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eggcorn
04/10/21 10:08:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

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LordFarquad1312
04/10/21 10:09:19 PM
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They had us on the first half, not gonna lie

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pfh1001
04/10/21 10:10:10 PM
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Still funny (and even more relevant) 9 years later.
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Tyranthraxus
04/10/21 10:14:29 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
Still funny (and even more relevant) 9 years later.
Lmao one of the headlines at the bottom is Donald Trump vomits in helicopter ride

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eggcorn
04/10/21 10:23:06 PM
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boomer humor done right

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ModLogic
04/10/21 10:31:11 PM
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YourLovelyTina
04/10/21 10:49:20 PM
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Hey now, I'm sure she can play Candy Crush too

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g0ldie
04/10/21 11:05:09 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
They had us on the first half, not gonna lie
lol

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Scotty_Rogers
04/10/21 11:08:33 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
They had us on the first half, not gonna lie

The topic title "only capable of rolling eyes and texting" should have given it away. If you're brain dead, you can't do anything. It basically means you're dead past the point of recovering at all.

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Master Kazuya
04/10/21 11:14:27 PM
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Tell me why I thought this was a legit story for like 15 seconds and felt really sad lol

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AsucaHayashi
04/10/21 11:17:04 PM
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lilORANG
04/10/21 11:18:57 PM
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Who is the actor playing the dad? He looks super familiar.
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Kobe Bryant
04/10/21 11:23:55 PM
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That teen is a pretty good actor lol even if it was a limited role

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fhqwhgads
04/11/21 2:57:32 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
The topic title "only capable of rolling eyes and texting" should have given it away. If you're brain dead, you can't do anything. It basically means you're dead past the point of recovering at all.
Rolls eyes

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Duncanwii
04/11/21 5:02:23 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
It basically means you're dead past the point of recovering at all.

You can recover from being dead? Tell us more oh wise one.
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Pome
04/11/21 5:03:48 AM
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The Onion is becoming relevant again now that trump is out of office
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kingdrake2
04/11/21 5:10:00 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
oh wise one.


persistent vegetative state. terry schiavo was one of those but they pulled the plug on her.
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eggcorn
04/11/21 7:03:24 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
as long as we're digging up old parodies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcZmT0fiNM
lol sometimes you just gotta wait

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YourLovelyTina
04/11/21 7:04:17 PM
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Pome posted...
The Onion is becoming relevant again now that trump is out of office

yeah, from 2016-2020 they were just running actual headlines

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Scotty_Rogers
04/11/21 7:47:43 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
You can recover from being dead? Tell us more oh wise one.

You can recover after being clinically dead. But there's supposed to be no coming back whatsoever from brain death, although *Googles* maybe some people have recovered from it.

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