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UnfairRepresent
03/25/21 3:23:21 PM
#1:


Would you approve?


You've found out that your younger sister was proposed to by her boyfriend and she said yes.

You don't know much about him except that he used to be some kind of scientist, has a illegitimate estranged son from a previous relationship (That your sister doesn't want to talk about) and that he is away a lot but your sister seems happy. You're going to over to visit her and finally meet your soon to be brother-in-law for the first time.

You arrive at her home and she tells you that he's still not back yet from his latest work trip due to some kind of delay. So you hang around for a while until she perks up and says:

"Oh here he comes now!" as you hear a figure approaching the door and are shocked to see the 6 foot, 200 pound Albert Wesker walk through the door, dressed in all black with sunglasses and blond hair.

"Wesssssssssskyy!" your sister says in a sing-song voice while hugging him at the door. "How was your trip!?"

"Unfortunate. That Redfield fool and his meddlesome sister prevented my acquisition of any T-Veronica samples, worse still they escaped unabated." Wesker bemoans in a dry cold monotone.

"Awwwww I'm sorry to hear that dear, I'm sure you'll get them next time." your sister says reassuringly

"No matter. Interference is ultimately irrelevant, it's too late too affect my plans." Wesker boasts

"That's great! Now come and meet my brother!" Your sister coos while taking him by the arm and leading him to you.

Wesker glances you up and up down unblinkingly like a mechanic assessing a battered car before saying:
"Hmm, disappointing."



How do you react?
What do you do?

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nothanks1
03/25/21 3:24:04 PM
#2:


Is the wedding in the UK but secretly in the USA?
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EricDraven59
03/25/21 3:26:58 PM
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Wesker was such a piece of crap human being. I am glad he finally was killed off. I know he survived like a bunch of things and didn't die but i think that last thing got him. Hopefully he wont appear in resident evil 8
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UnfairRepresent
03/25/21 3:32:49 PM
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EricDraven59 posted...
Wesker was such a piece of crap human being. I am glad he finally was killed off. I know he survived like a bunch of things and didn't die but i think that last thing got him. Hopefully he wont appear in resident evil 8
I'm pretty sure he's gone for good now

6 brought in his son
Rev 2 brought in his sister
And RE7 as well as RE2/RE3make didn't mention him or have him appear at all

These aren't the actions of a company that wants to bring the character back

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DDirtyDastard
03/25/21 3:34:57 PM
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Dude would be a whole lot better than her current lowlife of a boyfriend.
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hockeybub89
03/25/21 3:36:01 PM
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BloodMoon7
03/25/21 3:36:28 PM
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Whomst

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Dark_SilverX
03/25/21 3:37:25 PM
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EricDraven59 posted...
Wesker was such a piece of crap human being. I am glad he finally was killed off. I know he survived like a bunch of things and didn't die but i think that last thing got him. Hopefully he wont appear in resident evil 8
Super human Chris handled him for good.

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UnfairRepresent
03/25/21 6:13:20 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Dude would be a whole lot better than her current lowlife of a boyfriend.
jeez :(

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WingsOfGood
03/25/21 6:15:20 PM
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I pummel him until he is near death and he now admires me because I am worthy for the new world.
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Solar_Crimson
03/25/21 6:18:28 PM
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I'm pretty sure there's nothing I could do.

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Schwarz
03/25/21 6:26:09 PM
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If he gives me some complete global saturation, then I would approve

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 9:36:43 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
I'm pretty sure there's nothing I could do.
You could disapprove

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monkmith
03/26/21 9:48:51 AM
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sister breaks up with wesker for being a creepy fucker, wakes up in a fucked up town filled with angry zombies and a monster out to eat her. spends hours/days fighting her way through the hoard and getting almost killed by the beast hunting her, gets into a final confrontation with the beast and finally kills it... only to discover its got a wallet hidden in the ruined clothing on its malformed body. inside the wallet is a picture of sister and her brother who went missing months ago very soon after getting into a verbal argument over her dating a weirdo...

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UnfairRepresent
03/27/21 9:38:03 PM
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Yes is dominating

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HA4e
03/27/21 9:56:33 PM
#17:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I'm pretty sure he's gone for good now

6 brought in his son
Rev 2 brought in his sister
And RE7 as well as RE2/RE3make didn't mention him or have him appear at all

These aren't the actions of a company that wants to bring the character back

Resident Evil Umbrella Corps has him speak over the radio, he's still alive.

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UnfairRepresent
03/27/21 10:02:13 PM
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HA4e posted...
Resident Evil Umbrella Corps has him speak over the radio, he's still alive.
That's just an Easter Egg

He's also in Revelation 2's raid mode.

Umbrella Corps doesn't even have a story

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pfh1001
03/27/21 11:02:16 PM
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I cut off all contact before that psychopathic undead thing kills me.
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