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deupd_u2
04/11/21 2:48:57 PM
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They think I'm crazy

But I'm not crazy. I am NOT crazy.
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Pome
04/11/21 2:49:28 PM
#2:


Please respond
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deupd_u2
04/11/21 2:54:30 PM
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Can I take you to dinner on Friday night? ANSWER ME

Did your father want to be burried or cremated? ANSWER ME

I love you. ANSWER ME

What did you do to my dog, you monster? ANSWER ME

Are you not satisfied by the size of my penis? ANSWER ME
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Ermac
04/11/21 3:00:14 PM
#4:


Never double text. If you arent worth their time thats not your problem

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The Trent
04/11/21 3:01:24 PM
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how soon is soon enough

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Machete
04/11/21 3:03:39 PM
#6:


deupd_u2 posted...

Are you not satisfied by the size of my penis?


What penis?
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deupd_u2
04/11/21 3:09:32 PM
#8:


Machete posted...


What penis?

I have a massive pork sword

Ermac posted...
Never double text. If you arent worth their time thats not your problem

I genuinely have won a lot of women back by just by texting them again after they disappeared for weeks
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Machete
04/11/21 3:10:50 PM
#9:


deupd_u2 posted...


I have a massive


No you don't
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InTheEyesOfFire
04/11/21 3:11:44 PM
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The Trent posted...
how soon is soon enough

Not soon enough.

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deupd_u2
04/11/21 4:26:09 PM
#11:


Will you please not answer me? ANSWER ME
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ultimate reaver
04/11/21 4:27:09 PM
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also send a gun emoji to make sure they know youre joking

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ThePrinceFish
04/11/21 4:38:11 PM
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pls respnd

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NoxObscuras
04/11/21 4:42:25 PM
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I just wait for people to respond usually because I go silent on people all the time myself. I'll read a message and go "eh, that's going to require a longer response... I'll respond to that later." Then I'll forget about it and randomly remember it a few days later like "Oh shit, I forgot to respond to that message!"

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The Trent
04/11/21 4:43:13 PM
#15:


InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Not soon enough.

soon enough = not soon enough
well my head is fucked

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