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Billyionaire
03/22/21 5:29:22 PM
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And clap when they're done?
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Robot2600
03/22/21 5:31:11 PM
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required by law that everyone wears thigh-high socks during sex.

clapping is just a stupid internet rumor.
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monkmith
03/22/21 5:34:19 PM
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not on wood floors or silk sheets, for that we wear a sex helmet. clapping thing is false though, i just fire my .45 into the ceiling.

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uwnim
03/22/21 5:34:31 PM
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Of course we wear socks. Cause we are also wearing shoes too. Only time Americans remove their shoes is when taking a shower or swimming and some folks even swim with their shoes on.

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pauIie
03/22/21 5:46:01 PM
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Billyionaire
03/22/21 6:12:30 PM
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The more I hear about Americans the more I think National Lampoon movies aren't satire.
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NoxObscuras
03/22/21 6:17:33 PM
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uwnim posted...
Of course we wear socks. Cause we are also wearing shoes too. Only time Americans remove their shoes is when taking a shower or swimming and some folks even swim with their shoes on.
Well yeah, how are you supposed to moonwalk in the pool without your shoes on?

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Machete
03/22/21 6:23:16 PM
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uwnim posted...
Of course we wear socks. Cause we are also wearing shoes too. Only time Americans remove their shoes is when taking a shower or swimming and some folks even swim with their shoes on.


I have a pair of steel toed boots that I only wear when swimming.
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Turbam
03/22/21 6:23:19 PM
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I wear a shower cap and goggles

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Flockaveli
03/22/21 6:24:13 PM
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Turbam posted...
I wear a shower cap and goggles
Super soak that hoe.

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Robot2600
03/22/21 7:31:51 PM
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Machete posted...
I have a pair of steel toed boots that I only wear when swimming.

Who fucking doesn't? Sinking is much easier than swimming, and when you DO swim, you get a good workout.
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DarkChozoGhost
03/22/21 7:34:03 PM
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I usually won't take socks off.

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AdmiralStiff
03/22/21 7:39:38 PM
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-King tier-
1.Boots
2.Running shoes
3.Walking shoes
Honorable mention: Office shoes + office pants + unbuttoned shirt

-Peasant tier-
1.Barefoot
2.Sandals
3.Flipflops

-Shit tier-
Socks, socks + sandals, crocs, office shoes

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Flockaveli
03/22/21 7:41:25 PM
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I've watched a fair amount of porn where the guy is wearing Timbs and knee pads.

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