Current Events > Wwyd if you found out your 9 year olds friend is a 1000 YO shape shifting dragon

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Duncanwii 03/24/21 11:56:13 AM #1:	Do you go on epic adventures fighting demons and wizards, or do you stay home and file your taxes? --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Everything I say about myself is true. I never lie. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:952059987] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Do you go on epic adventures fighting demons and wizards, or do you stay home and file your taxes?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 03/24/21 11:57:09 AM #2:	do "old town road(remix)" karoake with the dragon --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:952060020] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>do "old town road(remix)" karoake with the dragon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
One_Day_Remains 03/24/21 11:57:56 AM #4:	What an oddly specific age... --- Ten sounds sound like bloated constipated arena rock - GhettoFlip <cite>One_Day_Remains posted [p:952060040] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>What an oddly specific age...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 03/24/21 11:59:27 AM #5:	Ill go on an adventure with my child, die a tragic death against the villain and then when my child gets revenge years later they find out the person who killed me was just a high ranking minion. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:952060074] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Ill go on an adventure with my child, die a tragic death against the villain and then when my child gets revenge years later they find out the person who killed me was just a high ranking minion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tobi011 03/24/21 12:00:35 PM #6:	Is said dragon kid also happen to be named Kanna? If then I'd question myself on why I am hanging out with a child. <cite>Tobi011 posted [p:952060109] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Is said dragon kid also happen to be named Kanna? If then I'd question myself on why I am hanging out with a child. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 03/24/21 12:02:03 PM #7:	So why are they friends with a 9 year old? --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:952060172] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>So why are they friends with a 9 year old? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 03/24/21 12:03:07 PM #8:	Dap him up. <img src="//:0">https://i.imgur.com/7DqY4uN.gif --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:952060209] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Dap him up. <img src="//:0">https://i.imgur.com/7DqY4uN.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/24/21 12:04:09 PM #9:	Is the dragon cute? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:952060242] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Is the dragon cute? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 03/24/21 12:04:46 PM #10:	welcome back duncan --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:952060258] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>welcome back duncan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 03/24/21 12:04:49 PM #11:	Turbam posted... Is the dragon cute? They look like a 9 year old, so I'd hope not. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Everything I say about myself is true. I never lie. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:952060259] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>Is the dragon cute? </quote> They look like a 9 year old, so I'd hope not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/24/21 12:07:24 PM #12:	Duncanwii posted... They look like a 9 year old, so I'd hope not. It doesn't say anywhere that they are 9. Merely that they are 1000, can shapeshift, are a dragon, and are a friend of my child. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:952060347] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>They look like a 9 year old, so I'd hope not.</quote>It doesn't say anywhere that they are 9. Merely that they are 1000, can shapeshift, are a dragon, and are a friend of my child. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 03/24/21 12:13:42 PM #13:	How good at doing taxes is the dragon? I feel like this scenario has a loophole where I could have my cake and eat it too (apparently that saying is mandela affected in that it was originally "eat your cake and have it too" but got vice versa'd at some point in time... I forget where I saw that though). --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:952060532] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>How good at doing taxes is the dragon? I feel like this scenario has a loophole where I could have my cake and eat it too (apparently that saying is mandela affected in that it was originally "eat your cake and have it too" but got vice versa'd at some point in time... I forget where I saw that though).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garlands_Soul 03/24/21 12:15:06 PM #14:	I'm not going to involve myself with my kid's friends unless they're a detriment. --- "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" <cite>Garlands_Soul posted [p:952060578] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>I'm not going to involve myself with my kid's friends unless they're a detriment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 03/24/21 12:16:19 PM #15:	Garlands_Soul posted... I'm not going to involve myself with my kid's friends unless they're a detriment. You at least need to arm wrestle them to establish dominant influence --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:952060618] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Garlands_Soul posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not going to involve myself with my kid's friends unless they're a detriment.</quote> You at least need to arm wrestle them to establish dominant influence </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/24/21 12:17:03 PM #16:	The Trent posted... You at least need to arm wrestle them to establish dominant influence You'd get whooped by a dragon tho. You'd really want your kid's friend to be the alpha? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:952060642] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>You at least need to arm wrestle them to establish dominant influence</quote>You'd get whooped by a dragon tho. You'd really want your kid's friend to be the alpha? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 03/24/21 12:21:16 PM #17:	what does one do to prevent a pedophile dragon from predating on my 9yo child? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:952060799] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>what does one do to prevent a pedophile dragon from predating on my 9yo child? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 03/24/21 12:23:09 PM #18:	Turbam posted... You'd get whooped by a dragon tho. You'd really want your kid's friend to be the alpha? Not if I turn my hat backwards --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:952060851] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>You'd get whooped by a dragon tho. You'd really want your kid's friend to be the alpha?</quote> Not if I turn my hat backwards </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 03/24/21 12:31:18 PM #19:	Is the dragon a certified tax expert? --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v https://imgur.com/N43HJYv <cite>FL81 posted [p:952061156] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Is the dragon a certified tax expert? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
harley2280 03/24/21 12:42:20 PM #20:	Keep her away from the people on this board who would think it's cool to fuck her. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 <cite>harley2280 posted [p:952061531] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Keep her away from the people on this board who would think it's cool to fuck her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 03/24/21 12:44:53 PM #21:	harley2280 posted... Keep her away from the people on this board who would think it's cool to fuck her. I'm pretty sure she can take care of them. Remember that her real body is a giant fire breathing dragon. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Everything I say about myself is true. I never lie. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:952061610] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>harley2280 posted...</cite> <quote>Keep her away from the people on this board who would think it's cool to fuck her.</quote> I'm pretty sure she can take care of them. Remember that her real body is a giant fire breathing dragon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 03/24/21 12:46:19 PM #22:	Prolly sic it on my enemies --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:952061670] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Prolly sic it on my enemies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
harley2280 03/24/21 1:38:45 PM #23:	Duncanwii posted... harley2280 posted... Keep her away from the people on this board who would think it's cool to fuck her. I'm pretty sure she can take care of them. Remember that her real body is a giant fire breathing dragon. Fair enough. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 <cite>harley2280 posted [p:952063454] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>harley2280 posted...</cite> <quote> Keep her away from the people on this board who would think it's cool to fuck her.</quote> I'm pretty sure she can take care of them. Remember that her real body is a giant fire breathing dragon.</quote> Fair enough.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 03/26/21 6:14:34 AM #24:	I'd order da dragon to shapeshift into paige Spiranac wherever I'm around --- https://imgur.com/P88EYmN https://imgur.com/qxu2L01 https://imgur.com/1kMCL https://imgur.com/mvXIh0Q <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:952130413] in Wwyd if yo... [t:79366063]...</cite> <quote>I'd order da dragon to shapeshift into paige Spiranac wherever I'm around</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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