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Bio1590
04/07/21 12:32:50 AM
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Touch
04/07/21 12:33:48 AM
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A smalt, if you will

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Bio1590
04/07/21 12:36:21 AM
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Touch posted...
A smalt, if you will

Yeah I was gonna make that the title but I figured there's not enough people left that would actually know what I was referring to. Because that legit used to be a thing >_>
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teep_
04/07/21 12:36:47 AM
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Touch posted...
A smalt, if you will

*SMaLt
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Trumble
04/07/21 12:38:24 AM
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The only way TC could have known this is if he is SMAL.

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GhettoFlip
04/07/21 12:40:17 AM
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Sad that he's ruining Brian Eno's good name

how the hell did he get that username anyway? pretty sure there was a Brian Eno account long ago

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Machete
04/07/21 12:42:37 AM
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Trumble posted...
The only way TC could have known this is if he is SMAL.


False. There is a place to easily find these tidbits of information before he can managebto show up here.
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Flockaveli
04/07/21 12:43:07 AM
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Sad how someone like him actually exists, and keeps coming back.

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Orchestrion
04/07/21 12:47:25 AM
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Bio1590
04/07/21 12:50:52 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
Sad that he's ruining Brian Eno's good name

how the hell did he get that username anyway? pretty sure there was a Brian Eno account long ago

I feel like we found out last year that this site actually purged all usernames from before they started archiving things or something. Maybe it was before the merger.
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Solar_Crimson
04/08/21 4:04:19 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Sad how someone like him actually exists, and keeps coming back.
Yeah, imagine spending literal years constantly getting banned on a dying video game message board for being a racist git, and never quitting.

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Bio1590
04/08/21 4:06:49 PM
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Pretty cool that that account's going to show up on here tonight only for the Mods to be all "Yep nothing wrong with this".
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Doom_Art
04/08/21 4:09:06 PM
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I just remember recently telling him "Moving everything from California to Arizona isn't going to fix what's wrong with you" and he got mad at me lol

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Choco
04/08/21 4:13:44 PM
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Touch posted...
A smalt, if you will
lol

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CosmicShadows
04/08/21 4:14:19 PM
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Lol
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Cerealmilk
04/08/21 4:14:57 PM
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Imagine being obsessed with a person on game facts

Literally no one outside of here knows who they are
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Smashingpmkns
04/08/21 4:16:14 PM
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Doesn't he have a new account every day
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CanuckCowboy
04/08/21 4:18:05 PM
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Brian eno?
What the fuck does 'e know?

/sleaford mods

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TheRealDill2000
04/08/21 4:18:17 PM
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Cerealmilk posted...
Imagine being obsessed with a person on game facts

Literally no one outside of here knows who they are

It's a bit disturbing that this information is being monitored by people.
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Machete
04/08/21 4:29:57 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...


It's a bit disturbing that this information is being monitored by people.


No it isn't
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AtelierRyza3462
04/08/21 4:35:21 PM
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Who really cares

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Cerealmilk
04/08/21 4:41:07 PM
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Machete posted...
No it isn't

Oh course it isnt disturbing to you

Because you're one of the people who keeps spreadsheets
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PoundGarden
04/08/21 4:43:37 PM
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Your obsession with "alts" is incredibly bizarre. Renrmber that time you were convinced I was someone's alt and made a troll topic and everything only to be proven 100% wrong?

Imagine taking a dying message board this seriously.

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Machete
04/08/21 4:46:00 PM
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Cerealmilk posted...


Oh course it isnt disturbing to you

Because you're one of the people who keeps spreadsheets


False. I retain enough of the information that I want to retain so spreadsheets would be redundant.
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Smackems
04/08/21 4:48:26 PM
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AtelierRyza3462 posted...
Who really cares
This

Why y'all all up on this dudes nuts lol

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Machete
04/08/21 4:50:57 PM
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Smackems posted...

This

Why y'all all up on this dudes nuts lol


Actually 462 and smal have a lot in common. Both have some really repulsive views, both have banned accounts in the hundreds and I'm sure the similarities don't end there.
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Bio1590
04/08/21 4:55:36 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Your obsession with "alts" is incredibly bizarre. Renrmber that time you were convinced I was someone's alt and made a troll topic and everything only to be proven 100% wrong?

Imagine taking a dying message board this seriously.

And then you ended up outing yourself as a different known shitposter that's had countless alts over the years?

This ain't the Dub you think it is.

E: and that was AFTER you went on some insane rant because I clearly said something as a response to Caution and you assumed I said it to you and refused to admit you were wrong lmao
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AtelierRyza3462
04/08/21 5:07:34 PM
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Smackems posted...
This

Why y'all all up on this dudes nuts lol

They'd be rich if being gamefaqs historian were a career.

Well maybe not monetarily wealthy... lol

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Machete
04/08/21 5:08:57 PM
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Bio1590 posted...


And then you ended up outing yourself as a different known shitposter that's had countless alts over the years?

This ain't the Dub you think it is.

E: and that was AFTER you went on some insane rant because I clearly said something as a response to Caution and you assumed I said it to you and refused to admit you were wrong lmao


That's caution?
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Reis
04/08/21 5:09:29 PM
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who gives a fuck, he'll just get banned like his other thousands of alts
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PoundGarden
04/08/21 5:12:11 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
And then you ended up outing yourself as a different known shitposter that's had countless alts over the years?

This ain't the Dub you think it is.

E: and that was AFTER you went on some insane rant because I clearly said something as a response to Caution and you assumed I said it to you and refused to admit you were wrong lmao

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Seriously man, get help. You're clearly losing it and reality is fracturing for you. At no point did i "out" myself as anyone. I admitted to having multiple banned new user accounts because he mod team is what it is and even named them, because I simply don't care enough about e drama or you to lie lol.

But hey, I guess reality is what you make it. You just keep on fighting the good fight, detective! You efforts are surely appreciated

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PoundGarden
04/08/21 5:14:26 PM
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Machete posted...
That's caution?

Lol no. He made a topic swearing I was this caution guy with "evidence" and everything. Turns out he's nuts and multiple people including caution confirmed he's wrong. But he just keeps trying to power his way up that icy hill.

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Smackems
04/08/21 5:16:22 PM
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Machete posted...
Actually 462 and smal have a lot in common. Both have some really repulsive views, both have banned accounts in the hundreds and I'm sure the similarities don't end there.
Ok

So

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PoundGarden
04/08/21 5:25:00 PM
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I say if someone is too beta or concerned about the response to speak their minds to strangers on an anonymous forum without hiding behind an alt, they have serious issues and life has already kicked their ass. Who cares? Like, do you really think they slam their keyboard and say "FUCK I've been found out!"? No, I bet they're laughing their asses off that they have this level of power over you. Imagine wasting precious time on paranoia that someone who doesn't like you must clearly be this other guy who doesn't like you...but in disguise!

Like...you know how literally insane that is, right?

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Bio1590
04/08/21 5:54:10 PM
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Machete posted...


That's caution?

No.

So what happened is that I posted in a topic responding to Caution, and quoted Caution's post in doing so.

For whatever reason this guy started going off on me (for multiple posts) and of course knowing Caution's history with alts the logical conclusion is hey, Caution accidentally outed himself again. So I made a joke and it completely set him off. Even other people in the topic were like "wtf?" at that point cause this guy still refused to admit he was wrong in that I had never originally quoted him.

So I made a topic about it and he still kept going and eventually got coaxed into revealing he was some other awful user that's got a shitton of banned alts and now we're here.
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CosmicShadows
04/08/21 5:57:37 PM
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You guys are way too serious with this s***.
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PoundGarden
04/08/21 6:00:27 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
No.

So what happened is that I posted in a topic responding to Caution, and quoted Caution's post in doing so.

For whatever reason this guy started going off on me (for multiple posts) and of course knowing Caution's history with alts the logical conclusion is hey, Caution accidentally outed himself again. So I made a joke and it completely set him off. Even other people in the topic were like "wtf?" at that point cause this guy still refused to admit he was wrong in that I had never originally quoted him.

So I made a topic about it and he still kept going and eventually got coaxed into revealing he was some other awful user that's got a shitton of banned alts and now we're here.

LMAO, if that's how you choose to remember it, be my guest. What really happened was the new quoting system fucked me in my response and then you went on some insane tangent about OMG ITS HIM THE ALT OMG!

I am curious as to what this "other awful user" is I revealed myself to be? Literally one other person had ever heard of me and said I was alright.

Skate harder, you'll never make it up that icy hill if you don't believe

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PoundGarden
04/08/21 6:02:23 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
You guys are way too serious with this s***.

Right? Honestly at this point I wish I'd "admitted" to being Caution to further break his mind and fuel his paranoid delusions.

I actually really wish I'd done that lmao

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Heineken14
04/08/21 6:03:50 PM
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Machete posted...


False. There is a place to easily find these tidbits of information before he can managebto show up here.


Life as an incel?
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Bio1590
04/08/21 6:13:38 PM
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RedJackson
04/08/21 6:14:39 PM
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Reis posted...
who gives a fuck, he'll just get banned like his other thousands of alts

alt tracking is serious business here, gotta keep tabs on people you dont care about I guess

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PoundGarden
04/08/21 6:18:40 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
ThE nEw QuOtInG sYsTeM fUcKeD mE

https://i.imgur.com/lSj7vwx.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bIu9mR5.jpg

Holy fuck he kept screenshots

Well done man, you really...um...proved exactly what I said? That I goofed using/reading the new quote system. Good...job?

Seriously. Even just a week. Take it off from the boards, this...this is not healthy. Do you honestly think anyone cares about this? Fuck, I don't even care and I'm one of two people involved

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Bio1590
04/08/21 6:38:00 PM
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>Claims he doesn't care
>Was the one that brought it up in this topic in the first place
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PoundGarden
04/08/21 6:40:07 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
>Claims he doesn't care
>Was the one that brought it up in this topic in the first place

I'll meet you halfway. I care juuuust enough to point out you've made an ass of yourself before with this ridiculous alt obsession.

You care enough to lie, obsess, distort, and even keep a journal about CE.

But hey, sweet gotcha moment. Enjoy your great victory

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David1988
04/08/21 6:42:49 PM
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bruh people keep spreadsheets in this place, saving screenshots is nothing

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PoundGarden
04/08/21 6:44:38 PM
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David1988 posted...
bruh people keep spreadsheets in this place, saving screenshots is nothing

Comparatively speaking it does rank lower on the scale of lunacy, but it's still sad and cringe af lol.

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David1988
04/08/21 6:45:06 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Comparatively speaking it does rank lower on the litmus test of lunacy, but it's still sad and cringe af lol.

fair

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PoundGarden
04/08/21 6:46:58 PM
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David1988 posted...
fair

Careful agreeing with me, that clearly means you're my alt

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UnholyMudcrab
04/08/21 10:19:16 PM
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