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Smackems
04/10/21 2:29:00 AM
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Every night she comes up wanting food

Every night i feed her

And she has the AUDACITY to not let me pet her

I just wanna pet the fuzzy

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BloodMoon7
04/10/21 2:29:41 AM
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It probably has rabies

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Tyranthraxus
04/10/21 2:32:56 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
It probably has rabies
It's possible for a raccoon to have rabies but not very likely.

TC here watch this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesxH2-8Jlo

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Guide
04/10/21 2:38:16 AM
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tc simps for a literal feral pest lmao

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Stalolin
04/10/21 2:39:20 AM
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I thought this topic was about Tom Nook.

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ADFrench2
04/10/21 2:40:15 AM
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Guide posted...
tc simps for a literal feral pest lmao
Excuse you, they're cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

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MabusIncarnate
04/10/21 2:44:16 AM
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TC get one of those wooden back scratchers, when it has it's head down eating, gently try to pet it with the back scratcher. Once it gets more comfortable, knowing your intentions, it might let you pet it.

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Smackems
04/10/21 3:53:38 AM
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Guide posted...
tc simps for a literal feral pest lmao
Correct

MabusIncarnate posted...
TC get one of those wooden back scratchers, when it has it's head down eating, gently try to pet it with the back scratcher. Once it gets more comfortable, knowing your intentions, it might let you pet it.
This is a good idea

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MabusIncarnate
04/10/21 3:58:53 AM
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Smackems posted...
Correct

This is a good idea
A lot of pet grooming places and shelters do this to earn trust with skittish and scared animals. It might work. Or a long handled wood spoon would do the same, probably easier to find.

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burns112233
04/10/21 4:04:55 AM
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A bear goes up to a raccoon and says, "Hey raccoon, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

And the raccoon says no.

So the bear grabs the raccoon and uses it to wipe his ass.
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Smackems
04/10/21 4:05:06 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
A lot of pet grooming places and shelters do this to earn trust with skittish and scared animals. It might work. Or a long handled wood spoon would do the same, probably easier to find.
Worth a shot

It's not like her fat ass will stop coming for food every night. She's a chonk

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Medussa
04/10/21 4:14:59 AM
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ADFrench2 posted...
Excuse you, they're cute.

The crabby puppies are so cute it makes me want to die <3

seriously, though. that might have been the most wholesome thing i have ever seen.

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ADFrench2
04/11/21 1:15:48 AM
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Medussa posted...
The crabby puppies are so cute it makes me want to die <3

seriously, though. that might have been the most wholesome thing i have ever seen.
They are little bandits ,but they're cuties.

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viewmaster_pi
04/11/21 1:17:51 AM
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fuck raccoons

this post made by opossum gang

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Smackems
04/11/21 2:14:45 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
fuck raccoons

this post made by opossum gang
I feed them too

They also won't let me pet them. Or even get close to them

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Alteres
04/11/21 2:23:31 AM
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ADFrench2 posted...
Excuse you, they're cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA
Those are some fat raccoons.

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CE_gonna_CE
04/11/21 2:24:12 AM
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ADFrench2
04/11/21 2:41:50 AM
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Alteres posted...
Those are some fat raccoons.
I know! They're so chubby and cute.

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