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Scotty_Rogers
04/11/21 1:47:54 AM
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Jesus told me to walk this path

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Irony
04/11/21 1:48:13 AM
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Turbo virgin

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Scotty_Rogers
04/11/21 1:48:36 AM
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XD

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/11/21 1:49:09 AM
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When I was a kid, using religion to avoid your urges meant I'd come back in 15 years and find out you were gay via Facebook.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/11/21 1:50:47 AM
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I'm a heterosexual trying to become asexual

I fail every time, though. But I'll proudly stay a virgin forever.

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 1:54:13 AM
#6:


volcel

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History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man
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Scotty_Rogers
04/11/21 1:54:41 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
volcel


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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/11/21 1:56:11 AM
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But when Jesus walked his path, he got nailed anyway, so...

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Scotty_Rogers
04/11/21 1:57:39 AM
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You don't lose your virginity when you get raped, if that's what you're implying. Unless it's consensual, it doesn't "count". Hence why rape victims are allowed to still wear their abstinence rings.

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 1:58:47 AM
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he was obviously making a crucifixion joke, but that was very insightful

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/11/21 1:59:19 AM
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Jesus didn't get raped! He went to the cross willingly after an eloborate plot he seemingly already knew about involving Judas and Pontius Pilate (played skillfully by David Bowie).

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/11/21 2:01:23 AM
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No, I was not.
But remember that one Tweet from that woman that went viral where she said she feels sorry for Jesus every time she sees him depicted on the cross and just wants to go up and give him a BJ?
That was good times.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/11/21 2:04:56 AM
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Smh

Why is it that every topic mentioning religion gotta go south like this

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/11/21 2:08:32 AM
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It's just how things align when it comes to religion now days, I guess.
It's all goin' south at the same time.

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