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UnfairRepresent
03/27/21 11:07:53 PM
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Your son has always been academically brilliant but incredibly socially awkward. He has very few friends and never had a girlfriend that he didn't pay for. However his engineering genius cannot be understated and one day he invents a widely popular and very applicable piece of advanced technology which changes the game in all architecture/vehicle/military fields at a fundamental level. The technology ends up being used in vehicles (trains/cars/planes/tanks) and several avanced buildings/facilites all over the world.

Unfortunately because he is a weirdo, he insists that every usage of his technology must be accompanied by at least one large image/decal from a pre-approved list of anime girls on the exteior of the vehicle/facility.

Nobody wants to go along with this but he literally has it written up into contracts, including business and military contracts. Everyone wants to use the technology as it is decades ahead of anything else we have, so at least for now companies all over the globe have reluctatly capitulated.

Now thanks entirely to your son it's not uncommon when you go outside to see cars, even cop cars, planes, bridges or new building/subway complexes with anime tiddies all over them.

All across the globe. Femminists are furious, most people are confused.

This is his car:



How do you react?
What do you do?
What do you say to him?

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Irony
03/27/21 11:09:04 PM
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Flauros
03/27/21 11:09:15 PM
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LordFarquad1312
03/27/21 11:09:45 PM
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He develops a vaccine for every possible disease AND puts anime tiddies on it?

Literally the perfect human being.

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jumi
03/27/21 11:12:06 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
He develops a vaccine for every possible disease AND puts anime tiddies on it?

Literally the perfect human being.

He develops a vaccine that prevents all diseases AND gives the person who takes it huge anime-ish titties.

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UnfairRepresent
03/27/21 11:12:45 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
He develops a vaccine for every possible disease
What? no

He's an engineer, not a doctor.

He created/advanced technologies that are used in the planning and manufacture of vehicles, infastructure and buildings that's totally revolutionized the entire industry.

This lore is important, you will be quized on it later.

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LordFarquad1312
03/27/21 11:16:29 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What? no

He's an engineer, not a doctor.

He created/advanced technologies that are used in the planning and manufacture of vehicles, infastructure and buildings that's totally revolutionized the entire industry.

This lore is important, you will be quized on it later.
Oh ok. Same reaction, but he develops intergalactic travel and terraforming technology instead.

I for one can't wait to live on a planet in a remote galaxy full of anime tiddies that my son developed.

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pfh1001
03/27/21 11:18:03 PM
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I'm super proud of my boy. There can never be too many nice boobies in the world.
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Choco
03/27/21 11:18:29 PM
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HA4e
03/27/21 11:20:13 PM
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Be very proud of them and give him a thumbs up.

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UnfairRepresent
03/27/21 11:34:38 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
I'm super proud of my boy. There can never be too many nice boobies in the world.
*fake 2D animes boobies in the world

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