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cjs28 03/21/21 9:36:01 PM #1: |
I'm basically slamming a champagne bottle full of poop into the bow of my new toilet
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Irony 03/21/21 9:36:17 PM #2: |
No
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roos1046 Reborn 03/21/21 9:46:30 PM #3: |
This happened
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cjs28 03/21/21 9:52:50 PM #4: |
Irony posted...
Nookay : ( roos1046 Reborn posted... This happenedIt's been happened. --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjs28 03/22/21 8:21:32 AM #5: |
Man, that was a good dump. It took a bunch of wipes to finish up tho
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R1masher 03/22/21 8:24:14 AM #6: |
New toilet, is it a low rider so you dont need a squaty potty?
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cjs28 03/22/21 8:26:59 AM #7: |
R1masher posted...
New toilet, is it a low rider so you dont need a squaty potty?No, it's a normal american toilet. I could put my legs on the counter if I want do the squat thing to make the poop move better while also still being a lazy american >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 03/22/21 8:27:46 AM #8: |
Drop that deuce, cjs
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trappedunderice 03/22/21 8:48:39 AM #9: |
Christening my new toilet with a big ol fat dump
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DarkRoast 03/22/21 8:49:19 AM #10: |
Don't forget your Poop Knife
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darkmaian23 03/22/21 9:36:17 AM #11: |
How exactly did you handle the anxiety over whether or not the toilet could stand up to the stress? The cheap toilet contractors installed in my bathroom worries me. It doesn't seem all that sturdy and shudders under high strain. =/
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cjs28 03/22/21 9:37:36 AM #12: |
darkmaian23 posted...
How exactly did you handle the anxiety over whether or not the toilet could stand up to the stress? The cheap toilet contractors installed in my bathroom worries me. It doesn't seem all that sturdy and shudders under high strain. =/wut. I just dump and flush. A toilet has never broken on me >_> If it does I guess I'll shut off the water and get it fixed lol. I just live life in the moment: one poop at a time --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 03/22/21 10:32:17 AM #13: |
The bottom line, regardless of politics or anything else, a man's net worth is measured by the number of times he clogged the toilet.
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BlingBling22947 03/23/21 6:03:17 AM #14: |
What's the last thing you ate?
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