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eston
03/30/21 12:58:54 PM
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Realforce
03/30/21 12:59:23 PM
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*Unzips pants*

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g0ldie
03/30/21 1:00:04 PM
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I was unprepared for this, lol

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Laserion
03/30/21 1:00:18 PM
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Wait until she becomes Lilymon.

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Questionmarktarius
03/30/21 1:07:22 PM
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This pokemon r34 keeps getting weirder all the time...
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SevenTenths
03/30/21 1:08:13 PM
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Marked for offensive enjoy your prickly ban!

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AvlButtslam
03/30/21 1:08:59 PM
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g0ldie posted...
I was unprepared for this, lol

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KINDERFELD
03/30/21 1:10:30 PM
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**blushes**

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DarkFists
03/30/21 1:10:37 PM
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Laserion posted...
Wait until she becomes Lilymon.

We have a winner!

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Tyranthraxus
03/30/21 1:29:48 PM
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HOUSEPLANTS OF GOR

The spider plant cringed as its owner brought forth the watering can. "I am a spider plant!" it cried indignantly. "How dare you water me before my time! Guards!" it called. "Guards!"
Borin, its owner, placed the watering can on the table and looked at it. "You will be watered," he said.
"You do not dare to water me!" laughed the plant.
"You will be watered," said Borin.
"Do not water me!" wept the plant.
"You will be watered," said Borin.
I watched this exchange. Truly, I believed the plant would be watered. It was plant, and on Gor it had no rights. Perhaps on Earth, in its permissive society, which distorts the true roles of all beings, which forces both plant and waterer to go unhappy and constrained, which forbids the fulfillment of owner and houseplant, such might not happen. Perhaps there, it would not be watered. But it was on Gor now, and would undoubtedly feel its true place, that of houseplant. It was plant. It would be watered at will. Such is the way with plants.
Borin picked up the watering can, and muchly watered the plant. The plant cried out. "No, Master! Do not water me!" The master continued to water the plant. "Please, Master," begged the plant, "do not water me!" The master continued to water the plant. It was plant. It could be watered at will.
The plant sobbed muchly as Borin laid down the watering can. It was not pleased. Too, it was wet. But this did not matter. It was plant.
"You have been well watered," said Borin.
"Yes," said the plant, "I have been well watered." Of course, it could be watered by its master at will.
"I have watered you well," said Borin.
"Yes, master," said the plant. "You have watered your plant well. I am plant, and as such I should be watered by my master."
The cactus plant next to the spider plant shuddered. It attempted to cover its small form with its small arms and small needles. "I am plant," it said wonderingly. "I am of Earth, but for the first time, I feel myself truly plantlike. On Earth, I was able to control my watering. I often scorned those who would water me. But they were weak, and did not see my scorn for what it was, the weak attempt of a small plant to protect itself. Not one of the weak Earth waterers would dare to water a plant if it did not wish it. But on Gor," it shuddered, "on Gor it is different. Here, those who wish to water will water their plants as they wish. But strangely, I feel myself most plantlike when I am at the mercy of a strong Gorean master, who may water me as he pleases."
"I will now water you," said Borin, the cactus's Gorean master.
The cactus did not resist being watered. Perhaps it was realizing that such watering was its master's to control. Too, perhaps it knew that this master was far superior to those of Earth, who would not water it if it did not wish to be watered.
The cactus's watering had been finished. The spider plant looked at it.
"I have been well watered," it said.
"I, too, have been well watered," said the cactus.
"My master has watered me well," said the spider plant.
"My master, too, has watered me well," said the cactus.
"I am to be placed in a hanging basket on the porch," said the spider plant.
"I, too, am to be placed in a hnaging basket on the porch," said the cactus.
"I wish you well," said the spider plant.
"I, too, wish you well," said the cactus.
"Tal," said the spider plant.
"Tal, too," said the cactus.
I did not think that the spider plant would object to being watered by its master again. For it realized that it was plant, and that here, unlike on Earth, it was likely to be owned and watered by many masters.

https://mindstalk.net/houseplants.html

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lww99
03/30/21 1:31:08 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
03/30/21 1:33:10 PM
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L.A. Beast would hit that. He's the only real man left alive

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eston
03/30/21 3:33:01 PM
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fhqwhgads
03/30/21 4:02:51 PM
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I gotta try..

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StarSpangled
03/31/21 10:43:15 AM
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Accolon
03/31/21 10:48:05 AM
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eston
03/31/21 10:53:12 AM
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Damn_Underscore
03/31/21 10:54:26 AM
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I dont get it could someone explain this to me

in full detail

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eston
03/31/21 1:44:09 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
I dont get it could someone explain this to me

in full detail

eston posted...
Thirsty ass cactus


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spikethedevil
03/31/21 1:45:35 PM
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Laserion posted...
Wait until she becomes Lilymon.

Or Rosemon.



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ZeroX91
03/31/21 1:47:22 PM
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DarkFists posted...
We have a winner!
She was always hotter than Angewoman and Renamon no clue why there is such a disparity in the "fan art"

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RedJackson
04/01/21 7:27:40 AM
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VandorLee
04/01/21 7:29:21 AM
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ARUGULA
04/01/21 7:30:47 AM
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eston
04/01/21 10:25:48 AM
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MrResetti
04/01/21 10:31:04 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
hnaging


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neverwin
04/01/21 10:35:58 AM
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This is somehow the most raunchiest thing I ever seen that isn't porn.

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Touch
04/01/21 10:36:59 AM
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Kitt
04/01/21 10:37:36 AM
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SevenTenths posted...
Marked for offensive
TC's safe. The mods have never seen one before


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