Current Events > The perfect girl, but she's your adopted step-daughter from the war-torn future!

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NeonOctopus 04/14/21 8:54:32 PM #1:	Do you accept her? >_> Hellz yeah! Nah brah! Do you accept her? >_> - Results (39 votes) Hellz yeah! 87.18% (34 votes) 34 Nah brah! 12.82% (5 votes) 5 You're chilling in your bed, getting ready to have a deed when all of a sudden, a chick jumps out of portal from your ceiling and crashes on top of you! After she clumsily dusts herself off (and you quickly get dressed), she immediately goes over to you with a gleeful expression and says "OMG! It's you! I made it! I'm from the future! In my time, you're a legend! You saved the Earth from famine and disease, invented time travel, and adopted tons of orphans from around the world and gave them a home, including me. Plus I secretly thought you were a sexy hunk! <3" But then her expression turns serious for a second, "Unfortunately you were killed by a recent Amazon drone uprising during cyber monday and I 'borrowed' your personal time device to go back in time to prevent it from happening! Uhh, sorry to use it without permission but I'm sure you wouldn't mind, tee hee!" She then explains that all she had to do was tell you to order a 55 gallon drum of lube from Amazon Prime next week and somehow through the butterfly effect, the Amazon drones won't uprise against humanity. Now that she delivered her message, she's free to do whatever. She can either go back to her time (her existence is preserved, don't worry), or she can stay here and be with you. There isn't much going on her life in the future and she won't miss it at all. She just cares about you (both future you and present you) Her time device only has 1 charge left and she has to use it in 10 minutes before it fizzles out. She leaves the choice to you >_> What do you do!? <_< --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952840969] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote> Do you accept her? >_> Hellz yeah! Nah brah! Vote View Results Do you accept her? >_> - Results (39 votes) Hellz yeah! 87.18% (34 votes) 34 Nah brah! 12.82% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form You're chilling in your bed, getting ready to have a deed when all of a sudden, a chick jumps out of portal from your ceiling and crashes on top of you! After she clumsily dusts herself off (and you quickly get dressed), she immediately goes over to you with a gleeful expression and says "OMG! It's you! I made it! I'm from the future! In my time, you're a legend! You saved the Earth from famine and disease, invented time travel, and adopted tons of orphans from around the world and gave them a home, including me. Plus I secretly thought you were a sexy hunk! <3" But then her expression turns serious for a second, "Unfortunately you were killed by a recent Amazon drone uprising during cyber monday and I 'borrowed' your personal time device to go back in time to prevent it from happening! Uhh, sorry to use it without permission but I'm sure you wouldn't mind, tee hee!" She then explains that all she had to do was tell you to order a 55 gallon drum of lube from Amazon Prime next week and somehow through the butterfly effect, the Amazon drones won't uprise against humanity. Now that she delivered her message, she's free to do whatever. She can either go back to her time (her existence is preserved, don't worry), or she can stay here and be with you. There isn't much going on her life in the future and she won't miss it at all. She just cares about you (both future you and present you) Her time device only has 1 charge left and she has to use it in 10 minutes before it fizzles out. She leaves the choice to you >_> What do you do!? <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 04/14/21 8:58:57 PM #2:	I have a girlfriend and she has a life back in the future that I wouldn't want her to ditch for anyone. She can go back. --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:952841118] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>I have a girlfriend and she has a life back in the future that I wouldn't want her to ditch for anyone. She can go back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 04/14/21 9:01:27 PM #3:	Wtf I'm from Alabama now --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:952841201] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Wtf I'm from Alabama now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/14/21 9:01:45 PM #4:	OffTempo posted... he has a life back in the future that I wouldn't want her to ditch for anyone. There ain't much going on in her life. She just chills in your super mansion all day. She's very studious though and isn't a spoiled brat lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952841214] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>he has a life back in the future that I wouldn't want her to ditch for anyone.</quote>There ain't much going on in her life. She just chills in your super mansion all day. She's very studious though and isn't a spoiled brat lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 04/14/21 9:03:06 PM #5:	Check the internet for the winning lotto numbers from the week before and take her time device to get me some money. --- www.thebookofpdr.com. My friends site with bizarre web comics and a strange blog about the weird thoughts going on inside his head. <cite>Antbregante posted [p:952841256] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Check the internet for the winning lotto numbers from the week before and take her time device to get me some money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/14/21 9:03:59 PM #6:	Antbregante posted... Check the internet for the winning lotto numbers from the week before and take her time device to get me some money. with her in tow or nah? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952841289] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Antbregante posted... </cite> <quote>Check the internet for the winning lotto numbers from the week before and take her time device to get me some money.</quote>with her in tow or nah? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 04/14/21 9:06:49 PM #7:	I mean, shes not even my adopted daughter, shes some other version of mes daughter. And now that shes changed the past, we may not even meet in the future, so yeah I say go for it. --- Sign here to get 3rd Person added to Cyberpunk: http://chng.it/L7HVMJWSz4 <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:952841382] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>I mean, shes not even my adopted daughter, shes some other version of mes daughter. And now that shes changed the past, we may not even meet in the future, so yeah I say go for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 04/14/21 9:08:20 PM #8:	i uhhh keep her --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:952841430] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>i uhhh keep her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/14/21 10:24:05 PM #9:	<_< --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952843984] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote><_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 04/14/21 11:11:04 PM #10:	First I ask her if the pandemic is over in her time. If yes, I have her set the time machine for her time, call the cops on her, and travel to her time. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:952845407] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>First I ask her if the pandemic is over in her time. If yes, I have her set the time machine for her time, call the cops on her, and travel to her time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 04/14/21 11:56:00 PM #11:	Is this a parody of an Unfair Represent topic? Pretty sure he's posted something very similar to this before. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:952846593] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Is this a parody of an Unfair Represent topic? Pretty sure he's posted something very similar to this before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 04/15/21 3:58:29 AM #12:	NeonOctopus posted... with her in tow or nah? If she helps me win the lotto and saves the world from evil AI she's a keeper. --- www.thebookofpdr.com. My friends site with bizarre web comics and a strange blog about the weird thoughts going on inside his head. <cite>Antbregante posted [p:952850690] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>with her in tow or nah?</quote>If she helps me win the lotto and saves the world from evil AI she's a keeper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 04/15/21 4:32:21 AM #13:	NeonOctopus posted... Unfortunately you were killed by a recent Amazon drone uprising during cyber monday Jesus Christ what a way to go. I WANT TO GO BACK --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:952851098] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Unfortunately you were killed by a recent Amazon drone uprising during cyber monday</quote>Jesus Christ what a way to go. I WANT TO GO BACK </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 04/15/21 4:35:10 AM #14:	good thing i ordered the lube since i'm ready to take her huge futanari penis --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:952851129] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>good thing i ordered the lube since i'm ready to take her huge futanari penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/15/21 4:46:30 AM #15:	https://www.amazon.com/Ideal-31-2143-Drum-ClearGlide-Lubricant/dp/B00OMY2PT4 --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952851266] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>https://www.amazon.com/Ideal-31-2143-Drum-ClearGlide-Lubricant/dp/B00OMY2PT4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 04/15/21 4:48:15 AM #16:	Chances are if she stayed, I'd never do those amazing things, so pass. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:952851286] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Chances are if she stayed, I'd never do those amazing things, so pass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/15/21 4:50:58 AM #17:	>Not a blood relative >Just met, so I have no familial attachments to this person Works for me. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:952851313] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>>Not a blood relative >Just met, so I have no familial attachments to this person Works for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/15/21 5:00:17 AM #18:	The_Korey posted... >Not a blood relative >Just met, so I have no familial attachments to this person Works for me. What if she slips once in a while and calls you dad? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952851447] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>>Not a blood relative >Just met, so I have no familial attachments to this person Works for me.</quote>What if she slips once in a while and calls you dad? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 04/15/21 5:03:19 AM #19:	NeonOctopus posted... What if she slips once in a while and calls you dad? That's literally a common kink by anybody with daddy issues --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://imgur.com/krtFHol <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:952851493] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>What if she slips once in a while and calls you dad?</quote>That's literally a common kink by anybody with daddy issues </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 04/15/21 5:09:45 AM #20:	I take her device and go 300 years into the future for shits and giggles Sorry family --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:952851583] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>I take her device and go 300 years into the future for shits and giggles Sorry family </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/15/21 5:10:26 AM #21:	NeonOctopus posted... What if she slips once in a while and calls you dad? "Kall me big daddy when ya back that thing up" --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:952851591] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>What if she slips once in a while and calls you dad?</quote> "Kall me big daddy when ya back that thing up" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/15/21 5:11:05 AM #22:	Ilishe posted... I take her device and go 300 years into the future for shits and giggles Sorry family NeonOctopus posted... with her in tow or nah? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952851599] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted... </cite> <quote>I take her device and go 300 years into the future for shits and giggles Sorry family</quote> NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>with her in tow or nah?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 04/15/21 5:21:36 AM #23:	I'm okay with this. --- IDD <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:952851744] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>I'm okay with this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 04/15/21 5:33:15 AM #24:	TC said he was ok with incest in another topic so..... --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:952851868] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>TC said he was ok with incest in another topic so..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/15/21 5:33:45 AM #25:	spikethedevil posted... TC said he was ok with incest in another topic so..... lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952851877] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>TC said he was ok with incest in another topic so.....</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/15/21 5:05:57 PM #26:	<_< --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952871079] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote><_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 04/15/21 5:14:59 PM #27:	Which anime is this --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v https://imgur.com/N43HJYv <cite>FL81 posted [p:952871421] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Which anime is this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 04/15/21 5:21:15 PM #28:	Did I get with her in the future? --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:952871643] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Did I get with her in the future? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 04/15/21 5:22:48 PM #29:	Tagged TC as step father danger <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:952871689] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>Tagged TC as step father danger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/15/21 5:23:33 PM #30:	David1988 posted... Did I get with her in the future? no --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:952871723] in The perfec... [t:79405802]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>Did I get with her in the future?</quote>no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > The perfect girl, but she's your adopted step-daughter from the war-torn future! (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > The perfect girl, but she's your adopted step-daughter from the war-torn future!