Current Events > What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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Krabs
04/22/21 2:41:01 AM
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I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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pogo_rabid
04/22/21 2:43:07 AM
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Boy, what about me? I can tell you that I graduated from the Navy and participated in Al Qaeda, which killed more than 100 people, trained me to fight the guerrillas and become a good player. Another victim, not all American troops have anything to do with me. I can assure you that I have never seen this world before, I accept my words. Do you think you can talk about these unused things online? Think again, you fool. During my conversation, I caught a secret spy in the US and searched his IP, so I got lost in the storm. I did. The storm takes away all the pity in your life. You are dead boys I can live anywhere, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways and by hand. But I have all the core weapons of the U.S. Marine Corps and use them to finish off your painful asshole. If you know that some of the words wise must have the wrong effect, you will cut out your tongue. But you cant, you cant, because youve paid the price, youre stupid. I curse you and you will drown there. You are a dead child

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Zikten
04/22/21 2:44:20 AM
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hoggys2much
04/22/21 2:46:05 AM
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HODL
04/22/21 2:47:49 AM
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kg88222
04/22/21 3:05:52 AM
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our politicians and supposed leaders are morons and so are a lot of people and need to learn what happiness is and stop forcing their agendas on people. They need to be de-escalated. They are like a disease. I've seen it. Been there done that. Their egos. Not the other way around. Most of these people are mentally ill quacks. If they weren't they'd realize it.
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UnholyMudcrab
04/22/21 3:07:22 AM
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kg88222 posted...
our politicians and supposed leaders are morons and so are a lot of people and need to learn what happiness is and stop forcing their agendas on people. They need to be de-escalated. They are like a disease. I've seen it. Been there done that. Their egos. Not the other way around. Most of these people are mentally ill quacks. If they weren't they'd realize it.
lmao

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kg88222
04/22/21 3:07:47 AM
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Learn how to deal with people. Unfortunately too many people don't know how and think they do.
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Benify
04/22/21 3:17:43 AM
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Gorilla warfare? Is that where you beat someone to death with a banana?

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Zergrush80
04/22/21 3:30:41 AM
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Thought this was a topic about Ninja going off on a kid again.....

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Kisai
04/22/21 3:34:58 AM
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hoggys2much posted...
Imagine using classic memes, but not recognizing one.

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WHO MODS THE MODERATORS?
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Teh_Dr_Phil
04/22/21 3:52:43 AM
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Zikten posted...
https://youtu.be/3QnGx0_mPI4
lmfao

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Mistere Man
04/22/21 3:54:45 AM
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Benify posted...
Gorilla warfare? Is that where you beat someone to death with a banana?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrH7pwBy1ks

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HadoukenZ
04/22/21 3:57:04 AM
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rexcrk
04/22/21 4:14:22 AM
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I love a good classic copypasta

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Sictis
04/22/21 4:18:12 AM
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Zikten posted...
https://youtu.be/3QnGx0_mPI4
I've yet to see one of these pronounce Al-Qaeda properly.

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RyuForce
04/22/21 4:24:23 AM
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@TC

I said: Big MEATY Claws!

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Irony
04/22/21 4:25:56 AM
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Oh blow me
No no blow me

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awesome999
04/22/21 4:28:23 AM
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Guys experiencing the internet for the first time today
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Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/22/21 4:35:03 AM
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Babys first internet

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Naruto_fan_42
04/22/21 4:43:43 AM
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poop knife

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ok, time to go rewatch LotR again
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