Current Events > $50,000,000,000 but you wake up once a month for life to a savage ass-whoopin'.

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Heartomaton
04/22/21 12:45:26 AM
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Skree!


One day in the middle of each month, you will be woken up by a vicious beating that will last 45 seconds.

Any methods of defense or protection will disappear or be rendered useless overnight.

Your attacker will materialize in your room, bust your ass, then de-materialize. He will not show up on film or digital footage.

$50,000,000,000.

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hitokoriX
04/22/21 12:47:03 AM
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Can I block? Do I keep the injuries?

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Heartomaton
04/22/21 12:47:47 AM
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hitokoriX posted...
Can I block? Do I keep the injuries?

You can try, and yes.

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ShineboxPhil
04/22/21 12:48:42 AM
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awesome999
04/22/21 12:48:53 AM
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Long as there's no long term injuries, sure
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toadfan64
04/22/21 12:49:30 AM
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I think so, but what about when I'm older? Will the ass whoopin lessen so it don't kill me?
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ZeroX91
04/22/21 12:49:51 AM
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Can I schedule the assbeatings so the dont happen when i got a lady over?

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/21 12:49:53 AM
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Nah, if it's a savage beating, likely the injuries will kill me in months, considering broken bones, ribs that could puncture a lung, concussions, etc. If not dead, i'd be in a vegetative state before long.

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Zaltera
04/22/21 12:51:16 AM
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I feel like I'd be beaten to death in a few months. I'll pass. Maybe if I were expecting to die soon.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/22/21 12:51:22 AM
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That's training once a month to fight back and still be rich!

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HODL
04/22/21 12:52:13 AM
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Im good.

I got Dogecoin.
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BloodMoon7
04/22/21 12:56:39 AM
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Let's do it.

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Guide
04/22/21 12:57:15 AM
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TC says that no defenses will work, meaning blocking won't work. We are dealing with unblockable blows. That's just asking for irreversible injuries and a short lifespan, no thanks.

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fuming
04/22/21 12:58:18 AM
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No if I can't do the below
Yes if I can hire full time bodyguards to watch over me and prevent the beating

Because I'm not young af anymore and beatings for that long could have devastating effects and make having money not worth it at all. It could easily shorten my life.

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CommunismFTW
04/22/21 1:00:30 AM
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If I could defend myself, even crappily, I'd take the deal. If not, being beaten to within an inch of your life by a combo -- once a month -- is not as long as a gap as you'd think for healing. Eventually you'd die, or be crippled, or get so much CTE you start drooling and won't even know what money is.

Pass.

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Dark_SilverX
04/22/21 1:07:43 AM
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https://m.imgur.com/GvCd9WV

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Iodine
04/22/21 9:02:06 PM
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Guide posted...
That's just asking for irreversible injuries and a short lifespan, no thanks.
This is a really good point.

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