

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FortuneCookie
04/24/21 11:22:31 PM
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I said I wasn't going to see it, but my sister talked me into it. It's so terrible, it's awesome.

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MMA-SAN
04/24/21 11:50:55 PM
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Cole was such a useless character. Should have been Johnny Cage.
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Zodd3224
04/24/21 11:52:09 PM
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MMA-SAN posted...
Cole was such a useless character. Should have been Johnny Cage.



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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/25/21 12:02:16 AM
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I wanna sniff Mileena's butt

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Dathrowed1
04/25/21 12:16:37 AM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
People absolutely play mortal kombat for the story for the last decade. Also the fighting obviously but in every other modern fighting game I feel like the story is ignored completely.
The story for the reboot has been junks though.

I am still wondering how Shao Kahn was able to deal the souls of Earthrealm warriors and how Quan Chi got Liu Kang's soul

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Tyranthraxus
04/25/21 12:24:04 AM
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I should get around to playing the reboot. Does it start with 9 or 10? The story jumped the shark after 7 so I lost interest after that.

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Prestoff
04/25/21 12:34:35 AM
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MMA-SAN posted...
Cole was such a useless character. Should have been Johnny Cage.

So I just got back from watching the movie in theaters with my pals and I have to agree. Cole feels like those boring ass self inserts isekai protagonists minus all the girls wanting to suck his dick. He added nothing to the story and I honestly felt if he was taken out, they could've put in more time to establish the earth realm fighters. I'm mostly sad they did Kung Lao dirty, but it is kind of to be expected when I learned that Kung Lao was only added in because the actor was really good with fighting (he's part of the Jackie Chan stunt team), but didn't get the part of Liu Kang. They got Mileena completely wrong and Raiden makes no fucking sense in this movie. Like he catches Shang Tsung breaking the fucking rules and not only does he not "consult with the elder gods" about it, but then he decides to break the rules himself. The MK 95' movie whole point was that Raiden was a badass thunder god that could fry the competition, but can't because of the rules of the tournament and puts his trust in the earth realm fighters. MK 95' cast had way better chemistry with each other than this movies casts did.

I probably would like the movie better if I didn't know the lore of Mortal Kombat tbh, like my pals because they seem to call it a good movie. But it is what it is, I did enjoy some bits of the movies like the Scorpion vs Sub-Zero at the end and the Fatality's didn't disappoint. I'm glad they didn't go for the over the top fatality's like in MKX or MK11.

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Lorenzo_2003
04/25/21 1:24:05 AM
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Instead of Johnny Cage, they could have focused on Liu Kang or Sonya Blade, in that order. Sorry, I think Blades character had potential, but I wasnt really feeling that actress. Kano pretty much stole every scene he was in, except the one with Kabal, but theyre both villains, so whatever.

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FortuneCookie
04/25/21 2:02:02 AM
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MMA-SAN posted...
Cole was such a useless character. Should have been Johnny Cage.

Johnny Cage has a good agent. He knew to avoid this movie.
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dave_is_slick
04/25/21 3:17:02 AM
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PrideOfLion posted...
Yeah, 9 > 10 > 11 are a soft reboot trilogy
They're not bad
I'm having a massive brain fart.
MK 1-4, Deadly Alliance, Deception, Armageddon, Reboot, 10, 11. Which one am I missing??

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Guerrilla Soldier
04/25/21 3:21:22 AM
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well, i just saw it. it was. well, it was a movie.

the fatalities were the best part, for sure. most of the casting and acting and direction was pretty poor but i think we all knew that would happen. cole is terrible but it's not like mortal kombat doesn't have terrible characters anyway. hopefully he dies in the next one.

for what it was, it wasn't bad. i wouldn't watch it again. it's not memorable. but it's not the worst thing mortal kombat has put out, not at all. if the next one has a bigger budget and better people working on screen and behind the screen, it could be cool.

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dave_is_slick
04/25/21 3:27:17 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
I'm having a massive brain fart.
MK 1-4, Deadly Alliance, Deception, Armageddon, Reboot, 10, 11. Which one am I missing??
Wait are they counting Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe? That's the only way they'd get 11.

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KStateKing17
04/25/21 3:42:39 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Wait are they counting Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe? That's the only way they'd get 11.
From what I remember reading, mk vs dc was supposed to be 8 when they first started developing, but it eventually became something else. I don't remember all the details, but I imagine that the death of Midway played a part.

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MICHALECOLE
04/25/21 3:43:19 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
I'm having a massive brain fart.
MK 1-4, Deadly Alliance, Deception, Armageddon, Reboot, 10, 11. Which one am I missing??
I never questioned this ever once

I just knew the reboot was nine
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ModLogic
04/25/21 3:43:34 AM
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Dathrowed1
04/25/21 8:53:45 AM
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Kano could've been a good guy
and the movie would've been better for it.

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