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MedeaLysistrata
03/18/21 3:15:18 AM
#51:


Harpie posted...
your sig makes me think that you were that annoying nerdy kid in school who thought he was popular, but really he was being shittalked by his friends for being a pretentious know it all mommys boy
That's pretty accurate but I don't know why my sig makes you think that

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LookANinja
03/18/21 3:15:57 AM
#52:


Harpie posted...
hybrid!!
its my favorite one, blue dream. it makes me feel really relaxed and happy with a head buzz
I have some lucid dream. Idk which one is derived from which but it's pretty nice.

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ApherosyLove
03/18/21 3:18:03 AM
#53:


Will my CPAP machine finally give me a decent night sleep for the first time in my life?

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WallStreetWolf
03/18/21 3:18:22 AM
#54:


Harpie should be a dominatrix

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AldousIsDead
03/18/21 3:20:14 AM
#56:


ApherosyLove posted...
Will my CPAP machine finally give me a decent night sleep for the first time in my life?
A lot of people say yes. People you sleep next to will often say no.

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:21:15 AM
#57:


Shablagoo posted...
insult me consensually please
arent you that cegal that has like three accounts that you all use to post in the same depression topics you always make
if yes then its so obvious how much of a tryhard you are for peoples approval

armandro posted...
yes pls
you and catboy lead sad, pathetic lives that will never amount to anything. i can see why you post on ce so much

SSJGrimReaper posted...
there's nothing like seeing a wholesome mac and cheese topic under a sea of CE's usual nonsense
do you any any ideas for other adventures with minimal risk of doxxing myself

WallStreetWolf posted...
You can always insult me and I hope things are improving
sometimes you are so obviously sucking up to me to make me flirt back with you, it makes me cringe

thank you ^^
im doing my best

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dib153
03/18/21 3:21:50 AM
#58:


What are your favorite food stuffs to consume when diametrically opposed to their typical thermonamic status?

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ApherosyLove
03/18/21 3:22:21 AM
#59:


Oh I didn't realize you were also insulting people. Please do so politely, if possible.

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armandro
03/18/21 3:24:02 AM
#60:


damn why you gotta do catboy like that
he aint do nothing!!!

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DarthDemented
03/18/21 3:27:18 AM
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I'm toasted too. Just not buttered

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:28:32 AM
#62:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
That's pretty accurate but I don't know why my sig makes you think that
it looks nerdy

LookANinja posted...
I have some lucid dream. Idk which one is derived from which but it's pretty nice.
what does it do

ApherosyLove posted...
Will my CPAP machine finally give me a decent night sleep for the first time in my life?
omg your what now??

explain pls

WallStreetWolf posted...
Harpie should be a dominatrix
I want to be this is kinda fun tbh

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

what did u do u bad bad boy >:|

dib153 posted...
What are your favorite food stuffs to consume when diametrically opposed to their typical thermonamic status?
gogurts!!!
also pizza

ApherosyLove posted...
Oh I didn't realize you were also insulting people. Please do so politely, if possible.
i used to have a crush on you, but then i completely forgot about your existence until right now

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:29:19 AM
#63:


armandro posted...
damn why you gotta do catboy like that
he aint do nothing!!!
oh sorry catboy

your topic about catboy made me think you were a pair. and a pair gets roasted together

DarthDemented posted...
I'm toasted too. Just not buttered
not yet ;P

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:30:10 AM
#64:


i have crushes on so many cepeople

well

like 10

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SomeLikeItHoth
03/18/21 3:30:55 AM
#65:


Harpie posted...
i have crushes on so many cepeople

well

like 10
Im the main though

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dib153
03/18/21 3:31:45 AM
#66:


Did.....did you just say gogurt? Warm gogurt? Please tell me that was a euphemism for spg

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:32:03 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Im the main though
youre like 11

not quite top ten but for some reason it always makes me happy when i see you respond to me

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:32:38 AM
#68:


dib153 posted...
Did.....did you just say gogurt? Warm gogurt? Please tell me that was a euphemism for spg
nononono

refridgerated gogurt <<<<< frozen gogurt

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teep_
03/18/21 3:33:41 AM
#69:


Harpie posted...
Happy birthday teep!! ^^
I shouldve said something, its on my calendar and i got the notification on my phone from last year
what are you gonna do

Thank you!

Lockdown so I couldn't do much outside/with friends. I stayed in, got takeaway and played some Fallout 4 lmao

Another insult please
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CosmicShadows
03/18/21 3:34:54 AM
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Insult me all you want harp. Lol i need a good insulting.
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WallStreetWolf
03/18/21 3:35:16 AM
#71:


Harpie posted...
i have crushes on so many cepeople

well

like 10

Does that mean all the sucking up is paying off

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dib153
03/18/21 3:36:02 AM
#72:


Harpie posted...
nononono

refridgerated gogurt <<<<< frozen gogurt

But....it's not supposed to be frozen?

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ApherosyLove
03/18/21 3:36:39 AM
#73:


Harpie posted...
omg your what now??

explain pls
So I've got severe sleep apnea. I got a CPAP (Continuous Positive Airway...Pressure?) machine which is basically a box connected to a pipe connected to a mask that pumps you full of oxygen as you sleep.
I literally cannot remember the last time I had a sleep/nap where I woke up refreshed.
This is the second week I've had the machine with no change, so hopefully it starts doing something cause my doctor tweaked the settings a bit.
It's not very romantic, and even though my gf and I haven't moved in together yet, this thing is gonna be annoying lol

Harpie posted...
i used to have a crush on you, but then i completely forgot about your existence until right now
Wh-why. What did I do to deserve a crush lmfaooo

Uhh next question, did you do something for St Patty's day?

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ApherosyLove
03/18/21 3:38:06 AM
#74:


Bonus Question: is eating cheesebread dipped in marinara sauce like the equivalent of gogurt but with pizza?

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treewojima
03/18/21 3:38:09 AM
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Jiggy101011
03/18/21 3:45:22 AM
#76:


I havent smoked since Jan 1st. I was a daily user, own about 30 pipes, and I miss it sometimes but for the most part I don't think about it. However when I want to just chill and listen to some music man do I miss it.

Question? What is your go to chill song?

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:46:05 AM
#77:


teep_ posted...
Thank you!

Lockdown so I couldn't do much outside/with friends. I stayed in, got takeaway and played some Fallout 4 lmao

Another insult please
ohh yeah EU is back on strict lockdown
Did you get a cake for yourself? pls tell me you did

your fake happy personality makes you seem like you were the annoying talkative kid in class that was completely oblivious to how much no one else wanted to be around them

CosmicShadows posted...
Insult me all you want harp. Lol i need a good insulting.
your honestly wayyy too whiny and bad with women to be in your late 30s. i mean, cmon

WallStreetWolf posted...
Does that mean all the sucking up is paying off
oh so youre just assuming youre one of the ten, eh?

dib153 posted...
But....it's not supposed to be frozen?
wasnt that the point tho

ApherosyLove posted...
So I've got severe sleep apnea. I got a CPAP (Continuous Positive Airway...Pressure?) machine which is basically a box connected to a pipe connected to a mask that pumps you full of oxygen as you sleep.
I literally cannot remember the last time I had a sleep/nap where I woke up refreshed.
This is the second week I've had the machine with no change, so hopefully it starts doing something cause my doctor tweaked the settings a bit.
It's not very romantic, and even though my gf and I haven't moved in together yet, this thing is gonna be annoying lol

Wh-why. What did I do to deserve a crush lmfaooo

Uhh next question, did you do something for St Patty's day?
wow two weeks and still no difference? I hope it eventually starts working for you, getting enough sleep is gonna make you so much happier
your gf might wanna get some ear plugs (or bose sleepbuds if she needs ambient noise)

idk i like your personality and youre a girl

no, not this year :(
im disappointing my 100% irish heritage
did you


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WallStreetWolf
03/18/21 3:49:04 AM
#78:


Harpie posted...
ohh yeah EU is back on strict lockdown
Did you get a cake for yourself? pls tell me you did

your fake happy personality makes you seem like you were the annoying talkative kid in class that was completely oblivious to how much no one else wanted to be around them

your honestly wayyy too whiny and bad with women to be in your late 30s. i mean, cmon

oh so youre just assuming youre one of the ten, eh?

wasnt that the point tho

wow two weeks and still no difference? I hope it eventually starts working for you, getting enough sleep is gonna make you so much happier
your gf might wanna get some ear plugs (or bose sleepbuds if she needs ambient noise)

idk i like your personality and youre a girl

no, not this year :(
im disappointing my 100% irish heritage
did you

No because it was phrased as a question

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teep_
03/18/21 3:52:23 AM
#79:


Harpie posted...
Did you get a cake for yourself? pls tell me you did

no :(

you should bake me one tbqh fr fr

and one more insult to make it a hat-trick!
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ApherosyLove
03/18/21 3:53:30 AM
#80:


Harpie posted...
idk i like your personality and youre a girl

no, not this year :(
im disappointing my 100% irish heritage
did you
Aw well thanks!
I didn't do anything either.
Part of me wants to go through old pics from a few years ago and see what crazy shit I did on this day then. I really do miss drinking and going out.

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Harpie
03/18/21 3:54:29 AM
#81:


ApherosyLove posted...
Bonus Question: is eating cheesebread dipped in marinara sauce like the equivalent of gogurt but with pizza?
hmmmmmmmmmmm

yes this is possible. Maybe we have all been conditioned by the illuminati to think that yogurt and pizza is bad together but its actually good
try it

treewojima posted...
i have you tagged as handsome daddy so

Jiggy101011 posted...
I havent smoked since Jan 1st. I was a daily user, own about 30 pipes, and I miss it sometimes but for the most part I don't think about it. However when I want to just chill and listen to some music man do I miss it.

Question? What is your go to chill song?
good for you tbh, its always the same for me when i quit. I miss it sometimes but rarely think about it. i started smoking again last week after three months of nothing
i agree, its really nice for relaxing. it relieves my crazy night anxiety too so i smoke a lot at night

Lately, its been Middle of Nowhere by Vancouver Sleep Clinic. I love this band so much, them and Tame Impala are my absoltteee favorites ^^

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Jiggy101011
03/18/21 3:58:13 AM
#82:


Harpie posted...
hmmmmmmmmmmm

yes this is possible. Maybe we have all been conditioned by the illuminati to think that yogurt and pizza is bad together but its actually good
try it

i have you tagged as handsome daddy so

good for you tbh, its always the same for me when i quit. I miss it sometimes but rarely think about it. i started smoking again last week after three months of nothing
i agree, its really nice for relaxing. it relieves my crazy night anxiety too so i smoke a lot at night

Lately, its been Middle of Nowhere by Vancouver Sleep Clinic. I love this band so much, them and Tame Impala are my absoltteee favorites ^^

I dont miss the anxiety that it gave me, but as someone with arthritis since I was 2 I do miss how I could smoke and feel great the next day compared to alcohol. It was nice not to feel the aches in my joints.

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treewojima
03/18/21 4:00:45 AM
#83:


oh lawd
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WallStreetWolf
03/18/21 4:01:09 AM
#84:


I want to be tagged as master

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armandro
03/18/21 4:07:14 AM
#85:


Jiggy101011 posted...
I dont miss the anxiety that it gave me, but as someone with arthritis since I was 2 I do miss how I could smoke and feel great the next day compared to alcohol. It was nice not to feel the aches in my joints.
yeah wtf are they putting in weed now

I can't get high without thinking something is out to get me
The only time I can enjoy weed without worrying is if I get drunk

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Harpie
03/18/21 4:08:02 AM
#86:


teep_ posted...
no :(

you should bake me one tbqh fr fr

and one more insult to make it a hat-trick!
pm me where u live

stop trying to be funny it isnt working

ApherosyLove posted...
Aw well thanks!
I didn't do anything either.
Part of me wants to go through old pics from a few years ago and see what crazy shit I did on this day then. I really do miss drinking and going out.
do it and find good stories!

Jiggy101011 posted...
I dont miss the anxiety that it gave me, but as someone with arthritis since I was 2 I do miss how I could smoke and feel great the next day compared to alcohol. It was nice not to feel the aches in my joints.
rip, you never found a strain that didnt make you anxious? :(

treewojima posted...
oh lawd
;0

WallStreetWolf posted...
I want to be tagged as master
explain

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Harpie
03/18/21 4:09:30 AM
#87:


armandro posted...
yeah wtf are they putting in weed now

I can't get high without thinking something is out to get me
The only time I can enjoy weed without worrying is if I get drunk
the strain im smoking is one if very few that doesnt exacerbate my anxiety. maybe theres one that can relax you

if not then whoopsies

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WallStreetWolf
03/18/21 4:12:06 AM
#88:


Harpie posted...
pm me where u live

stop trying to be funny it isnt working

do it and find good stories!

rip, you never found a strain that didnt make you anxious? :(

;0

explain

Think of it as a step above daddy but with sadism


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Jiggy101011
03/18/21 4:14:18 AM
#89:


Harpie posted...
rip, you never found a strain that didnt make you anxious? :(

I smoked for probably 7 years daily so it was just a general anxiousness and honestly made me more introverted more than anything. Not like I was paranoid the cops would show up at my door everytime lol.

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Harpie
03/18/21 4:22:27 AM
#90:


i miss the feeling of kissing someone

._.

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CosmicShadows
03/18/21 4:23:12 AM
#91:


You just described 90% of CE with that insult too btw. Lol
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Chadwick69
03/18/21 4:26:38 AM
#92:


is it true you hate women?
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Harpie
03/18/21 4:30:22 AM
#93:


Chadwick69 posted...
is it true you hate women?
nooo where did you hear that

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Harpie
03/18/21 4:31:44 AM
#94:


im an 8/10 toasted scale

things are very floatyy and dreamy

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berlyman101
03/18/21 4:33:00 AM
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Alteres
03/18/21 4:33:29 AM
#96:


Harpie posted...
im an 8/10 toasted scale

things are very floatyy and dreamy
You have to keep rubbing it in dont you?

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Chadwick69
03/18/21 4:33:30 AM
#97:


Harpie posted...
nooo where did you hear that
I might be thinking of someone else
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Harpie
03/18/21 4:35:41 AM
#98:


berlyman101 posted...
sweet dreams
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE IF THISS
WHO AM I TO DISAAAGRREEE

Alteres posted...
You have to keep rubbing it in dont you?
come join me here in seatle its nice and wet

Chadwick69 posted...
I might be thinking of someone else
i am a woman why woulf i hate women

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Alteres
03/18/21 4:40:47 AM
#99:


Harpie posted...
come join me here in seatle its nice and wet

phrasing

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Harpie
03/18/21 4:41:10 AM
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Alteres posted...
phrasing
yes

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