Current Events > Hot take: the real reason Chewbacca didn't get a medal

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Lord_Shadow 03/31/21 3:35:05 AM #1:	He didn't deserve one --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:952306521] in Hot take: ... [t:79378852]...</cite> <quote>He didn't deserve one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 03/31/21 3:43:05 AM #2:	He may have been a hero of the rebellion, but that doesn't change him playing "red rocket" with those kids. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:952306618] in Hot take: ... [t:79378852]...</cite> <quote>He may have been a hero of the rebellion, but that doesn't change him playing "red rocket" with those kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 03/31/21 3:47:25 AM #3:	He's Han's co-pilot. They were literally on the same vessel. He deserved it just as much as Han. My head canon is that Chewy declined it being humble. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:952306673] in Hot take: ... [t:79378852]...</cite> <quote>He's Han's co-pilot. They were literally on the same vessel. He deserved it just as much as Han. My head canon is that Chewy declined it being humble. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 03/31/21 3:59:18 AM #4:	He got to attend the ceremony in a place of honor up front, what more does that disgusting xeno deserve? --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:952306842] in Hot take: ... [t:79378852]...</cite> <quote>He got to attend the ceremony in a place of honor up front, what more does that disgusting xeno deserve? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 03/31/21 4:01:34 AM #5:	Medals clearly go against his beliefs and to have one would have dishonored him. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:952306866] in Hot take: ... [t:79378852]...</cite> <quote>Medals clearly go against his beliefs and to have one would have dishonored him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 03/31/21 4:01:41 AM #6:	He hadn't had a bath in months, he smelled like a bantha <cite>treewojima posted [p:952306868] in Hot take: ... [t:79378852]...</cite> <quote>He hadn't had a bath in months, he smelled like a bantha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 03/31/21 4:02:38 AM #7:	His reward was sex with Leia after the ceremony. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:952306882] in Hot take: ... [t:79378852]...</cite> <quote>His reward was sex with Leia after the ceremony. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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