Current Events > Those assessment questionnaires on job applications are so dumb lmao

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RchHomieQuanChi
03/11/21 8:36:48 AM
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They're almost always a series of loaded questions asking how much of a loyal corporate drone you are

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RchHomieQuanChi
03/11/21 8:38:50 AM
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The Trent posted...
did you fail the iq test or just wanted to complain about a new thing?

Texas sucks

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The Trent
03/11/21 8:39:35 AM
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sometimes everywhere sucks

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RchHomieQuanChi
03/11/21 8:40:10 AM
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The Trent posted...
sometimes everywhere sucks

But all the time, Texas sucks

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The Trent
03/11/21 8:40:54 AM
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man if you are trying to make me mad let me tell you buddy you have super succeeded because i am seething friend

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jcmason
03/11/21 8:45:14 AM
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Those loaded questions are just testing whether youll put in the bare minimal effort to do what you know they want you to do.

If an applicant cant even be bothered to do that, then they wouldnt do the bare minimal easy stuff as an employee.

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RetsuZaiZen
03/11/21 8:46:36 AM
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Sure. There's this tiktok going around explaining poor corporate culture in America. I'll see if I can find it.


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RetsuZaiZen
03/11/21 8:48:44 AM
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MisterPengy
03/11/21 8:51:00 AM
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They're usually pretty obvious and are mostly to weed out the trash applicants. As an example:

Mark told you "I don't feel like doing my task, hey new guy, do this for me"

Do you:
A) Punch Mark in the face
B) Tell Mark to suck your D
C) Politely decline and bring the issue up to your supervisor later
D) Challenge Mark to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/11/21 9:04:31 AM
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HBO just put out a documentary on this (although it starts off as Myers Briggs personality types and evolves into questionnaires at work)

It was a fine show but I would have rather them get more into the accuracy of these types of tests as opposed to the direction they went with it. But still, it's interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWBXniurrA0

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