Current Events > Your crush is having sex while you're posting on CE

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
04/11/21 5:17:49 PM
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How does that feel?

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Kisai
04/11/21 5:18:30 PM
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I don't care about sex.

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BloodMoon7
04/11/21 5:19:12 PM
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I don't have a crush. I've cast away my heart and rejected my humanity. Destroy your enemies.

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AldousIsDead
04/11/21 5:19:26 PM
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I can multitask well.

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Jiek_Fafn
04/11/21 5:23:33 PM
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Well she's on her period according to my chart, so yuck.

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SSJGrimReaper
04/11/21 5:25:46 PM
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When isn't Megatech having sex

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Master_Bass
04/11/21 5:26:44 PM
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I'd have to have a crush first.

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Byakuren
04/11/21 5:27:04 PM
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But my crush is in my bed right now (in the form of a pillow)

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DrizztLink
04/11/21 5:27:10 PM
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HBOSS
04/11/21 5:28:45 PM
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Im smashing post new message while on CE tho

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
04/11/21 5:36:10 PM
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My crush IS CE.

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING CE??!?!?!?!?!

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Nacen
04/11/21 5:36:26 PM
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Kitt
04/11/21 5:53:22 PM
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I just had sex with your crush and posted on CE about it.

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AldousIsDead
04/11/21 6:17:49 PM
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Revnir posted...
My crush died almost 15 years ago so I doubt she's having sex
Not with that attitude she's not.

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RaulJenkins
04/11/21 6:24:59 PM
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it hurts :(

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Turbam
04/11/21 6:40:44 PM
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My crush is looking at ways to cuck me right now

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nothanks1
04/11/21 6:41:08 PM
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My crush is a lesbian and has a cute wife

so um

nice?
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ScazarMeltex
04/11/21 6:49:27 PM
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Actually she's doing laundry in the other room because I married her.

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