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Trumble
03/17/21 11:15:43 PM
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$10,000,000, but every song is sung by Taylor Swift.


There is simply no way to hear music that isn't Taylor Swift. Even if you record yourself singing, when you play it back, it'll be Taylor Swift. If you watch a live performance, it'll sound like Taylor Swift.

Heavy metal? Taylor Swift. Gangsta rap? Taylor Swift. What What In The Butt? Taylor Swift.

This extends to anything vocal, so even eg. the background music on Crash Twinsanity for example would now be Taylor Swift.

This only affects yourself. All singing still sounds like the actual singer to anyone else (except other people who also take the deal).

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Lost_All_Senses
03/17/21 11:17:05 PM
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Damn. Can't do it. The one entertainment I wouldn't give up.

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AdmiralStiff
03/17/21 11:17:27 PM
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Sure , I mostly listen to non vocal music anyways

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Trumble
03/17/21 11:20:33 PM
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On a side note, that example now has me wondering what What What In The Butt would sound like with Taylor performing it.

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Flamer_Blue
03/17/21 11:21:09 PM
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Hell no.

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Reis
03/17/21 11:21:26 PM
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so money and every song gets improved because taylor swift is literally a goddess

deal
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DespondentDeity
03/17/21 11:22:29 PM
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Id take it if it fucked everyone else over too

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PoundGarden
03/17/21 11:30:09 PM
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Ok

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TheCodeisBosco
03/19/21 10:58:47 AM
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(Imagines Taylor Swift performing "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised")

Nooooo thank you.

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Master_Bass
03/19/21 11:09:13 AM
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Sure, I couldn't care less, tbh. Give me the money.

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The Trent
03/19/21 11:09:41 AM
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absolutely not unless what happens if she dies

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Dark_SilverX
03/19/21 11:09:50 AM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
https://i.imgur.com/CTFXOal.gif
that is someone's daughter ._.

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pogo_rabid
03/19/21 11:11:46 AM
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Music is like, the least important media type to me. So this is a hard yes.

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The Trent
03/19/21 11:25:33 AM
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is taylor swift going to drop n bombs left and right when i listen to some weezy

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FF_Redux
03/19/21 11:30:26 AM
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Double it with adding a rap breakdown im the middle with Cardi B and Nikki Minaj rapping about female genitalia.

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Mareen
03/19/21 11:33:52 AM
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Trumble
03/19/21 2:19:29 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
does she do harsh vocals (growls/death vox/etc) for metal songs or do they get transformed into clean vocals
She tries. I don't know if she can actually do it or not, guess you'd find out if you took the deal.

The Trent posted...
is taylor swift going to drop n bombs left and right when i listen to some weezy
Yes.

FF_Redux posted...
Double it with adding a rap breakdown im the middle with Cardi B and Nikki Minaj rapping about female genitalia.
Nope, Taylor performs the rap too.

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FabIe
03/19/21 2:20:23 PM
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Whats the downside

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