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nothanks1
03/28/21 7:22:42 PM
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And she is willing to remain 'very good friends' with you.

Can you do it? If so, how do you break them up? Asking for what I need to start working on tomorrow.
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Garioshi
03/28/21 7:24:10 PM
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this is weird bro

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BloodMoon7
03/28/21 7:24:21 PM
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I send her boyfriend a Switch. It's time to begin the operation.

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Heartomaton
03/28/21 7:24:23 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
If so, how do you break them up?

You don't, you friggin' psychopath.

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nothanks1
03/28/21 7:25:16 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I send her boyfriend a Switch. It's time to begin the operation.

I don't know the boyfriend.
He's some dude in Germany that moved there like 15 months ago

Heartomaton posted...


You don't, you friggin' psychopath.

Ok yes we have established I'm a psychopath
now help
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BloodMoon7
03/28/21 7:26:02 PM
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It's ok TC I've been called a sycophant too.

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AdrianBeterson
03/28/21 7:26:25 PM
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You have sex with her boyfriend, then when she finds out he cheated, she will dump him. Boom, youre in.

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Heartomaton
03/28/21 7:26:41 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Ok yes we have established I'm a psychopath
now help

I'm not a professional. You need a professional.

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Nukazie
03/28/21 7:26:53 PM
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the perfect girl for who

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nothanks1
03/28/21 7:27:38 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
It's ok TC I've been called a sycophant too.

It gets me what I wanted. It's a way of life

AdrianBeterson posted...
You have sex with her boyfriend, then when she finds out he cheated, she will dump him. Boom, youre in.

I would rather not travel to Germany

Heartomaton posted...


I'm not a professional. You need a professional.

Can you become a professional girlfriend stealer please and then help?

Nukazie posted...
the perfect girl for who

Me
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Heartomaton
03/28/21 7:28:35 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Can you become a professional girlfriend stealer please and then help?

I meant a professional therapist
And no.

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Flamer_Blue
03/28/21 7:31:50 PM
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How do you know she is perfect.

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nothanks1
03/28/21 7:32:51 PM
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Flamer_Blue posted...
How do you know she is perfect.

Dude if you saw her you'd understand
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The_Korey
03/29/21 6:13:29 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Asking for what I need to start working on tomorrow.

I knew this was about you

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SoIidLegacy
03/29/21 6:33:02 AM
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Sounds like 95% of all the girls/women I've had more than a passing interest in.

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