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pogo_rabid 04/12/21 9:01:04 PM #1: |
https://www.pcgamer.com/man-tries-to-blow-up-internet
Seth Aaron Pendley of Texas appeared in court this weekend after being apprehended by the FBI for conspiring to blow up the internet. *Checks notes* no, that is what it says. The idea was to take down an Amazon Web Services (AWS) data centre in order to free the USA from "the oligarchy" that he believes to be currently controlling his beloved country. Pendley's plans were flagged on encrypted communication service Signal, where he began outlining his plot to "kill of [sic] about 70 percent of the internet" under the username 'Dionysus'the dual natured Greek God of fertility and wine, and patron of the arts. A statement from the United States Department of Justice says when approached by one user who asked what outcome he wished for, "death" was Pendley's answer. A user who came forward to alert the authorities ended up working with the FBI to introduce the suspect to an undercover agent. Cut to April 8, Fort Worth, Texas. The FBI agent posed as an arms dealer in a meeting with the culprit and, according to Conan Daily's sources, even showed him how to arm and detonate the C-4 plastic explosives he'd just bought. --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 04/12/21 9:01:22 PM #2: |
Dont mess with texas
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FrankJaegr 04/12/21 9:02:24 PM #3: |
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Nukazie 04/12/21 9:03:09 PM #4: |
fbi had to act quickly, could the guy actually do it
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monkmith 04/12/21 9:04:10 PM #5: |
sad, guy wasn't even going about it correctly. al gore invented the internet, he controls it, blow him up and it all fails...
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brestugo 04/12/21 9:08:11 PM #7: |
If the world knows your full first, middle, and last name, you're either the president or you've fucked up mightily.
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brestugo 04/12/21 9:09:03 PM #8: |
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Thank God he didn't get too far or else he would have used it! They give them a dummy substance. --- Not everyone is suitable to kill a lion - Maasai proverb. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 04/12/21 9:12:23 PM #9: |
pogo_rabid posted...
one user who asked what outcome he wished for, "death" was Pendley's answer. give him what he doesn't want. the maximum allowed sentence for what he did and it isn't the death penalty. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 04/12/21 9:20:59 PM #10: |
Any idea what the hell he was expecting to accomplish? Does he really believe by taking down an amazon server he'd have an impact on the internet as a whole?
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brestugo 04/12/21 9:24:18 PM #14: |
GregShmedley posted...
It was my attempt at a joke.sorry, went right by me. --- Not everyone is suitable to kill a lion - Maasai proverb. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuming 04/12/21 9:25:01 PM #15: |
what a hero
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bigtiggie23 04/12/21 9:50:30 PM #17: |
When your initials spell out the word sap your life is not going to go in the right direction.
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Strider102 04/12/21 9:52:00 PM #18: |
Don't mess with the internet.
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PrettyBoyFloyd 04/12/21 10:00:49 PM #19: |
Couldn't he just cut some cables or rig some kind of EMP bomb.
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Tryhaptaward 04/12/21 10:01:54 PM #20: |
This is why you download porn
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smoke_break 04/12/21 10:03:37 PM #21: |
This reminds me of that one IT Crowd episode about the "Internet" box, lol.
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genesis42 04/12/21 10:05:17 PM #22: |
Seems like Florida mans finally got some worthy competition.
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Tyranthraxus 04/12/21 10:09:19 PM #23: |
smoke_break posted...
This reminds me of that one IT Crowd episode about the "Internet" box, lol. https://i.imgur.com/RT9dHlP.png --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 04/12/21 10:11:18 PM #24: |
genesis42 posted...
Seems like Florida mans finally got some worthy competition.Nah, this is nowhere near Florida Man level. The only thing that can compete with Florida Man is --- [insert X word here] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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